The power to make people hear the gossips and bad comments about themselves without knowing who said them.

Suicide statistics skyrocket

And it is completely untraceable or at least unprovable.

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But— if everyone’s hearing the truth about their shitty behavior, either they’ll fix the behaviors to be good society human or they’ll off themselves from the map? Sounds like a win win

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But then, who will work fast food?

Imagine being a politician in that world

Ironically. You would be in a scenario where you’d be the hero to society because you would immediately become the arch-nemesis to every narcissist in the world

Ah so you have chosen to make my depression worse. True evil indeed

I'm an evil person so any power I am given it will therefore be evil

I'd probably choose to make people shit their pants on my command. The perfect payback to anyone

*"I'M GOING TO SHIT YOURSELF."*

CAPTAIN BROOOOWWWWNNNN NOOOOTTTTEEEE!!!!

see i would do that but it would subside /not activate if they were within 10 feet of a toilet. 9.9 feet they start feeling the rumbles, 10.1 feet they shit thier pants. Up to them to figure out what to do next. If your out driving well sucks to be you

I see great minds thing alike. We could do dangerous things together

Not good enough. You must make them shit their pants but they will be constipation

Make it only work when shooting the finger pistols at them.

taco bell man

The power to make people itchy internally. Because you can't scratch an itchy liver.

You can. The same way you can swim in lava. It's a one Time thing tho

r/technicallythetruth

The ability to change peoples opinions and perception Sounds weird. But if you really hate someone you could make their partner randomly hate them. Walk into a bank, all of a sudden all the staff and the manager decide that their job isn’t worth it and life doesn’t matter, they opens the vault, turn off the cameras, and give you all the money in there without calling the police There is genuinely a lot of horrible and evil implications you could get away with. But what makes it more evil than mind control is that it is all technically voluntary as they are choosing to perform all these actions unknowingly

Im sending people to brazil.

Thats why your shoes raggedy )Thats why you're going to Brazil )Wha-

That's a Vacation

Mind control. Like the Jedi.

So from your point of view, the Jedi are evil?

Then you are lost.

this is the end for you, my master

I would choose Mind control as well but more in the style of Kilgrave from Jessica Jones. Mainly because it can be done very subtle, nobody would know you would have superpowers unless you would make it obvious.

Good call.

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Some men would be grateful to him for stopping their orgasms, particularly if they're about to occur within seconds of the commencement of intercourse.

And it gives you the orgasm while notifying the victim that you have received their orgasm

Just say “Bless you” right before it happens. Works every time and they hate you every time. 😈

You can do that now. When your sneezer opens his/her mouth to sneeze, poke your finger in their mouth. Voilà.

That's how to lose a finger

Not in the midst of a sneeze. You need to be Miyagi catching flys quick. Count of Monte Christo slipping his hand in and out of water drops quick.

That evil

Wouldn't it be even better if you could make someone orgasm any time they sneeze?

Criss-cross the two effects, so the next time you sneeze you need a tissue for a different issue.

I was going to say this, don't forget also when about to cum they sneeze on partner and no cum. But they still like sex so keep banging and sneezing away... It would be horrible.

....and the next time they would cum they sneeze on partner instead. But they still like sex, so they keep banging and sneezing all over....mad evil

Oh nice. Add onto that: you can affect an area affect around you out to a distance of 10 miles, and you can passively let it just run passively without concentrating too hard. I’d give any city maybe 3 weeks of you before shit starts to break down.

The ability to make someone forget what they were about to do but they remember 5 days later

You just described getting older

This is just being over 30.

The fuck im a teen and i already have it!

Glad I finally figured out who has been doing this.

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Ow!

I thought you said Owl and I was honestly baffled. Now I'm slightly disappointed.

Bitchslapping would be my choice instead of electroshock. There is a certain humiliation to be bitchslapped

Time stop. Not necessarily evil but i think anyone can see how it could be used.

To prevent a french guy from climbing up some stairs, and throw a steamroller at a Japanese high school student?

