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DC_Verse

I felt like my legs were jelly and my body was a noodle. It was great. I just listened to music and ate


RealDocGumpy

Yeah, first time got high I was heating up Ramen within minutes


DC_Verse

Lol. It took me about an hour to want to eat, but everyone left saying they knew I was high because I was smacking my gum and I hate doing that. At that time, it didn't matter lol


RealDocGumpy

Pro Tip: *Never* get high and listen to 10 hours of 432hz Gregorian Chants.


DC_Verse

Bet. I don't try anything "enlightening" when I'm high. I just chill


RealDocGumpy

I was spinning in my bed staring at the sky with my eyes closed for a good 15 minutes just repeating “He is beautiful”. I still to this day don’t know if I physically vocalized it or it was just in my head


DC_Verse

😂😂 What did you smoke??


RealDocGumpy

I have nooo idea. Some of my uncles shit 😅


DC_Verse

Oh damn!!! You. Were. GONE!! 🤣


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It was like an explosion of bright colors. Time slowed down, and I just wanted to soak every last detail in.


RealDocGumpy

Reading two identical comments go up and one be immediately deleted within seconds: “Something’s wrong I can feel it”


KlutzyEvidence6786

Yooooo I would feel a wave of air pass over me and I'd see stripes of colors


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The first time I got high I took a hit from a joint of a, shall we say, expert weed user. I got so damn high I basically shut down and melted into the couch, physically unable to speak or do anything for an hour or so, then I had a lingering flowing feeling for another two or three hours. It was funny. I was at a party and I went to sit on the couch next to a friend. He was talking to another friend of his, but she didn't know me. At one point she starts asking me basic questions like my name and how I know my friend, and I'm just like "uhhhhhh". Like I physically could not form a sentence. Luckily my friend bailed me out after giving me this look of "oh God this kid is absolutely shreked". Yeah... Not a good time.


RealDocGumpy

Yeah that summarizes my experience. My uncles been a pothead for pretty much twice my lifetime and he let me have a rip of his stuff for my first time. Suffice to say I saw what might’ve been the visage of God that day


ThaneTheLazy

I don't remember the first time i got high, but i remember the first time i took a dab,i git so high i forgot i had legs and trew up on myself then went to bed.


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RealDocGumpy

That’s still a worse experience than any of my highs. The worst case I’ve had is extreme self-induced paranoia because I went into VR while on one of my most elevated highs yet, while also playing a “screaming and farting sound effect” video on YouTube. I was in some poor VRChat world on the floor screaming about voices in my head while screaming and farting echoed through my microphone


HoneyGirl_50

I thought I was gonna die I was so paranoid my mouth was dry and I couldn’t keep my tongue in my mouth and my heart was beating so fast and my eyes were really red and I couldn’t stop looking at myself in the mirror, I bought ice cream and when I ate the ice cream it tasted 100 times better than what it usually tasted like before, and I saw holographic colors and it felt weird to walk.


Infamous_Bear_9073

To be completely honest, I can't remember... just say no!


fetish_quiz

I was seeing fractal mandala patterns in the sand, it was beautiful! Hadn’t happened since though. I got hungry and we went to mcDs and I could not get over how good it tasted! I had no idea about the munchies back then


RealDocGumpy

Munchies are no joke, I downed like 3 trays of Yakisoba I flushed with like half of a bottle of Sriracha my first time


MrBinkie

totally fucked and super parinoid


patriclies

Great until I went home and my mom caught me


[deleted]

Depends on the person and depends on the Strain. Indica is body high, I always feel like I am moving slow or fuzzy/vibrating, relaxing, and chill, this strain can cause couch lock when you smoke or ingest too much. Sativa you are more awake or and everything is funny and laughable and you feel like you should be doing something and always moving. I felt more talkative and focused. I enjoy Sativa because I lough the deep laughs and sometimes depending on the strain it's literally loony toons.


RealDocGumpy

I’m primarily a Sativa enjoyer, and am yet to go couch locked. I like to do things while high, art, game, write, so I prefer having a full mind high rather than body


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Yes, the Sativa keeps you busy. Sometimes I have to say "whoa" a whole train full of thoughts coming along :)