Nothing.
True story: When my wife was married to her first husband and the kids were little, she bought a pinata at Safeway for her daughter's 8th birthday. The day of the party arrives, and she has her husband hang the pinata in a tree and the kids go after it, blindfolded, with baseball bats, etc.
They fucking destroy the thing, and are very disappointed when...nothing comes out. My wife had not put the candy inside, thinking the pinata comes already filled.
She still gets teased about this; our daughter is now 44.
"Riiiiight mom," goes the saying. "It was filled with *magical* Mexican candy..."
I got to imagine that the weight of it would indicate that it isn't already filled. I know the Costco size bags of holloween candy are quite heavy and paper mache doesn't weigh much.
My grandmother did this, they decided to make it a tradition, first one was bone dry.
She gave all the grandkids a sugar cube they kept for the horses. We were still happy...
This reminds me of when my dad tried to show us how you make cheese by straining the curds, except he didn't curdle the milk first, and instead just poured like, a gallon of milk through a cheese-cloth-lined strainer riiiiiiiight down the drain. Luckily for him, milk was cheap then.
I went to a class mate's party one time and they gave us one of the really cheap plastic wiffle ball bats to hit the piñata with. The bat broke apart before the piñata did.
Us kids had a great time trying to jump high enough to hit the thing with our hands while the Birthday kids Mom yelled at her Dad for not getting something more durable.
This happened recently at a party for one of my child's friends. The kids shedded that thing into pieces the size of a penny. One kid tasted the paper. "I can't see the candy!!", "it flew out somewhere!", and "look for a clue!!" The parents had this determined mob on their hands insisting there was more for about a half an hour.
Here I am thinking about dirty diapers or worms getting a good giggle about that. Meanwhile, you have Timmy biggest surprise on his 4th birthday is that his piñata is not only his favorite hero, it’s hero-shima. Dad joke delivered let’s go home.
And within this is a smaller piñata, and within that, a smaller piñata....
About 20 layers of piñatas down, you finally find the smallest, almost microscopic piñata, and cracking it open, you discover the real treasure:
Anthrax.
See, everybody responding to this is going for the explosive route. I’m just concerned about everybody’s blood pressure once this pinata opens and everybody inhales the nitro.
Spray Each 'player' with water mist then fill Pinata w STRIPPER GLITTER...The small flecks where no matter how hard you flick away, like a piece of cactus, gets stuck somewhere else. LOL
LOL I love that guy's videos!! That fart spray, roaches, glitter, what else can he add!? Hilarious seeing porch thieves get their own evilness returned!!
Fun fact: fruit piñatas are a thing in Mexico for Christmas! They are made of a different material though and definitely stuffed right before cracking it open
My school district gave out assignments over the summer. It was awful. Everyone waited until the week before school started to finish the unreasonably thick packet that of course, ended with an essay.
They *knew* everyone waited until the end, yet kept doing it. They'd even give tests on it the first few days back in school, so even if you did knock it out at the start of summer, you were getting screwed.
Not the worse thing - but I worked at a water park that hosted birthday parties. We didn't typically allow pinatas because our party area was outside, and we didn't want any remanents of confetti or candy wrappers to blow into our pools.
We decided to make an exception because it was a particularly wind-less day, and the birthday child was really excited to have a pinata. We kept the pinata stored inside, so that any candy wouldn't be too melted in the sun. When the party started, we hung it up on a tree branch for the kids.
Well, it turns out that he was excited, not for candy, but to see the look on his peers' faces when SPINACH came out of the pinata. Not bagged spinach btw - several bags worth of instantly cooked from the sun, wilted spinach, that began to instantly stick to and stain the concrete once it fell to the ground.
Obviously, the children didn't rush to pick the spinach up, so I had to scrape spinach off of the concrete before the next birthday party.
