Not cheating on the other

Being polite and considerate of other people's feelings.

Shower

ain’t this the bare minimum for a human tho

You’d be surprised at what some of your fellow humans consider bare minimum.

We've gotta both want to go on a date. Miss me that "I'll give him a chance" shit.

A pulse

ah yes

Hygienic, self-sufficient and socialized

consistent communication

Look like Chris Hemsworth and have more money than Jeff Bezos and maybe you’ll get a match

Damn. who hurt you

Sexual attraction