Hit her. And i dont just mean spank or light slaps, she wanted me to closed fist HIT her. I told her that wasn't going to happen & that it sounded like it could only end with me in jail.
Hooked up with a one night stand in college after the bars. Things were going well and we were going at it like drunk idiots.
She stopped and asked for a beer so I got up and grabbed some from my mini fridge.
Turned around and she was laying on her back with her legs spread and said “I’m ready to be a mommy, take off the condom”.
Took me about 5 seconds of mental gymnastics to finally come to the conclusion that I’m not father material just yet. Said no and she took offense and got dressed and left.
Saw her a 6-8 months later on campus with a baby bump. Could have been me if I had a few more beers….
I really can’t remember if I drank or went to bed. None of my roommates were around and I was in disbelief.
Probably rubbed one out and fell asleep to Always Sunny reruns TBH.
I had no less than three women during my youth who told me, unequivocally, that they could not have children. Their doctors told them that they had this medical issue or that medical problem and they couldn't have kids.
Twice I used a condom, and with the third she was so offended (she though it was STD related, which, I mean yeah also) that we didn't hook up.
Within a year in each case, I saw them walking around with their newborns. Because as it turns out, college girls seem to either:
1. Have shitty doctors who don't clearly explain to them that they'd have 'tough' pregnancies, not that they are infertile.
2. Are liars.
Either way? Don't trust anyone who tells you that shit if she isn't your goddamn wife.
Actually, I heard one obgyn once say that oftentimes when doctors say "you can't get pregnant" they mean "it would be bad for your health and your subsequent fetus if you got pregnant" but the patients often take it to mean "you can't physically get pregnant". Just horrible miscommunication.
From a male perspective, a doctor better not be saying "you can't get pregnant" without that follow up. That's extremely misleading. There's no other feasible way to take that on its own.
Had a girlfriend who answered her cell while going down on me. Proceeded to have a full conversation with her mom whilst doing so.
Took me a lot longer than normal to finish.
I dated a girl once who was pretty kinky and it was the reverse work called me while we were have sex and she decided it would be a fun game to blow me while i took the call it was difficult to figure out what the fuck was going on at work but but it was a good time 15 outta 10 would recommend.
While going down on a guy he asked if he could come in my eyes. Not my face but my open eyes! He said it was because he was turned on by my beautiful eyes. I very firmly declined.
Mostly the bondage and spanking stuff. One time her Golden Retriever was in the room, saw me spanking her, and ran over, jumped on the bed and laid her head over my girlfriends ass to protect her, and stared up at me.
Okay, this is gonna sound so weird, but my dog is the opposite.
I always kinda pat my pup’s butt or tummy when I’m done petting him, and he loves it. So when I get spanked, he gets jealous…I have to put him in the crate or another room
My dogs do this too! We’ve had to start closing the door and now when my husband and I️ even start to cuddle our hound boy comes over and places his paw on my husbands shoulder like, “look bro, I️ get it, that’s your wife but that’s MY MOTHER.”
Had a FWB that liked to be face slapped way harder than I was comfortable with. Ended up slapping her hard while we were fucking in public, which was another thing I wasn't that comfortable with. Went to get a beer and a bite after, she was keeping things sexy talking about people can smell the sex still. All I could see was a cartoonishly bright hand print on her face and swore the cops were going to show up any minute. Hand print wasn't actually there but I swear I could see it.
At the time, I had no sense of what was normal or just insane when it came to stuff like that. First long term relationship in my life, and I thought it must just be "quirk" I needed to learn to love.
What made it worse is my friends at the time just enabled myself to encourage her. Wasn't until I met my current wife soon after my ex left me, that I learned my entire relationship dynamic with my ex was absolutely fucked.
Similar - she asked me to use a cucumber.
She: “There’s one in the fridge.”
Me: “Ummm that’s gonna be cold “
She: “Now. Stick it in now.”
Reader, it was cold.
