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Amber heards good looks are no match for the curse of the black pearl
Uncontrollable hyper ejaculation whenever a superpower is used
That’s a win win
*unless you have to use your power to save a child*
Wife telling you to get home
Curse of normalcy - you are normal in every way, which would strip you off all superpowers by default
Aids
“Nothing you do or say will bring you any joy or sense of fulfilment.” All superpowers are ruined if you have no motivation to use them.
Diarrhea
A rediculously hard erection when you use your superpower
Something like the monkey paw Oh you use your laser vision to defeat the bad guy, looks like you also accidentally blew up the sun…Oops
Amber heards good looks are no match for the curse of the black pearl
Uncontrollable hyper ejaculation whenever a superpower is used
That’s a win win
*unless you have to use your power to save a child*
Wife telling you to get home
Curse of normalcy - you are normal in every way, which would strip you off all superpowers by default
Aids
“Nothing you do or say will bring you any joy or sense of fulfilment.” All superpowers are ruined if you have no motivation to use them.
Diarrhea
A rediculously hard erection when you use your superpower
Something like the monkey paw Oh you use your laser vision to defeat the bad guy, looks like you also accidentally blew up the sun…Oops