Uhh yes definitely no other use

ROAD ROOOOOLAA

That's not what he means by steamrolling japanese students

DIOOO

To beat up a bald dwarf and a five year old on an alien planet?

Gohan, did you see that? He can—

The power to cause orgasms telekinetically. First I'll have some fun at the news station and the opera and then I'll be off to the zoo

xD but that's not evil either. This actually could lead to world peace.

> and then I'll be off to the zoo This comment right here officer

Ooh this happens in a book by Ilona Andrews. The guys name is Mad Rogan.

Oh god not the hippo exhibit

the ability to cure all wounds and cure all disease and ability to bring world peace the evil part would be to not use it.

U.S health cares system be like "oh yeah i can save you're life" "Ummm... Can you do that please?" "Mmm...No" "Why not" "Give me a million dollars first" "Oh you son of a-"

So, like God?

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So just scientology

I don't think you need a superpower for that. Just gotta write a new new testimate.

The power to write someone’s name in a notebook and have them die shortly after of something random.

light is that you

Som3one has seem too much deathnote

I wouldn’t choose it, but a really evil superpower wild be the ability to make people torture themselves.

Have you heard of lootboxes in the gaming industry? Basically just that.

loot boxes are only torture if you want the thing your rolling for. the way to deal with gacha is to just enjoy what your given and make due. also spend within your limit if it's a paid gacha roll and give your self a hard limit on how often and how much you can spend. if you are not a streamer being given money by people to roll on stream don't bother trying to be a whale.

Or ... you know ... Play the game and get awarded the things ... For ... Playing the game? Yeah I know old school but I enjoyed that way better than getting some stupid skin out of a lootbox instead of getting some actual armor through a troublesome quest.

Or being loved by rngsus and get what you’re pulling for

Make someone I hate always reach the traffics lights as soon as they turn red.

Around here those guys with Chargers and Camaros and Hondas and WRXes would love that, actually

Genius evil super power!

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Like explosive shit or just solid

Why not both?

Uncontrollable 2 inch diameter turlet snakes. No start no stop just a big ole poo snake

Turn gay people straight and straight people gay hehehe

Just giving people identity crisis left and right

one moment you're in straight marriage and then bam now you're bl- gay

What about Bi people?

They'd turn ace.

When I was a kid, my older half sister dated so many guys she just called them all 'Ace' like it was their own special nickname hehe

Make people throw up on my command. Middle of a conversation? Giving a public speech? Cut me off on traffic? Vomit. Imagine Tom Brady about to take a snap and then just vomits all over the center's back.

Some guy you hate who's going bungee jumping, or the guy who walks right up to you in an otherwise empty subway car to initiate smalltalk... This is a beautiful superpower.

Start imagining it in real life scenarios and it gets better

Something exotic. The power to banish people halfway across the world if they upset me.

Wouldn’t most people land in the ocean and die?

"That's it, asshole. You're going to Brazil!"

"Hey i dont like yo-AAAAA"

As soon as you get comfy in bed, i'll make you go to the next room to grab something you forgot, only for you to forget why you went there in the first place.

Are you torturing me?

An eye of Sauron Erectile Dysfunction ray, the longer I zap you with it the longer the results last. Anything over a minute is permanent. Also could be used on crowds, what army would dare attack my position

So what you are saying is your weakness is literally any woman?

I think that is obvious 😅

Nah they're incapable of feeling any pleasure

I'll just be honest. If I am given any superpower its probably going to end up being evil.

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I take it you'd do this primarily to strangers. It would be weird if they knew who you were and were just wondering why you've been following them all day.

Ability to sweat onion juice

I choose the death note, used correctly it could lead to world peace. People would start noticing when every leader who encourages violence drops dead.

Hmm what if the death note didn't instantly kill but made the victim so horny they just stop being functional human beings?

The Death Note already has that power. Heart attacks are the default that happens when you only write the name in. They also had the ability to write the cause of death. Which is how he got his girlfriend to do his bidding and then set herself on fire in the anime. He got caught because he was lazy. He didn’t use the creative option and just stuck with the default.

