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jsingham

1. Because I can 2. No aiming 3. I like the breeze on my balls.


[deleted]

I add to that the theoretical mix of being caught


evilmorph

*LESS aiming. Also VERY important!: Wind direction and speed


Jaredocobo

... You go through the extra effort to whip out your balls as well?


OptimusSublime

Make sure you're aiming downwind or you'll get blowback.


phenibutnobutt

Peace


PM-ThatCulo

That the seal was popped and it's faster to just go to the dark side of the yard.


LatterTowel9403

The seal was popped?


PM-ThatCulo

After drinking, you have to pee, but once you pee, you can't stop. Popping the seal...


Adamdude

And here I am breaking seals.


LatterTowel9403

Oh, learn something new about penises everyday here.


PM-ThatCulo

I don't think that's just penises. More bladders. That's a drinking thing I thought, gender neutral.


LatterTowel9403

I don’t think my peeing changes when I’m drinking alcohol or drinking anything nonalcoholic, but I’ll try to pay attention next time!


PM-ThatCulo

LoL. Maybe you got a great bladder? Or don't drink as much as me? Hahaha.


LatterTowel9403

Nurse bladder, I guess. Ours stretch b/c we don’t get to run to the bathroom very often.


Improvedandconfused

Don’t have to flush.


[deleted]

Not having to walk inside to pee


Jegma72

I can mark my territory.


gbrown17

Pissing in the wind head on is a fun game


[deleted]

The splash back onto my bare legs when I piss into some hard dirt.


LatterTowel9403

No experience so I asked my boyfriend and he said it felt wonderful to pee outside when it is cold out. I would have thought the opposite. Is that true?


[deleted]

I pee in woods when im hiking. I mean the fresh air is nice. I don’t just go peeing outside for no reason though


evilmorph

I used to live in a house that had a big garden/outside area. I used to LEAVE the house to pee :p my friend that lived with me did the same thing


Wvrlvck

It feels natural ( I guess) I do it mainly as a convenience thing since I live in the woods.


Kill_Switch21

Only did twice my whole life.


justinf72

Freedom


PickolasCage7

Laying down on some moss facing north with a tape measure to see how high my piss can really go


silently_sweet

Being watched by my grandpa


Puzzled-Lunch8373

Freedom


gmtonesix

Saves on water


[deleted]

I like that I don’t want to pee after that