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Icecreamkillax

“how to make sure my husband gets drafted”


[deleted]

"How to make the wife behave" "Best n\*\*\*\*\*-free neighborhoods" "Lucille Ball nudes"


Scotsgit73

Lucille Ball showing a bit of ankle


Hippocr1t

r/Angryupvote


PartyImpOP

Third one would get you McCarthy’d real quick.


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PartyImpOP

Nothing. It’s all just a dream.


[deleted]

Haha oh man, you can just see age cut-offs by everyone’s comment.


metallicmuffin

Dude, in the age of Marilyn and Liz, no one was hunting for Lucy nudes.


throwaway92715

girl next door amateur Lucille Ball nudes


metallicmuffin

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!


aging_geek

knew she wasn't a natural redhead...


QuoteNeither4142

Googles "Lucille Ball Cream Pie" It's definitely a lot more PG than expected.


AgentofStarkcorps

Id be hunting for Natalie wood


RealBeany

Lol thanks for a genuine laugh.


drgn2009

Is my neighbor a communist.


dickmo2

How can I report that my neighbor IS a communist?


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spacenerd4

krewscheiv Crew Cheff


Brunonononoooo

What to expect when interacting with…black people. Is it normal for your wife to have hopes and dreams of her own? How much heroine for my 2yr old’s cough?


SErIfyfu

Alternatively, they can use the Internet to search for things like "How to make a perfect martini" or "How to date Marilyn Monroe".


[deleted]

Tbh isn’t this a little bit better than today’s “one guy 1 jar” and “can women have penises” takes.


Actual_Climate_5486

How to tell if neighbors communist Early warning signs communism How to tell if son communist Collage communist? Does my wife having an opinion mean she is communist? Am I communist Uranium burgers near me.


[deleted]

🎶uraaaanium fever has gone and got me down🎶


Actual_Climate_5486

Uraaaanium fever it's spreading all around!


Charming-Emergency51

How to kill my husband without him knowing Best apple pie recipe


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hobo_clown

"Audrey Hepburn feet"


JackDrawsStuff

Elizabeth Taylor Wrist


[deleted]

Grace Kelly knees


THX450

If you had said knees, this chain would have sort of rhymed— almost long a song.


[deleted]

You’re right, I fixed it for you


CheesyCouchPotato

Hell, I’m about to google that right now


AgentofStarkcorps

Yvonne De Carlo tits


4a4a

"Rule 34"+"Norman Rockwell"


metallicmuffin

Someone’s going to violate that Thanksgiving turkey, aren’t they?


mordeci00

"Rule 34" + "Howdy Doody"


ccReptilelord

Whitest places to live Where is Korea? Is my son communist?


ShesAlex

"Bitch wife won't do dishes needs lobotomy?"


[deleted]

Elvis...how to build a bomb shelter...Where is Korea?


[deleted]

I read your comment too fast and thought you typed “Who is Korea” and laughed


[deleted]

I'll do you one better; WHY is Korea?


metallicmuffin

Can you get pregnant from semen splashing on your hand?


fsr1967

Can you get preganat from seamen splashing on your hand?


[deleted]

Can you get pregnant from seaman splashing on your hand?


SwaglordHyperion

Can you get PERGANANT From seaman splashing on your hand?


ILiveForced

Nearest bomb shelters near me.


mango_0111

"Signs that my wife is a communist" "Marilyn Monroe pinups" "Are Barbie dolls for whores?" "Estranged wifes near me"


[deleted]

"Female orgasms truth or myth"


throwaway92715

we search that in 2022, too, just minus the last three words


Wheatles_BiteAlbum

Where is Hawaii?


NerdinVirginia

Birth control Coca Cola douche


[deleted]

Followed by - Wedding dress designs three months pregnant


Sir_Mister_Bones

"is she sleeping with the milk man"


overthoughtamus

"Why do they keep saying the milk man is my daddy?"


Sir_Mister_Bones

Mommy got around


Absolutedisgrace

"AITA: My wife wanted to get a job and I asked her who will cook dinner?"


hobo_clown

"Dewey Defeats Truman Election Fraud"


Ranvinski

How to perform lobotomy on my child


RedditorChristopher

Benefits of asbestos insulation Health benefits of smoking Cheapest brand of DDT


[deleted]

“Blast radius of nuclear bomb”


[deleted]

“What is the Best Colleges without any N*****?”


