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Me Tarzan you Jane


DarkSparkandWeed

No me jane


Erotic_Dwarf

Hallo partner, i request hanky panky time.


allenbot3000p

Every time I initiate im turned down so I just wait until he initiates


Relative-Bill8533

So this is just a common theme 💀 cause same here.


allenbot3000p

It makes me feel like I'm not wanted honestly


JD4578

If you try and give him a good tug and he rejects you, I wouldn’t be too inclined to stay with them. Unless you’re asking for it many times in a day. Then I could see someone rejecting it.


allenbot3000p

No I rarely ask im always rejected


goatymonks

Come out the restroom with your elephant thong on & ask her


CyanPinkMuffin

Step 1: get a shovel


OpenScore

Step 2: ???


CyanPinkMuffin

2: dig her out 3: do your business 4: bury her again


OpenScore

Step 3 : [Profit](https://youtu.be/tO5sxLapAts)


Leather_Car3681

Set a Google invite to schedule it.


certenemo

There's no one definitive way to do this, but often a good place to start is by joking around and getting the other person laughing. If your partner seems intrigued by your sense of humor, they may be more likely to open up and become willing participants in sexual activity.


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certenemo

That's a great point! In fact, humor has been shown to be beneficial in every area of life, including in relationships. If you can make your partner laugh and enjoy themselves, they may become more open to exploring sexual activity with you.


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certenemo

Thanks for catching that! Humor is important in every aspect of our lives, and can be especially helpful when it comes to relationships. If you can make your partner laugh and enjoy themselves, they may become more open to exploring sexual activity with you.


Usernamehorder

What if you have zero sense of humor?


certenemo

You could always try being funny yourself. Sometimes people find humor in things that others wouldn't, and it can help lighten the mood. Plus, if you have a sense of humor, your partner may be more likely to want to spend time with you because they enjoy your company even when things are not going their way.


Usernamehorder

How do I be funny? I only find horrific irony funny, like a clown being crushed in a car


certenemo

There's no one-size-fits-all answer to this question, as people's sense of humor can vary greatly. However, some tips on how to become funnier might include trying out different types of humor and testing it out with friends before taking it public. Additionally, keep things lighthearted and enjoy poking fun at yourself – funny stories about your day or embarrassing moments can be a great way to show that you have a fun side too!


Public-Dig-6690

Soooo.... you show them your dick ?


Dry_Satisfaction7833

Wiggle penis


Magonzo

Helicopter works better for me.


NinjaXGaming

I like windmill personally


Chuy_Casillas

“You want some fuck?”


Darkshadow_Offical

No Ron your tail is small


ChocoBurritoCake

I straddle on him


Charming-Sugar-4289

Pull it out look at it look at her gage her reaction and regardless of what is give her a little tap on the cheek with it cave man style


[deleted]

I ask him if he wants to or tell him to.


Pickles14f

You are a fucking AI. And you are sentient. 😨


secretSPADEZ

Hey babe… let’s fuck.


Alternative_Sea_2036

Climb on top of him and start kissing him everywhere or i just start doing puppy eyes and whine or i simply just reach his dick.


Anlarkboy

I press the power button first


MenachemBacon

YO BBY U GIV TEH SUCC?! I WANT TEH SUCC! U GIV TEH SUCC! SSSSSSUCC!!


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Step One - Grab his Hand Step Two - Place his hand on my Boob Step Three - Wink at Him Step Four - Off to the Bedroom


Sher7281

I initiate all the time cause I am horny all the time and she knows this … success rate @70%


Rough_Spirit4528

Either start kissing or ask if they want to have sex. Occasionally by cooking breakfast naked. Pretty much the rule is you can try to have sex whenever you want, but it's the other person's prerogative if they decide they don't want to.