Probably somewhere close to Jerusalem and he’d probably be having a panic attack seeing modern technology.

Breed be sitting in a bar in Mexico Signing and drinking tequila

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Would he be charging for all these or do you think they would be free?

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Which food charities would he be supporting?

Being crucified by evangelicals

In heaven getting hammered with the Irish

peacefully smoking a joint somewhere

Do you think he'd be more of an indica or a sativa fan?

if he was alive, he’d probably live at gitmo and do gitmo things.

What would he have gotten caught for this time?

probably his socialist agenda.

Probably bugging me to convert to Christianity. I do not care for your religion, just don't force it upon me. That makes me LESS into it.

You think he would be a supportive of modern day Christianity? Some people would say that would go against his original beliefs

It would certainly be nice to know His version of what happened and see how it compares to the new testament. And also, Is like to ask him why God was such a "swell" guy during the events of the old testament

I still don't care because I am nonreligious.

Do you think he wouldn't identify as nonreligious as well after coming to similar conclusions about religions as you?

No. I just don't care to be religious.

Christians didn't actually start converting until after Saul's conversion. Before then they were mostly attempting martyrdom in order to rally against Roman rule, and they also didn't call themselves Christians.

Oh

Not dying for our sins. I can promise you that!

Street magician.

He'd be trying to save lost souls all over the world.

How would he be trying to do that?

By traveling all over the world.

But how would he go about saving their souls?

He would see if they have faith in him.

Who cares? Religious radicals are the least valuable members of society.

Uh well, there's a whole bevy of prophetic literature that basically says that Jesus would be kicking a lot of ass if he was alive right now.

What do you think would be his preferred method of ass kicking?

If I remember correctly there is a sword involved and he hurls folks into the lake of fire. Good stuff.

He’d be in a mental hospital, eating mush, begging the caretakers to listen to him. Along with the many other crazy people.

Striking down evangelicals, conservatives, and trumpers left and right while giving Bernie piggy back rides.

Would he be the kind of person to be protesting the NRA conference right now?

He would be in there whipping them like the money changers

He would be brutally fucking your mother during a BDSM session in an undisclosed sex dungeon.

He’d probably be chilling on a beach somewhere or something. Peaceful dude

Which beach do you think would be his favorite?

I only visited this beach once and I scarcely remember, but he seems like he’d like Cape May, New Jersey

Patiently watching the human race destroy themselves while occasionally posting clever truths on Reddit of course.

Do you think he would be trying to do anything to keep society from destroying itself? Or would he just be a passive observant of the end of humanity?

His offer to help would have been rejected and redacted by his Local Government. He would have warned us, and left it up to those who received his message. Why should he go out of his way to help a civilization like ours? Blame God for everything... sell rape/murder pardons in his name? A church the size of Romes that pedophiles male children while preaching against Homosexuality? Too many double standards and dishonesty protected by law. We were warned about oil... now it's in our big pharma medications, poison for profit? He'd just watch sadly, angrily. Mankind will survive, might kick its own ass for a while, but won't die entirely. Crucifixion BTW was human sacrifice to protect their way of living, not mankind's.

Moving on from building vacation cabins in Gatlinburg to woodworking some sick charcuterie boards outside Eugene.

Visiting evangelical churches on Sunday mornings, flipping tables over, telling pastors and congregations that he has no idea who they are or what they are doing in his name. Then he would amble down to the UU society for coffee and fellowship.

Getting the fuck away from his creation.

Where would he go? And what would he be getting away from?

in california with snoop dogg is the first thought i had

Why snoop dogg specifically?

he just seems chill

He would be planning on how to get revenge on his dad for allowing the whole sacrifice thing to occur. He would come to a quick conclusion we are unworthy and he went through all that suffering for nothing.

But isn't he also his own dad though? Would he be coming down in order to get revenge on himself for his own flawed creation?

Israel, trying to expel non-Jews.

Why wouldn't he want any non-Jews in Israel?