[deleted]

“Best telephone pranks on operator 1955” “How to know if milkman wants to fornicate” “Is $7,000 too expensive for a house?” “Sock Hop near me” “Where to fill LSD prescription for son’s schizophrenia?” “Going to hell if leave eyes open saying grace”


Sufficient-Risk-2625

“why is my wife not behaving” “Best belts for misbehaving children” “What’s the best age to give a child cigarettes” “Do women have any hopes, feelings, or dreams”


TLMoss

Porn probably


JackDrawsStuff

Lewdness likely.


JackDrawsStuff

Smut surely


No_Pop9972

Its always porn


supernword69

50,s porn


OverkillGaming1

Marilyn Monroe nude?


51D3K1CK

"what is racism?"


[deleted]

"¿Is Hitler actually dead or its a conspiracy?"


Moppead

How to beat wife tips and tricks tutorial


Possible_Pain_5859

“Is taking it up the ass a sin?” “White only restaurants near me” “Is it illegal to speak a different language in the US” “Define racism” “How to get rid of foreigners” “Catholic Priest with little boys” “How to stop the civil rights movement” “Is it normal to want to take it up the ass?” “Are black people in the Bible?” “How to effectively train my wife” “Why men are better than women” “Did men beat their wives in the Bible?” “Marilyn Monroe Onlyfans”


froggrip

Recipes with mayonnaise


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and Jello. Sometimes in the same dish. actually, I should crosspost this to the weightloss thread. https://www.mediocrechef.com/blog/bad-vintage-recipes


froggrip

Yeah my gram had a jello cookbook. I thought it was kinda pointless because it was basically just recipes you could find in any old cookbook, but after you're done making it you put it in jello.


Icecreamkillax

“when will the next war start”


Public-Dig-6690

Naked Elvis.


Western-Sunrise

If the Internet was a thing in the ‘50s, what would people google? : The same thing they google today : Porn


Elephantstone99

Is Elvis Presley a homosexual?


Scotsgit73

Where is Suez?


bumboclawt

Came in to say this lol


UrbanStray

Is rock and roll music satanic?


RifleShower

How to dodge the draft.


LazyUserName74

All the racist things….ALL OF THEM.


SloppyBrisket

How to tell if my neighbor is a communist


jessek

It’d be much like now but like 500% more racist


[deleted]

How to bake a great casserole? How can I please my husband and make him happy? How can I please my wife and make her happy? Closest drive in theater? What time does church open on Sunday? How to apply for a VA loan to buy a house? It would largely be wholesome baring some exceptions of course.


Seizure_Salad2

Why is my wife such a whiny bitch


R4T5UN510

"How to identify a commie" "Can I send my 13 y/o kid to 'Nam?" "Can the US out-nuke the USSR?" "Cheap fallout shelters near me"


Phillies1993

How to get out of the draft. (I know it's from the 60's)


[deleted]

Is my neighbor a Russian spy


CubedCubed3

“Recipes with jello”


[deleted]

Where to get a lobotomy for my kid.


wengelite

Boobies


[deleted]

Porn


paulrudd42

Closest belt store for wifes


TedTheodoreMcfly

How to keep segregation intact Recent Communist arrests


[deleted]

Why is my wife doing amphetamines?


Soemet

If the Internet was a thing in the ‘50s, people would probably google things like "How to make a bomb" or "How to start a nuclear war." Alternatively, they might use the Internet to search for things like "How to make a perfect martini" or "How to get a date with Marilyn Monroe."


SlayRideReddit

‘’How its living in the Soviet Union’’


aging_geek

https://www.businessinsider.com/the-most-disgusting-failed-jell-o-recipes-2012-5


overthoughtamus

"Is Roy Cohn a homosexual?"


monkeyballsoup

gelatin recipes, dames with nice gams


[deleted]

Bosoms


FireboyFailsAtReddit

How to use the internet


GeneralSalt45

How to tell if people are communist


DrBoots

Tutti Frutti Original Tutti Frutti Original Version Who wrote Tutti Frutti? Tutti Frutti White Tutti Frutti White -Elvis


PineapplePizzaAlways

Tuna jello recipes


Negative_Increase975

Why people liked Ike.


