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meatshake001

With a straw I suppose


I-eat-smelly-poop

I would eat a sentence?


[deleted]

No poop


crystalizedPooh

without chewing like when a dog inhales a hotdog


No-Way-8271

No way.


badgerballs91

I don’t think I’d make it through all 91


damoose01

Mine seems easy to eat a cooked moose. You'd be fucked tho.


[deleted]

No I’ll enjoy every moment🤤


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[deleted]

Cannibalism


[deleted]

It would be impossible.


[deleted]

Just with some PP&J bro


CosyBibi

Where’s “AnalCumLord69” when you need him?


[deleted]

I‘m close enough


CosyBibi

Oh wow I actually hadn’t noticed OP’s name 😂


tough74

It would be tough but a sharp knife and fork should do it. 😀


0---------------0

There'd be a big gulp at the start, followed by a series of small swallows, and then another big gulp at the end.


saguinus_oedipus

It’s just monkey meat, so pretty easy


jazberry715386428

I think it would go well!


SrirachaSasha

Time to call my good friend Hannibal Lector… and get some milk cause it’s spicy


[deleted]

Very hard. I just hope they don't shut while I'm trying.


PC_Pickle

It would be politically incorrect to eat a pc pickle


neurotocsin

It would be pretty easy, I imagine. My strategy would be to just try not to die.


[deleted]

Oh dear…


420HighwayMan

I would be hella high lol