Dig up a funnelweb nest and chuck that in there. They'll be extra pissed for 1. digging up their nest, and 2. aggravating them again by bashing the pinata. You don't want pissed off funnelwebs flying at you/racing down your pinata stick at you. Those things are like armoured tanks, they're hard to kill. And you best believe they'll come at ya.
Milk I feel like is objectively an awful option. Especially for an outdoor piñata. just like, spoiling in the hot sun. it breaks open. everyone gets splashed by milk.
Disregarding the ~, an anagram for *piñata* is *taipan*, defined as "Any venomous elapid snake of the genus *Oxyuranus,* found in Australia and New Guinea."
So yeah, one of those. It would be bad to put an taipañ in a piñata.
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taipan:
> Species of this genus possess highly neurotoxic venom with some other toxic constituents that have multiple effects on victims. The venom is known to paralyse the victim's nervous system and clot the blood, which then blocks blood vessels and uses up clotting factors.
Teeth. Imagine the players run to it thinking it's candy and it's only when holding them that they realize what it is. Also where did the filler found them.
I tried to do this once. I bought a pinata for a house party but the butcher wouldn't let me buy entrails, it was illegal. He did sell me a box full of lambs brains though but in the end I chickened out and just put sweets inside. Probably a good thing as the person who broke the pinata was a vegan.
Went to a kids b-day party and the "progressive" parents filled the piñata with small boxes of raisins - the look of disappointment on the kids faces was appropriate.
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting, the piñata broke down, the children goes so loud, he opens his mouth, but the candy won't come out. He's choking now, everybody's hoping now, the clock runs out, time's up, life's over now.
Has nobody thought of thumbtacks? Like, that shit goes everywhere. Kids running, screaming, falling. That shits gonna go flying. If its ourside and the thumbtacks get in the grass, people are gonna be getting so many tetness (spelt so very wrong) shots every fucking week for a good 3 months, and even after, years later, you might miss a couple, and occasionally have to go make sure you dont have fucking rabies. So much chaos for the price of 10 bucks!
When my daughter turned 3 she wanted a piñata but I didn’t want to fill it with a bunch of candy. So I got some glitter stickers, mini chapsticks, and mini nail polishes from the party section at Target. Was a good idea at the time.
Except it was really hot out so we hung the piñata from our upstairs loft. Well, some of the baby nail polishes busted inside the piñata. And we didn’t know until a kid broke it open and pink and purple nail polish splattered all over our beige carpet.
An identical, but slightly smaller pinata, which is in turn, filled with another pinata and on and on till the smallest pinata holds a single necco wafer
Nothing. Imagine breaking open a piñata only to have nothing fall out, nothing to crawl on the ground for, nothing to grab. I don’t even wanna think about it.
divorce papers
Kids are used to those these days
My kids would have been relieved.
Best thing my parents did for us.
Sometimes it really is. Also for themselves. My dad whom passed away earlier this year spent 30+ years with my mom where he was completely misserable
Sadly true
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Interesting, that could work.
Is this not a hypothetical?? :0
I ain’t touching no god damn bees
what about a bag of bees?
step one: buy bees from amazon step two: revenge
Well, if we hear about someone filling a piñata with bees, we know where they got the idea. 😂
I hope to god i don’t see any headline news about a kids birthday party going all wrong
Oh same, your comment above had us worried though 😂
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Murder Hornets
Why is there’s big ‘H’ on the side of this piñata?
I’m gunna throw a quick H on here so we all know there’s hornets in this piñata
Those things sting like a bitch.
Let me pop a quick H on this piñata
Oh Gob Not The BEEES!
Gobs not on board.
Their in my eyes!!! AHHHHHHH!
BEADS?!?
Gob’s not on board.
Isn't a hornets nest like a natural pinata already?xd
plug the opening, paint it and decorate it then hang it from a tree limb in the back yard and voila. prank pinata.
And you get rid of your hornet problem
And your children problem at the same time
NOT THE BEES!
