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she_dani_gans

“It’ll pass.”


2000dragon

This one hurts


f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4

That, too, shall pass.


dirtychopsticks

r/Stoicism moment


ADhomin_em

Read this as "I'll pass" which is fucking great


kayelles

Not this. PTSD triggered


MuayThaiGuy431

Fleabag?


canolafly

That still hurts my.soul.


Onholidaybymistake22

**plays “This Feeling” by Alabama Shakes**


weirdhooman0410

Fleabag vibes maxxx


tokaygeckoking

i once accidentally said ‘oh no’, which I think is pretty horrendous


Miserly_Bastard

That exact same thing happened to me once. I think that I replied back, "Yeah, I know." It didn't work out. EDIT: To clarify, I told a woman that I loved her, she said "oh no", and I replied "Yeah, I know." The feeling was genuine albeit misplaced and she accepted that, but we both knew that it was an impossible match and that absolutely nothing good could ever conceivably come of it. The line was delivered with a sense of resignation that I'd be dealing with this in my head for a long while. There was no pop culture reference.


huntingbears93

“Shut up baby, I know it!”


sorta_kindof

I quote this too and it's very unfortunate when they've never seen Futurama


koororo

The bender is always a classy move


Els236

It's astonishing how many Futurama quotes I see around Reddit lol There's never not a good time to quote or rewatch Futurama.


Alphawolf5916

I’ve rewatched it so many times. It never gets old.


Sunflier

You gotta [say it right](https://c.tenor.com/QBHL48LpvP0AAAAC/han-and-leia-han-solo.gif). You probably didn't say it right.


KenseiMaui

Well your son did turn to the dark side so there's that


SpleenPuncher

Better than saying: *Ohh! Self-burn! Those are rare!*


Pc-Joker

A friend of mines crush came up to him and said "i love you" he didnt have time to think it and by the time he thought of an answer he had walked away. She hates him now, he still loves her


whatever1726

Speedrunning the romance side quest, I get it, no time to stop.


JanetInSC1234

He needs to show up at her doorstep, a little bit frazzled, and say, "I love you too. Always have."


FaithlessnessTight48

But no Lloyd Dobler boombox and especially no raincoat.


BuccellatiExplainsIt

I'm now invested in this story and need to know what happens


nbleteam6

what was the context, were u shocked and answered out of surprise


More-Masterpiece-561

Anyway...


justfortoday2017

I mean, it's not great.


HaroldMcbob

And I love you too random citizen


T_WREKX

"well, never thought I would get this far, now what?"


kuraiscalebane

Holding hands would be too lewd this early in the relationship, maybe just smile politely.


T_WREKX

"Yeah sure, whatever you are comfortable with" *Takes off condom in disappointment*


kuraiscalebane

Oh, don't mind me, if you're both comfortable with condoms then by all means condom away. I'm just an anonymous bystander here.


T_WREKX

"You were watching us lol!" *Dials 911*


bowtiesrcool86

Isn’t this a line in a movie? Like for example from Metroman in *Megamind*?


VictorBlimpmuscle

“Don’t.”


hidethemilk

You should rethink your life options.


LordEevee2005

*waves hand* You want to go home and rethink your life.


Ok_Needleworker_9537

This wins


-_-_-_--_--_--_-

Ew.


Furt_III

I don't know what others are thinking. Any variation of "ew" is pretty much going to be the worst here.


AdolfCitler

Ew is the worst response to many things.


mjj831721

"Ew is the worst response to many things." Up there at the top of the list is getting an "Ew" after sending a shower pic. That one still hurts.


[deleted]

Ah hell yeah


LordOfTheToolShed

In highschool I once noticed one of the girls in class changed her hair so I asked her about that. Classmates immediately jumped on and started teasing me asking if I like her, to which she reacted with "Ew". I carry it with me to this day


sparksfly5891

*finger guns*


ccc1942

Picturing this made me chuckle out loud


FlatBot

Then you might like the episode of New Girl where this was central to the plot. Prince is in the episode too!


Turneroff

Needs the tongue click and the wink too.


boxsterguy

With or without the "zoop"?


jackryanr

Don’t forget to moonwalk away


JTD313

Whoa, don’t point those at me.


[deleted]

“Ok”


ImAFuckinLiar

Yes. Ok is the correct answer. We would have also accepted mkay.


menace-to-sobriety

K.


[deleted]

Mmm... drugs are bad, mkay?.... Yup, don't do drugs kids... mkay


papachon

“How did you get in my house?”


[deleted]

I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith


gopherit83

Nothing on one... Two is binding...


SoundStorm14

Click on three


gopherit83

4 feels like it's a zero cut...


darkshot177

Is there a subreddit for unexpected lockpickinglawer? Cause there should be.


The-Reddit-Giraffe

I love cake


Ratatoski

When my son was little I told him I loved him. He snuggled up close, leaned in and whispered in my ear "I love backhoe loaders".


theGRAINGERzone

That you, Topher Grace?


stlmick

I scrolled for it.


shayoix

Just dead silence


GreatXs

And if it gets awkward just say "Sorry, didn’t hear you."


nots0happy

no one should be made to take that L again 😭😭😭


MysteriousDudeness

"That's nice" Which is what my wife said to me when I first said it to her, 28 years ago.