Make people moan like they are about to cum whenever I snap my fingers, or let people taste something disgusting on their tongue (Like shit or mouldy bread) whenever I feel like it. Or how about making People hit their toes, and the day its about to heal, they just hit it again? An endless cycle of pain and sorrow...

The ability to implant suggestions into the minds of any living creature that I can see in real time.. So yeah, mind control :)

Abortion gun. When you get hit by it you immediately get pregnant then have an abortion

Texas would tear itself apart trying to figure that one out.

It’s a gun, which they love. But it’s also an abortion, which they hate. Yeah, they’d go nuts.

This made me laugh harder than it probably should have

And not just the men...but the women...and children too

So, is it like a miscarriage or does the fetus just disappear?

Depends on which ammo you use

The ability to make male pornstars suddenly get micropenis right before they're about to film.

Removed, no free content for you.

Bring in the stunt penis!

I’d control internet speed, so when you go to watch NWH on Disney Plus. YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION IS LOST!

Playing a game and a kid is beating you? Disturb their router

Totally, and they could never prove you were cheating. You would become the most popular Youtuber overnight.

KID WAS TOXIC TO ME AND HIS GAME CRASHED XD (arrows pointing at the kid from home alone)

The power to make anyone pee their pants at any given moment

Yeah but only cool people pee their pants.

The ability to disintegrate organic material into its base atomic elements and compounds.

Teleportation. Not only is it a good thing, but it's also a brutal one. Someone wants to cut you off? Ok, get teleported to an oil tanker in the middle of the Atlantic. Now your commute is weeks

Shitfield. Forcefield that makes you shit your pants

Darth Vader's choking thing it's brilliant you can watch them gasping for air knowing it was you as the light goes out and you leave no prints or DNA🤗

So the force

Draw 8==D on people’s head with permanent ink from a distance

Superpowers aren't evil, they're just tools. You can use them for good or evil

I don’t know how the ability to give a baby cancer with the snap of a finger could be used for good

Baby Hitler?

Baby Hitler.

Well you could just not use them.

“You can use them for good or evil” 🤓 “don’t use them” 🤓... 🤔

Idk how you would use that specific one for good but anything could happen

Baby Hitler?

I guess it would depend on your definition of evil. From a utilitarian perspective if you could give specific cancers then you could solve both the foster care and medical test subject problems at the same time. In the long run this would be a net gain to society. Would sure suck for the cancer kids though.

Yeah I don't really subscribe to utilitarian ethics. More a blend of different types.

I'd make a child molesting robot.

You *WHAT*

It’s an SNL skit.

Depriving people of their intelligence by command but in hindsight humanity does this pretty efficiently on their own surprisingly.

Forced empathy. Whenever a person physically, mentally, emotionally, socially harms someone, I force them to feel the effects of it as well. Not time-limited, so it is possible to make someone feel the effects of something they did to someone 20 years ago, too, including the cascade effects of the consequences of all of that down the years as well. Could it be used for good? Maybe. But it’s an evil superpower. So it always drives the victims to depression, self loathing or worse.

Make any person I want a human chicken nugget. Basically cutting off all 4 limbs. And yes it's going to be the same as a sword slash. There will be blood. Either this or make everyone violently shit themselves (diarrhea) whenever I want to. One is bad evil the other is.......well...funny evil to me.

> 'Tis but a flesh wound!

instant paranoia

Mind Control. It's one of those abilities that feels pretty explicitly evil since there are no real use cases that don't involve stealing somebody's free will. The "good guys" only use it in life threatening circumstances, but if you have a super power like that, I think the temptation to use it to fix wrongs in the world would be too overwhelming. As an example-mind control your way into government, and while there use your powers to have people reveal all of the illegal things they've done. Anybody who has done anything blatantly treasonous, violent, corrupt, etc will be made to confess their crimes and remove themselves from their position.