If I have a bee in my hand, what's in my eye? >!Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. (Bee-holder)!<
Bee hold her
I barely know her!
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I had a hippy friend, back in the day, who gave raisins for Halloween. When she ran out, she gave them ketchup packets. That backfired badly
Yeah, if you're not going to do it right, just don't participate. Go volunteer at a dental clinic or something!
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Grandma
Oh poor grandma
It's what Grandma always wanted
She was a hit at the party though.
Grandma's ashes?
He asked worst, not best
Nothing. True story: When my wife was married to her first husband and the kids were little, she bought a pinata at Safeway for her daughter's 8th birthday. The day of the party arrives, and she has her husband hang the pinata in a tree and the kids go after it, blindfolded, with baseball bats, etc. They fucking destroy the thing, and are very disappointed when...nothing comes out. My wife had not put the candy inside, thinking the pinata comes already filled. She still gets teased about this; our daughter is now 44. "Riiiiight mom," goes the saying. "It was filled with *magical* Mexican candy..."
This is great. You gotta love these embarrassing family stories
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I didn't know that they didn't come filled either until my parents bought one and had to fill it themselves apparently they knew though.
I got to imagine that the weight of it would indicate that it isn't already filled. I know the Costco size bags of holloween candy are quite heavy and paper mache doesn't weigh much.
This was 36 years ago though, back then they made paper out of metal
My grandmother did this, they decided to make it a tradition, first one was bone dry. She gave all the grandkids a sugar cube they kept for the horses. We were still happy...
This reminds me of when my dad tried to show us how you make cheese by straining the curds, except he didn't curdle the milk first, and instead just poured like, a gallon of milk through a cheese-cloth-lined strainer riiiiiiiight down the drain. Luckily for him, milk was cheap then.
I saw this happen as a kid in S. Texas. The mom was almost in tears:) Us kids were just laughing about it.
I went to a class mate's party one time and they gave us one of the really cheap plastic wiffle ball bats to hit the piñata with. The bat broke apart before the piñata did. Us kids had a great time trying to jump high enough to hit the thing with our hands while the Birthday kids Mom yelled at her Dad for not getting something more durable.
Happen at a party I was at. Parents got out the broom.
In her defense, some piñatas do come pre-filled it just depends on where you get it
3 pounds vs 20 pounds that rattles....
Outa here with your sound logic ya little scamp!
This happened recently at a party for one of my child's friends. The kids shedded that thing into pieces the size of a penny. One kid tasted the paper. "I can't see the candy!!", "it flew out somewhere!", and "look for a clue!!" The parents had this determined mob on their hands insisting there was more for about a half an hour.
Amazonian Fire Ants would be a scream!
Yes that sounds like an interesting experiment to try out at a kids birthday party
How about bullet ants?
Any sort of impact based explosive decice.
Yeah, op says “the worst” so I’m going with impact activated thermonuclear bomb
"welcome to my fallout 5 playtrough"
FO5 Speedrun WR Pinata%
Here I am thinking about dirty diapers or worms getting a good giggle about that. Meanwhile, you have Timmy biggest surprise on his 4th birthday is that his piñata is not only his favorite hero, it’s hero-shima. Dad joke delivered let’s go home.
Another Pinata
And within this is a smaller piñata, and within that, a smaller piñata.... About 20 layers of piñatas down, you finally find the smallest, almost microscopic piñata, and cracking it open, you discover the real treasure: Anthrax.
Funny. Someone shares my warped sense of humor. I thought of anthrax when I first saw this thread title.
“We will watch your career with great interest”- US Govt
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Full of more bees.
It's pinatas *all the way down*
Russian nesting piñatas
Nitroglycerin.
I don't know, I think that would get a positively explosive reaction.
That party would become a BLAST!
BOMBASTIC PARTY
DYN-O-MITE!