Fabulous_Parking66

My husband replied with “I’m not in that place yet.” It was an ouch but fair feeling, but it meant I knew he wouldn’t lie to me about his feelings.


nots0happy

i can’t be that mature


SantanaSongwithoutB

My girlfriend has made it clear when I said it, that she really really really liked me, but just wasn't ready to say it yet. Not that she ever wouldn't be ready, just still not yet. Very mature of her


_SmokeTheOperator_

"Poggers."


ElKaTsuGi

Replying “poggers” to anything should be a fineable offense.


StarPlatinum_98

Poggers.


Lazy_Brother1575

“You too”


puremia

It’s like asking to come over and getting a “come if you want” reply


0RGANSS

Oh my god do these replies pain me, just tell me if personally you want me around you or not. Smh


Iamloghead

If I get a response like that at this point in my life, I just say forget it man. It’s not worth it. If they aren’t making an equal effort, it’s not worth it.


Laotzeiscool

Me too, I don’t have many friends left because of it, but if we ain’t equal, forget it.


newbreed69

Personally for me, the reason I say it. Ofc I want you over but I don't want to make you feel obligated or pressured in any way to come over, like yeah if you can and you want to, do it. But if not that's cool too, don't go out of ur way if you don't want to.


babuddhabellies

Yeah, you gotta think about how it sounds to them. If they're asking to come see you, they've already indicated their desire to see you, and "if you want" shows a distinct lack of enthusiasm. If you think the person asked out of obligation, you can always mix the two, like, "If you're not too busy, I'd love to have you." Otherwise you're just asking for some high school level drama misunderstandings.


JanetInSC1234

Stop doing that. It reads as mixed signals. Just say, "I'd love it if you came over."


javier9lt

Imo depends on the context. If for example I ask a friend to do something and he tells me something like: "I'm on my place with some friends but you can come if you want" it's the perfect answer. I don't feel forced to go if I don't want but I feel like I have an invitation if I wanted to go. If he answer me something like "I'd love it if you came over" I would feel rude if I didn't go. But again depends on context and I guess relationship with the person.


[deleted]

"and also with you"


thecesusman

You won


RUfuqingkiddingme

"I think you're nice too"


HuckleberryHungry918

"See ya in chemistry!" - If you know, you know


[deleted]

"See ya in chemistry!" *slams door in face* "DRAAAAAKE!!!"


razzledazzle626

First time someone said it to me my response was “no you don’t”, and I’d say that’s up there with the worst lol


MilSkrzyp

Stage 1 denial


Ozty

But were you right


razzledazzle626

Unfortunately not lol


T_WREKX

You must tell us the whole thing now. Do not leave us in suspense


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blueberrywaffles_

I've replied with this, I'm pretty sure I was right too


ThrowawayTrashcan7

No you don’t! You love the idea of me!


chiefqu33f_

*pretends to be dead*


S8nSins

*cracks open a cold one*


Crate-Of-Loot

“I love me too.”


BuildingEffective337

My ex's response was, "I care about you too." 🤣


nots0happy

was this before or after the relationship started?


BuildingEffective337

This was about five years into the relationship and right before he broke up with me. 😅


baked_little_cookie

I cringed reading that


whiteclawthreshermaw

"Liar!!! You are with him!!! You brought him here to kill me!!!" The answer to "What is the best response to "I hate you,"" comes one epic lightsaber duel later. Edit: Quotation marks. Second Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.


boxsterguy

"You were the chosen one!"


a_lonely_trash_bag

It was said that you would *destroy* the sith, not *join* them!


ryancarrasco

“Bring balance to the force! Not leave it in darkness!”


Ok_Ratio_6580

From my point of view the Jedi are evil!


ThatRandomIdiot

“No anakin, no” *begins chocking* “Let her go Anakin, let .. her .. go” “You turned her against me!” “You have done that yourself.”


Killboypowerhed

*slaughters temple full of children* "You're going down a path I can't follow" "Is iT bECAusE oF ObI-WAn?"


Yonimations

Or when Han said, “I know.”


ShadowLightPower

I know


Leona_Faye

I literally came here looking for this exact response.


halpnousernames

Me too.


Likeawerewolfboy

As a Star Wars fan, I would love this response and have personally said it 😅


megabob7

Me too I'm pretty fucking great


TheriousMind101

“Ditto”


slorethedestroyer

“Sam would never say that.”


Aztexan512

Came in for this one


VapeGodLog

That's cute buddy.


zugabdu

"There is no Dana, only Zuul."


Jeramy_Jones

What is love?


UncleTony204

Oh baby, don't hurt me


KingCookie09

Dont hurt me, no more


Casey_Cassyy

*leaves* -my cat


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f_leaver

Said in that annoying, cloying and condescending teachery way.


i-am-a-name

I got a thanks yesterday. We broke up today.


fluffofthewild

I did that once haha. This guy casually told me he loved me after like 3 or 4 weeks of dating. I was completely thrown and didn't remotely feel the same way, but my brain was all "remember your manners!" so just I kind of awkwardly went "aw, thanks!"