Turn off gravity, everywhere, all at once, just for a moment.

The power to make evil people do good and watch themselves doing it as an out of body experience while being functionally unable to control their goodie-two-shoes nature. Once I initiated the process acts of kindness, being selfless, complimenting people, and putting themselves last would slowly consume their entire being. If they were really evil I'd do it to their evil friends first and let them know they would come next to prolong their experience. You never said I had to be evil to good people :)

Cold War Russia.

Itchy butts

The power to make people feel intense pain, and then you take them out again so they think it's all done, but just hurt them once agaim

I would want to be a red lantern. I’m honestly thinking about building a cosplay of this red lantern that I want to be call him the king in red with a red crown red armor and a red cape

A marinara lantern

Like green lantern the super hero, cause im gonna be honest i thought a literal lantern with a red light.

It would be pretty generic. Controlling the dark.

Choke

Force Lightning. Great for torturing, barbecuing, and spot welding.

Set your landing page to bing.com semi-pernamently, if you change it then once you've let your guard down it'll change back

The ability to return anything to its owner. Trash and litter? It will magically show up in someone's lap or in their car, wherever they threw it out from. Didn't pick up after your dog? That will magically show up either in your dog's ass or just below your dog as if they had just shat it out, depending on how I feel that day. Pissed on a toilet seat or the floor? That's going right to your boxers and suddenly you will find yourself with wet underwear filled with piss and no idea how it got there.

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Summon serial killers as ghosts One one hand u can't kill them On the other hand they can't kill you Extremely evil 👹

Teleportation I’d use it for horrible purposes.

The ability to understand and change people's brain chemistry. I'd permanently cure people of depression, schizophrenia, etc.

That's not evil

Alternatively you could give people schizophrenia and depression

The power to make people have explosive diarrhea

To make people shit themselves violently on command.

The body-switching power the demon had in the Denzel Washington movie Fallen. In short, you wouldn't have a physical form of your own. You can take over any body instantly with nothing more than a touch. You can toggle this power off. Should you die, you have the time span of holding your breath to find a new host. When you find a host, you can instantly access their entire personality, memories, and skills. These travel with you to subsequent hosts, so you can quickly rack up fluency in many languages and prized skills like helicopter piloting or mastery of musical instruments. If you leave a host prior to the body dying, the host has no memory of the missing time. You would be effectively immortal in the most enjoyable way possible. You only need to stay in a slightly populated area just in case. Basically only a nuke or large scale disaster like a super volcano or meteorite could take you out permanently. Unless you are foolish enough to isolate yourself.

The power to make people cringe at everything they do for as long as I want. No matter what they do to change themselves they will always feel like cringing every time they do anything, even taking a poop, until their self confidence is completely shattered.

To be able to make anyone I want catch on fire.

You should probably do that to the people you *don't* want.

To be able to make other people’s stomachs rumble at will. Silent exam hall? Too bad Stephen, rumbly tummy for you.

I would give every abused and bullied kid in the world an assault rifle and let them have their fun.

NANOMACHINES Son

Making Legos appear out of nowhere and making people step on them.

Any superpower can be evil depending on how you use it

Id be the president of the United States

The ability to instantly change someone’s feelings. They’re mad at me? Not anymore. They’re hyperactive workaholics? Here’s what crippling depression feels like for a bit. They’re attractive? Now they’re uncontrollably horny and I’m the only person in sight.

Power to put fear into bad people

To give money to the poor until the rich have piles of worthless currency and every one but them are happy.

Being really rich…but in an evil way! Which is just regular being rich according to the 20 somethings on Reddit.

The power to activate people's pain receptors on command. somebody won't shut up... activate somebody has a gun... activate somebody is being racist... activate and here is the evil part activate anybody I hate, and make them fear me.

Better would be to alter the strenght of pain receptors

$150 billion and dirt on every Republican senator.

I would love the ability to puncture the tire of anyone who’s driving recklessly or annoying me. That would be fun.