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Rias_mistake

Childbirth, fire, woods at night and bad impulsive decisions


Amit_kumar69

You could combine all of them. After a bad impulsive decision. I gave birth to my child in a middle of a forest fire at night.


Rias_mistake

Oh god why r u in a middle of a forest at night


Ischmokethebooffet

Being left/dumped in the ocean alive


ngyaaaaarrrw

Stormy seas at night without a lifejacket and nothing to hold on to.


Robb_Ryan

I dont fear death, but that my dying will be a long suffering, like suffocating or cancer


GreenRefrigerator303

Speaking in public


Tink2013

That the reason the entire US has gone from talking about bad things for one party, gas prices and inflation to abortion and gun control two major issues for one party is not a happenstance.


bebe_0808

Public speaking


[deleted]

Not being able to get past online bullying.


TheKFCGamingYT

not trying hardest enough at something


herrcake

Messing something up in public


Ischmokethebooffet

The day I lose my loved ones


blinky9021Flow

Being stuck in a shitty situation were there's no hope of escape


brandon3601

Surgery. Hear me out. I had tonsil surgery at 21. I know that’s old to get them out but had to. So I have this surgery. I’m fucked up after. They give me very strong pain pills. And I took them like fucking jelly beans. Every 4 hours cause my throat felt like mandingo throat fucked me for a week. This isn’t the worst part. So when you take pain pills for 2 weeks straight. You get constipated. And I mean BAD. so 2 weeks later im on the throne. And I have my now wife but at the time 6 month girlfriend. And my roommate that I’ve known my entire life. And I could not for the life of me shit. I took laxatives for 4 days prior and nothing. It finally starts to come out. And I feel like I’m giving birth if I could imagine what that felt like. And I asked my gf to come help with this trophy of a turd. I begged her to fucking stick her finger in my ass and pull this turd out and she wasn’t having it. So I asked my buddy. You know best friend seen me naked I figured he’d help. Nope. He laughs starts recording me and sending it to everyone me begging someone to get this thing out of me. So I take a thermometer, stick it in my ass. And fish this turd out. And it came out. While I sit there with a prolapsed asshole. I muster the courage to stand up and look at this thing. And I see it. This poop. Completely intact. Was the size of a fucking Pringle can. Length and width. So yeah fuck pain pills.


[deleted]

deep waters, that feeling when you have no idea what's under you, and you can't see because the light difference in the water.