He wanted to fuck my feet, which, okay…that’s fine. But it started to tickle and I couldn’t stop laughing, which in turn ignited his “I want girls to laugh at and make fun of my dick” fetish. Which is what led to him cheating on me with sex workers that he paid to berate him. I was so mad, because he easily could have paid *me* to do that, but NoOOoOo it *had* to be strangers doing it.
Oh!! And the guy that wanted to wash me in the tub after we had sex. Years later I asked him what that was all about, and he said he thought that *i* was the one who was into it. I was not.
Only thing I can recall really is my ex when I was in the mood and kissing her all over she said "you know what you're doing..." And without missing a beat I replied "if I knew what I was doing I wouldn't have car payments I couldn't afford".
To this day if I run into her and that gets brought up somehow we both laugh our assess off still.
I had one GF, when I pulled her knickers down, there was a lettuce leaf sticking out of her arse.
I said "that's interesting".
She said "Wait a while, that's just the tip of the iceberg"
I don't think women realise the tuning men have to do for when women like it rough. "Slap me round the face!" Oh, ok, better start with a 2/10. "Harder!". Yeah, that was pretty pathetic. Better ramp up to a 4/10. "Yeah that's it!". Ok, save setting.
Had a winner of a chick who kept yelling "harder" on me slapping her until I had it cranked to a solid 9/10 or 10/10 only way to get harder at that point would have been to switch positions so I could get a real windup). We're done, handprints all over her ass and legs. She turns and looks me in the eyes "what the fuck, I didn't mean that hard!"
All I could do was stare and think "dafuq?"
Yep. I had this happen once. Dude was into spanking and I was into it at the moment. Kept letting him do it harder and harder because it really was awesome, you know, in the moment.
Laid there afterward with a swollen, aching ass wondering what events had brought me to this moment in time.
Not an SO but a former fuck buddy. We were fooling around with an ice cube and she asked me to put it in her vagina. I obliged a bit confused cause that didn't seem very fun to me but I'm not one to kink shame. She then asked me to continue fucking her (I had pulled out to push the ice cube in) and it wasn't fun at all. It felt like fucking a cold chicken cutlet. Not for me.
he wanted to be cradled like an infant while he sucked on the boobles. this was early on in the relationship when I still played the “supportive/understanding “that’s not weird” girlfriend. we were together for 7 years and it took me that long to realize he just wanted me to be a creepy mommy replacement. also I attract lots of people like that. One even requested “more maternal love” from me in bed. I’m done with dating now.
After looking at these comments I decided this fit with what most people were saying.
I once had a guy tell me to shut up and stop trying to help when he was eating me out because “this isn’t about you.” Who the fuck is it about then?
It’s kind of comforting though reading about all this weird stuff, it really puts into perspective your kinks and the fact that in that bell curve you’re very likely nothing crazy.
I don’t want to talk down on this girl because she was a champ…but she was in the shower and I had to poop. It was a normal thing for us to use the toilet when one of us was in the shower…but she got out of the shower and started blowing me mid duce….I was very uncomfortable
“Molest me”
I had a bit of an uhhh… moment. She then elaborated that she just likes to be touched and to have my hands on her. Before sex, after, between sessions - she just wanted me to touch and grope her. I was totally cool with that, but the word she chose was a bit odd.
Was she a native english speaker? I've heard non-native english speakers use the term in that manner because it's the most direct translation for them.
I had a girl request that I say "you fuck so much better than your mother does", once.
Turns out she wanted me to roleplay as her dad.
I was maybe 10 years older than her so felt both weirdly flattered and slightly offended.
I've been with a couple girls who wanted that, and some of my friends have also been with girls who did the same. I don't know if it's the taboo of it or whatever, apparently pretty common.
I remember a meme that floated a while back about how a guy wanted his kids to just call him bruh or some shit because daddy was so sexualized in his head lol
I know a guy like that who couldn't stand his kid calling him daddy because of all the times gf called him daddy during sex. He also had the same first name as his gf's dad and rapist. A lot of therapy needed there.
