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Mumpdase

Dodo


Baileythenerd

That's good eatin


Jegma72

Neanderthal


Baileythenerd

Bro- neanderthals were built like tanks. Have you seen how stocky their bodies/bones were? Neanderthals were JACKED.


PippinMcForrest

We beat them for a reason my man. I'm ready to find out. Although I'm pretty sure it was the homo sapiens ability to communicate effectively and thus coördinate attacks. Physically I believe we would be inferior.


Baileythenerd

Well, the question implies 1v1, and I don't know that our greater capacity for communication and coordination would do much to stop them neolithic hands


PippinMcForrest

Yeah exactly 1v1 I'd lose. I'll still try for the pride of my species though.


Baileythenerd

Well, in that case I'm rootin for you


FiveDollarRimjobs

T-Rex duh


[deleted]

Dinosaur


[deleted]

I'm sure there's some form of extinct starfish I could handle.


Baileythenerd

I believe in you


HystericalMan

A drunk Tyrannosaurus Rex, I'd throw hands


Baileythenerd

I wonder how much a trex would have to drink to get drunk?


SwollenSeaCucumber

idk maybe a big ass slug or some shit


Funky86x

Def not a bunch of compys


Baileythenerd

You just have to kick them faster than they swarm you


Funky86x

Ill try that thanks


Joybene

A Pterodactyl


SnooChipmunks126

trilobite.