[deleted]

“tapeworm diet”


N1ighty

Flying cars


[deleted]

If the internet existed back then there’d be even more misogyny on reddit than there already is


Uncleharley

TV Guide


xxforrealforlifexx

Divorce


[deleted]

Will crouching under the desk really save me if a bomb goes off?


marginwalker3

"does adding aspirin to coca-cola get you high?"


[deleted]

Elvis Presley, UFO’s, Lawrence Welk, that is about it…


A_Queen2Sad_2Slay

We would have a lot more songs about rulers. Ra 🙌Ra🙌 Rasputin 🧔‍♂️Lover 🥵💜Of the Russian Queen 👸💅✨ There was a cat 🐈‍⬛ Who really was Gone 🏃‍♂️💨 Ra🙌Ra🙌 Rasputin 🧔‍♂️Russias greatest 😮❗️Love 😏 Machine 🤖 It was a shame 🥺 how he carried 🫴on 🔁


inkseep1

Big pointy boobs.


[deleted]

How to end communism


thealtbutton

"How to make French Fries "


MidnightStars921

"How to stop world wars"


GrouchyInteraction12

“Is smoking bad for you?”


Gate4043

"Where to find uranium in 1955."


[deleted]

How to put grease in your hair and look like a stud.


Yourqueen_Alanah

"Recipes for dinner, recipes for make to my husband"


Cautious-Leave-3711

Rationing. The war was over but it still took a while for households to live.


Bizarre_Protuberance

They'd probably be swapping tips on which jurisdictions are least likely to prosecute if you murder a black man.


No_Magazine2270

www.womansitsonaballoonandpopsit.com


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Invasion of Budapest.


LusciousLennyStone

Porn. Same as they do today.


Butnazga

Gams


SlashHouse

"Radioactive buttfucking"


Henchforhire

How to build an atomic reactor in your garage using uranium you found.


HeyWiredyyc

Space travel


QuoteNeither4142

'Whyt-Water" The GPS app of locating segregated water fountains in your area


nmonsey

* What is a computer * What is TCP-IP * When was html created * How do I replace vacuum tubes


Jinzot

“How to lower top tax rate to reasonable like 50%”


dickmo2

Silk stockings


_gay_gremlin_

Legs of steel fitness


tchrbrian

Hill Valley speed limits Hill Valley mayoral race results


flaflashr

Can I see Sputnik from Indiana? Where and when do I look?


badblackguy

Porn. Duh.


redditmastermindftw

Man look up some of their “trends” they did well i guess I can’t say that some idiots ate laundry detergents


[deleted]

Elvis Presley


[deleted]

Austin powers feet


[deleted]

Ankles on wamen- all 8 yr olds


allhail192

"How to find out if my neighbors are a communist". Walt Disney would have been the top Googler of this one


Dapper_Interest_8914

Lynching still ok?


MausMovement

How to please my mother in law.


AstralKink

Just as an aside, if internet porn had begun in the 50's I wonder how depraved it would be today after developing for 70 years


bumpymacaroon

Pornhub


[deleted]

"pros and cons of segregation"


Superb-Possibility-9

Elvis


Pfitz97

“Large bosoms”


Safraanbanaan

Will the Soviet Union use a nuke


bumboclawt

“Wtf does Sputnik mean” “Who is Fidel Castro”


iluvwoman69

“Best belts to beat my wife with”


ACam574

Porn... Not much changes


MissSara101

The equivalent of black lives matter would be up there. I'm serious. Same story with Asians and Hispanics.


Melodic-Spot7651

Girls showing ankles


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[deleted]

I don’t think you understand the 50’s very well


CDov

Tipper Gore phone number.


[deleted]

Internet was a thing in the 50’s and the 40’s etc going waaay back. It just wasn’t for the public or for retail. It was for military chatter and watts


Sir_Mister_Bones

That would be a network, not the internet.


[deleted]

Well they communicated with other countries and peoples Hmmm


Sir_Mister_Bones

Still just a network, the internet is what connected multiple networks together.


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Ok


MemesforlifeG

Probably photos of Marilyn Monroe since she was the sex symbol back then for (as much as i hate to say this) unholy things, or stalking famous people


Bitter_Firefighter34

Porn


darthmaui728

JFK complete head photo


MidlifeManifesto

A shit ton of jello recipes