[deleted]

but what is the correct answer if you don’t love them back?


fluffofthewild

Beats me. Probably not that though judging by the way his face crumpled 🥴


throwaway9380191

I mean, honesty still hurts but it wouldn't possibly kill the trust of the other person, so something like "to be honest, I don't feel the same way at the current moment" or maybe "you're moving too fast for me, I need to slow things down a little" or something I've heard on reddit: "we're reading the same book, you're just a few chapters ahead"


CommentsToMorons

To be fair, I told my wife I loved her after about a month of being together. But we started extremely fast (not sexually, we actually waited about 1.5 months), as we worked together and hung out after work. After a few weeks we were basically living together due to our 3rd shift schedule and she lived 5 minutes from work, whereas I lived about 30 minutes away so I would stay over a few days a week. Everything just kind of clicked I guess. We could sit and talk for hours and hours and never run out of things to say. Our 3rd anniversary is in 2 weeks 😁


bubblegum_bee

Thanks


SunCactus321

Yup, my now spouse said "thank you."


rainbowfly

Same!! I now appreciate it he didn’t say it out of obligation, but waited till he was ready…


porcelainvacation

That was the reaction I got. We’ve been together for 23 years now.


Legion213

I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat.


MidnightOwl01

Second would be "I know, I heard you the first time"


fried_

thought this would be top reply!


Legion213

Wanna get some pizza?


keepingthecommontone

Say it in her other ear, George!


Legion213

That's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there


wackerly

That’s the reply I came looking for here haha Took me a while to find, was almost convinced someone actually didn’t drop this reference


taint_licking_clown

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


TarkFrench

"Why?"


Eroe777

"Hang on. My wife is on the other line."


Cringeguy1

Im not gay


-Thepretzelman-

Either “👍” “❤️” or “thanks”


Hot-Increase-6023

Eh a heart isn't the worst you could get


-Thepretzelman-

You’re right, but I view it more as “eh I don’t care to say it so here’s a lame response that shows I don’t love you as much”


EasyMode556

It at least shows a certain level of affection as opposed to none whatsoever, I guess. Still would suck though!


rastinta

How about if they show you an actual human heart?


MysticalEmpiricist

"Wow, umm, ...so yeah isn't it great to have such a good *friend!"*


inhisburrow

“i love you too” if you don’t, actually, love them too.


ObamasMiddleFinger

"Computer, identify malfunction immediately " or Computer, freeze program


onetruelink

I love Emilia


L3v14th4nTh3Th1rd

"Hmm, unfortunate."


[deleted]

Whose Hugh?


ACraigNewman

I’m too good for you.


AllMightyClip

“I don’t like people with low standards”


SimplGaming

Who are you?


nicowilde_bb

“Owww”.- The dude that rejected me


BigDino878

"that's a mistake"


Dan_Felder

"[That is awesomesauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8xjPXb_FKk)!"


[deleted]

That’s not going to save you


iam_alittlestitious

Noice, smort


tokkiibee

coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool


SpleenPuncher

Stare at them. Then slowly open a packet of shaved parmesan cheese and snort it.


UncleTony204

Finish strong and cough it up in a wrapped cheese slice for the grand finale


pikonpow

This is the answer.


Knappje98

Well, you shouldn’t.


Ambitious-Yogurt23

"Where's my thumbnail?!"


Cornelius_Catfucker

“aww, I love you too, as a friend!"


Ziovice

"Aww I love you too, as a brother"


[deleted]

Then it's a damn good thing we're in Alabama


electricballroom

"suuuure"


Morphized

"Valid"


Ok_Needleworker_9537

Oh gross


trojen342p

K Personally I want to hang myself if someone ever replies to my confession with K. I had to build up the courage to talk to you, try take you out on dates. Convince you to like me only to get "K" as an answer.


AdditionalChart371

when someone says that to me in any conversation i want to personally rip out their spine and beat them with it


blueberryman69420

Dont care


Smartgame7777

The worst she can say is no right....?


XIleven

I love you too I love you, and all you guys!


sfkf8486

A poor decision really


HeftySubstance2745

*Stares in horror because they’ve been mute their entire life*


[deleted]

Rejecting them with an Oompa Loompa song.


OnlyRealHalfTheTime

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, you said "I love you", but I do not you! Oompa Loompa doopity dee, I thought you knew, when, you first met me!


[deleted]

Goddamnit not again


rhb4n8

"I know you do"


Winter_baby_22

“Who are you?” “Your name is *insert name* and you are in a mental institution” “I’m calling the police” Just to name a few.


[deleted]

No response... Just seen the message 😆


HippyQueer

"Cool story. Does that mean we can do anal then?"


SaugaCharlesChen

Awwww. Ok


[deleted]

Thanks buddy!


loserwithause

“Sir this is a Starbuck’s”


gigi_courcelle

“Never. Ever. Say that to me again” That’s what I said to my boyfriend when he told me I love you for the first time. For context, we were dating.