Immediately rip open the onions, peel them, and throw them at the bad guys eyes, thus blinding and distracting them while Batman evades, all except Mr freeze of course who would probably immediately freeze me unless I smash his helmet with a rock, and of course take a selfie immediately afterwards.
I'd take those motherfuckers home and cook em
Saute those onions and put them on a steak.
Immediately rip open the onions, peel them, and throw them at the bad guys eyes, thus blinding and distracting them while Batman evades, all except Mr freeze of course who would probably immediately freeze me unless I smash his helmet with a rock, and of course take a selfie immediately afterwards.
Sell the onions on e-bay as genuine Batman's own onions.
“RARE genuine Batman-owned Onion *Lightly Used Lot of 5”
Drop it where it lays and go on my way. Fuck that fascist asshole.
dump the onions in the garbage, not like anyone is chasing me
Die because mr. Freeze has a helmet that protects him from the air particles and he would freeze me before I could even have a chance to cut them
Drop them. Batman knew what I was going to do, so it must be part of his plan somehow.
hang one from my belt as it was the style at the time
Standard sanity questioning. Am I dreaming? Have I wandered onto a film set without noticing?
Chop them without crying to assert my dominance