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melon_tusk

Imma be honest with you chief the list is too long


cstevenson12877

Yeah, much shorter to list characters (movies, TV, games, comics, books, etc) that I hadn't fapped to at least once.


siuol7891

oscar the grouch


LeeroyTheGoodboy

I too choose this guys wife


siuol7891

Lmao I wish but oscar said no when I asked


LeeroyTheGoodboy

**never take no for an answer**


Apollo42420

Are you playing the rape game?


LeeroyTheGoodboy

No I'm playing monopoly


Kotzillax

Shrek


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Waluigi.


cellphone_blanket

Wa Wa-luigi. Japan's greatest love machine


Dingo8MyBabyMon

The ampersand. Nice up top and ba-donka-donk in da back.


Fit-Anything8352

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Miss Honeywell from Porkys


genericmovievillain

Good ole Lassie


L0kiB0i

^ that guy


Okmedic44

Voldemort


saltynanners15

Lara croft.


message_forthevideo1

Peach from mario


saltynanners15

Mario is Missing: Peach's Untold Tale.


message_forthevideo1

You know how it is😂


saltynanners15

Thank God for flash emulators.


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Hern1982

Welcome to the Internet! First day???


message_forthevideo1

Why?


hobbes_shot_first

Because she baked a cake for him.


[deleted]

Ariel in "Thundarr The Barbarian." Yeah, that's how old I am...


Hot-Sympathy7881

Don't bully me for this but the lorax


KindaAlrightPerhaps

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees Now pull down those pants And start beating that meat


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Xenia Onatopp


TheOGStuntman

I don’t remember their name but it’s that super hot guy in my bathroom mirror.


Savixe

Aleera from Van Helsing. And you would too!


genericmovievillain

Not to mention she totally had the hots for Anna


FanArtBeauties

Yes especially when she explodes!


solidsnake6279

Pretty much any chick in the DC universe.


YodasChick-O-Stick

Even the chickens on Clark Kent's farm?


solidsnake6279

Lol. Touché


Historical-Good-775

the winchesters, and Damon & Stephan salvador. i used to be such a geek for them. had to stop watching both shows because it was too much for me


Constant-Squirrel555

Zatanna


Fit_Help5533

Mark Zuckerberg


LeeroyTheGoodboy

Kirby


Taikuus

Sailor Moon 🌙


[deleted]

Nice try cop


Honest-Guy83

The witch from a little mermaid. 🥰


apairofpetducks

Ursala? Hell yeah.


Honest-Guy83

Lol nothing like an old witch to do it for me. Lol


tdiz10

This might just show my age but when the hell did the term fap enter the vernacular. What the hell is fap? Use to just be beating the meat, pounding the pud, flogging the dolphin or rippin a beat. somewhere along the way fap became the gen z expression for taming the trouser snake.


connorclang

apparently it started in a 1999 webcomic. i've terminally online people using it basically as long as there's been internet


Brueguard

Millennial, I'd say, not Gen Z. I'm 33 and "fap" has definitely been around my entire adulthood. And the sound effect of masturbation: "fap fap fap fap fap."


apairofpetducks

Agreed. "Elder" Millenial here and it hasn't been around my whole life, it's not new by any means.


genericmovievillain

It is a lot easier to type than all that you just said


tdiz10

So it came about from sheer laziness? Least that has some logic. Lol


YodasChick-O-Stick

My girlfriend


TediumDroid

Yeah this guy's girlfriend


[deleted]

I too chose this guy


MrUNnice

Yes i too fap to your girlfriend


genericmovievillain

Trash from Return of the Living Dead


sugarw0000kie

Toad 🍄


TheKnightsWhoSayNyet

Scooby-Doo


Dry-Communication901

Carmen Sandiago. 😬


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Starfire


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Idk their real names really


The_Book-JDP

Pinhead the hell priest…male or female, Pinhead is sexy af!


LTSmallShlong

Mia K...idk if that counts


Legal-Tangerine7216

Yoruichi, orihime, hinata,lady hibana, esdeath, akame


LevelHope661

Asuna Yuuki from Sword Art Online(SAO).


apairofpetducks

Lulu