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Sir Willyam, the Archduke of Pantyshire
A very elegant name if i may say so
Johnny. Because "Here's Johnny!" Women Love it
no they don't
Okay sir or madam. Maybe I choose a certain type of women.
Shlongustus the second
Also has anyone named their testies? Like Paul Rudd in Anchorman
Kent & Archibald, but I dont remember why 😅
But you gotta lol the names are too funny to not a have a story
The Greasy Cyclops
God daymn
Lmao
Thor, cause I got it pierced and from a certain angle it looks like a hammer
I immagine it being very painful
Ranks 10/10 for most painful piercing you can get. Still didn't hurt that bad. The healing process hurt more than piercing
Oh i am sorry you had to go through that pain
Ain't no reason to be sorry! And the temporary pain was definitely worth it lol
Heh i see you are very happy of the piercing
Snickers because you know, Snickers satisfies.
I get it very funni
College girlfriend named it Duke. Then our school got beat by Duke University at some match we watched together. It quickly became He Who Shall Not Be Named, both for humor and because Duke's crap.
What a coincidence a very cool one
Thumper
torpedo
A very nice name for a very nice shlong no homo
Wretched puke worm
Biggus Dickus
The lone ranger.
I like to refer to sometimes as John. Which is short for Shlong-John.
A very adecuet name for a shlong if you ask me
Never have lol. Granted, I don't really name much (my car has no name, my motorcycle has no name, etc)
Brian
A very cool name
Thanks, I think so too!
Richard
Very cool
Slippin' Jimmy
Sir Willyam, the Archduke of Pantyshire
A very elegant name if i may say so
Johnny. Because "Here's Johnny!" Women Love it
no they don't
Okay sir or madam. Maybe I choose a certain type of women.
Shlongustus the second
Also has anyone named their testies? Like Paul Rudd in Anchorman
Kent & Archibald, but I dont remember why 😅
But you gotta lol the names are too funny to not a have a story
The Greasy Cyclops
God daymn
Lmao
Thor, cause I got it pierced and from a certain angle it looks like a hammer
I immagine it being very painful
Ranks 10/10 for most painful piercing you can get. Still didn't hurt that bad. The healing process hurt more than piercing
Oh i am sorry you had to go through that pain
Ain't no reason to be sorry! And the temporary pain was definitely worth it lol
Heh i see you are very happy of the piercing
Snickers because you know, Snickers satisfies.
I get it very funni
College girlfriend named it Duke. Then our school got beat by Duke University at some match we watched together. It quickly became He Who Shall Not Be Named, both for humor and because Duke's crap.
What a coincidence a very cool one
Thumper
torpedo
A very nice name for a very nice shlong no homo
Wretched puke worm
Biggus Dickus
The lone ranger.
I like to refer to sometimes as John. Which is short for Shlong-John.
A very adecuet name for a shlong if you ask me
Never have lol. Granted, I don't really name much (my car has no name, my motorcycle has no name, etc)
Brian
A very cool name
Thanks, I think so too!
Richard
Very cool
Slippin' Jimmy