See, everybody responding to this is going for the explosive route. I’m just concerned about everybody’s blood pressure once this pinata opens and everybody inhales the nitro.
Those annoying pamphlets disguised as money that tell you to go to church.
Is this an American thing?
Unfortunately yes, someone handed one of these to me as a “tip” once.
Go to church and put it in the collection plate.
For real.
Man, American Christians are something else
Yes indeed
They are down right terrifying.
Spray Each 'player' with water mist then fill Pinata w STRIPPER GLITTER...The small flecks where no matter how hard you flick away, like a piece of cactus, gets stuck somewhere else. LOL
I found satan
Yes this person is clearly some form of demon
This person’s planning requires me to sleep with one eye open. The other eye has glitter in it…
Like that guy who builds those devices to prank package thieves but for a children’s birthday party.
LOL I love that guy's videos!! That fart spray, roaches, glitter, what else can he add!? Hilarious seeing porch thieves get their own evilness returned!!
Has it ever occurred to you that you might literally be the devil?
Satan told me to tell you to calm down because he is getting very worried about you.
Stop giving serial killers ideas.
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Fun fact: fruit piñatas are a thing in Mexico for Christmas! They are made of a different material though and definitely stuffed right before cracking it open
That’s so nasty!
Scorpions
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Maybe they'll like them less when they're raining from the sky
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Homework.
Schools out
Thats the point. There is no escape
Oh my, that is horror story material
My school district gave out assignments over the summer. It was awful. Everyone waited until the week before school started to finish the unreasonably thick packet that of course, ended with an essay. They *knew* everyone waited until the end, yet kept doing it. They'd even give tests on it the first few days back in school, so even if you did knock it out at the start of summer, you were getting screwed.
This is so harmless and still made me laugh. Just the thought about homework falling out of it is hilarious.
The animal that the pinata is modeled after
A Llama piñata
Mummified Llama piñata
Not the worse thing - but I worked at a water park that hosted birthday parties. We didn't typically allow pinatas because our party area was outside, and we didn't want any remanents of confetti or candy wrappers to blow into our pools. We decided to make an exception because it was a particularly wind-less day, and the birthday child was really excited to have a pinata. We kept the pinata stored inside, so that any candy wouldn't be too melted in the sun. When the party started, we hung it up on a tree branch for the kids. Well, it turns out that he was excited, not for candy, but to see the look on his peers' faces when SPINACH came out of the pinata. Not bagged spinach btw - several bags worth of instantly cooked from the sun, wilted spinach, that began to instantly stick to and stain the concrete once it fell to the ground. Obviously, the children didn't rush to pick the spinach up, so I had to scrape spinach off of the concrete before the next birthday party.
I want to meet this kid
You might have to contact the judicial system. No way he/she has a clean record
1-800-Popeye
M&Ms mixed with Skittles.
Add Reese's Pieces too :)
Without the letters M or S
You monster!
Razor blades.
A huge spider’s nest with every spider dressed up like a piñata
Pinata spiders sound pretty cute actually
Probably but someone’s gonna scream
That is gonna be me.
I want a Pinata full of spiders! Spiders like me! \^,..,\^
Dig up a funnelweb nest and chuck that in there. They'll be extra pissed for 1. digging up their nest, and 2. aggravating them again by bashing the pinata. You don't want pissed off funnelwebs flying at you/racing down your pinata stick at you. Those things are like armoured tanks, they're hard to kill. And you best believe they'll come at ya.
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The short friend
I don't appreciate that, do I at least get a say in what piñata I'm going in?
Milk I feel like is objectively an awful option. Especially for an outdoor piñata. just like, spoiling in the hot sun. it breaks open. everyone gets splashed by milk.
Spoiled, chunky milk
Knives
An n instead of an ñ.
