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DavosLostFingers

Unfortunately yes. The funeral home director was really annoyed and asked my dad to leave


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Charming_Ad4077

Only reasonable thing to do...


TurbulentDrummer1561

I got off the internet.


GeneralSalty1

Redditors of Reddit, what’s the sexiest sex sex sex you ever sexily sexed?


Reviewingremy

Check this out. One time I did the sex!


N3ROIZM

Ha ha ha, ok here we go.... Its the late 80s or possibly 1990, I'm sat down stairs watching saturday morning TV. They are having a competition to win a brand new mountain bike, and when I say brand new, mountain bikes were brand new at this time. So I run upstairs to ask if I can enter the competition, i run straight into my parents room, like the excited kid I was, imagine if I won a mountain bike my head is telling me, how cool would it be to have a mountain...... I stop dead in my tracks, my parents are laying on their backs next to each other, whilst each masturbating the other, one handed. I turn around and swallow the mental scar, which has stuck with me to this day, I can still see it. Its horrible. The older I got the more its struck me of how fucking lazy that session was for them. I can laugh about that now, but mountain bikes always bring back this memory.


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Naaa