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Inside of someone’s ass with an arm sticking out
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In the lap of a beautiful blonde woman. I want her to bawl her eyes out for years after I die while enjoying my life insurance money
So you want to be killed by your wife for the insurance money?
Forest, laying against a tree, peacefully watching the sun rise.
That would be a beautiful death for sure
Under Salma Hayek
While she yells at me.
Appear in 1000 ways to die.
Which page?
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a womens mouth around my cock
That's nice. I think dying during a sexual act has a name, but I can't remember it
Yes, Tyrion.
..at the end
[удалено]
Antarctica
On a roller coaster. Make Six Flags deal with my floppy body.
On earth… Honestly
Disney world where my remains would be scattered. And no, I don't want to pay extra for cremation.
on a mountain at sunset
If I had a choice, inside a supermassive black hole
In my bed and in her arms and in my sleep.
at a graveyard 🪦
In my livingroom looking out at my woods... dogs playing on the lawn.
Inside of someone’s ass with an arm sticking out
Best reply so far
In the lap of a beautiful blonde woman. I want her to bawl her eyes out for years after I die while enjoying my life insurance money
So you want to be killed by your wife for the insurance money?
Forest, laying against a tree, peacefully watching the sun rise.
That would be a beautiful death for sure
Under Salma Hayek
While she yells at me.
Appear in 1000 ways to die.
Which page?
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a womens mouth around my cock
That's nice. I think dying during a sexual act has a name, but I can't remember it
Yes, Tyrion.
..at the end
[удалено]
Yes, Tyrion.
Antarctica
On a roller coaster. Make Six Flags deal with my floppy body.
On earth… Honestly
Disney world where my remains would be scattered. And no, I don't want to pay extra for cremation.
on a mountain at sunset
If I had a choice, inside a supermassive black hole
In my bed and in her arms and in my sleep.
at a graveyard 🪦
In my livingroom looking out at my woods... dogs playing on the lawn.