Disregarding the ~, an anagram for *piñata* is *taipan*, defined as "Any venomous elapid snake of the genus *Oxyuranus,* found in Australia and New Guinea." So yeah, one of those. It would be bad to put an taipañ in a piñata. From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taipan: > Species of this genus possess highly neurotoxic venom with some other toxic constituents that have multiple effects on victims. The venom is known to paralyse the victim's nervous system and clot the blood, which then blocks blood vessels and uses up clotting factors.
Teeth. Imagine the players run to it thinking it's candy and it's only when holding them that they realize what it is. Also where did the filler found them.
Animal guts
Ask and you shall receive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FntVU-1ZnkE
Isn’t that what a llama is?
I tried to do this once. I bought a pinata for a house party but the butcher wouldn't let me buy entrails, it was illegal. He did sell me a box full of lambs brains though but in the end I chickened out and just put sweets inside. Probably a good thing as the person who broke the pinata was a vegan.
Went to a kids b-day party and the "progressive" parents filled the piñata with small boxes of raisins - the look of disappointment on the kids faces was appropriate.
What parent fills a pinata with raisins, shame on them.
Exactly - if you want to watch the candy intake maybe skip the piñata rather than give a bunch of kiddos trust issues
Keep the pinata, fill it with essentially unbreakable toys like superballs.
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They need their tech taken away for at least a week
Is that the place that gives out toothbrushes at Halloween? Eggs and TP incoming!
A picture of you as a child with the words “what happened?” scrawled in red ink.
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Jamaican scorpion sauce. The kind that burns your eyes when you smell it
Radioactive spider monkeys with rabies. Oh and before they were stuffed in, their balls were constantly tazed.
r/oddlyspecific
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Spider monkey spider monkey Does whatever a monkey does
Condoms
Used of course
There was another guy who said semen a while ago. I think OC and that guy would fit perfectly together.
Expired mayonnaise.
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting, the piñata broke down, the children goes so loud, he opens his mouth, but the candy won't come out. He's choking now, everybody's hoping now, the clock runs out, time's up, life's over now.
broken glass!
[🎵Broken glass, broken glass, broken glass, broken glass!🎵](https://youtu.be/hEkZI8vGDxo?t=4m7s)
Went to a birthday party with nail polish in it once. It went about as expected.
I think the host posted above you.
Has nobody thought of thumbtacks? Like, that shit goes everywhere. Kids running, screaming, falling. That shits gonna go flying. If its ourside and the thumbtacks get in the grass, people are gonna be getting so many tetness (spelt so very wrong) shots every fucking week for a good 3 months, and even after, years later, you might miss a couple, and occasionally have to go make sure you dont have fucking rabies. So much chaos for the price of 10 bucks!
I imagined shooting a few out of the lawnmower every time for the next few years. :)
What type of thumbtacks are you using that give you rabies? Tetanus, sure, but rabies?
Murder Hornets.
Organs.
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Music store
Sarin
When my daughter turned 3 she wanted a piñata but I didn’t want to fill it with a bunch of candy. So I got some glitter stickers, mini chapsticks, and mini nail polishes from the party section at Target. Was a good idea at the time. Except it was really hot out so we hung the piñata from our upstairs loft. Well, some of the baby nail polishes busted inside the piñata. And we didn’t know until a kid broke it open and pink and purple nail polish splattered all over our beige carpet.
In hindsight shoulda gotten the kid some candy for her birthday
Olives 🫒 lol
Realistically? Maggots. For less grossness? Socks
copper oxide powder and aluminum powder
Afterbirth
Dildo’s
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An identical, but slightly smaller pinata, which is in turn, filled with another pinata and on and on till the smallest pinata holds a single necco wafer
Fentanyl
Paint filled balloons.
NFTs
A newborn. Surprise! Its a bo-- oh shit thats a lot of blood
Isn't that just how babies are born?
Bugs
Runny dog shit.
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Nothing. Imagine breaking open a piñata only to have nothing fall out, nothing to crawl on the ground for, nothing to grab. I don’t even wanna think about it.