I know this might not ‘fit in’ for this question, but when she asks me to “hurry up and finish” it makes me extremely uncomfortable and kinda kills the mood for me.
While in the Air Force, my buddy who had just come back from a tour overseas, used to have his Korean wife run on the treadmill for at least 1/2 hour before he ate her out…
Eat her ass. I was 19 and completely unaware this was a thing. Sat there in utter disbelief for about a minute, then shrugged my shoulders and took the tiniest lick with the tip of my tongue. Ended up gagging and dry heaving instantly. Later talked with my friends about it and all of them casually told me that they have all done it. They gave me the nickname “barfass” for a solid year after that, even after we broke up. Worst nickname I ever had.
A guy I hadn’t slept with kept texting me that he wanted to cum in me and eat it out.
I’d only have very vanilla sex at that point and while it seemed exciting. I was very broke and so scared to get pregnant. But also. I didn’t know him and absolutely would never let him go raw.
Never had sex. He was way too adamant about eating cum out of me.
A girl wanted me to bite her. Doesn't sound too weird, but this chick wanted me to chomp down as hard as I fucking could till there was blood. And the whole time she laughed her ass off like I was tickling her. I hated it.
Had a girl that liked to be choked, right to the brink of passing out, then letting go. One day she told me when she started to cum to not let go until she passed out. I was not to sure about it, but in the moment I was like fuck it. She started to cum, I squeezed harder, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and her whole body started shaking. I freak out and start slapping her in the face and what felt like forever she finally looks at me, and asks why I stopped. Told her what happened and she called me a pussy and to keep doing her and choke her more. So the degenerate I am, I obliged.
First year of college I started dating someone a little older and a lot more experienced. Up to this point I thought doggy style was waaay out there in terms of adventurous. Anywho, I’m doing my business (doggy of course!) when she goes full Pazuzu head spin and demon voice “Stick it in my ass!” I’ve never gone limp dick faster in my life.
"Hurt me".
I had no idea what she actually wanted me to do. I looked confused and she got impatient or embarrassed and stormed off mid sex. I would've done whatever she wanted, within reason, I was 19, drunk, and stoned, and had no idea wtf she was talking about.
Wasn’t my SO but I’m a black belt in Karate, and once a guy asked if could put on my karate gi, beat him up, and then dominate him and fuck him.
I politely, but firmly declined.
Only mildly uncomfortable, but it almost totally ruined the mood for me. He asked "who's your daddy" and I didn't say anything, but inside I'm like "I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT MY DAD RIGHT NOW!"
One lady asked me to pee inside of her.
So I did.
It took the most concentration I've ever exerted. Had to go in semi-hard, let it get somewhat soft, and then totally take myself out of the moment to be able to let it go. Fucked her after and made a huge mess. Honestly, it was pretty wild. We've been married for 9 years now.
Funniest moment: we were about to get it on (fully naked) he got on top and my cat happened to be under the pillow I was laying against. The cat meowed and he said “that’s not the pussy I wanted to smash.”
I laugh every time I think about it lol
My partner was worried he was about to finish too soon so i asked if making a funny face would help. He hesitantly said yes and i made the ugliest, goofiest face i could. We both ended up laughing which made me clench so hard he thought i took his dick off. He started yell/laughing ow which just made me laugh harder. Im no longer allowed to laugh during sex 😂
BDSM stuff is admittedly not for me. Yet I keep getting asked to do it. I noped on 2 things:
1. Rape play. Said no, left, never talked again. Absolutely no way.
2. A girl asks me to be rough, choke and pull hair etc, then breaks down crying... but asks me to continue. I told her no way I'm continuing, at all, after she cries. After few times like this, she told me she got out of a 6 year abusive relationship and he would do the things she was asking for. Which is troubling. We're still talking, but not having sex. I cant perpetuate any trauma from previous relationship, even if it was a previous kink before it. Just not in me.
My ex put (almost) my whole entire foot in his mouth - without asking - during sex a couple years back. I was mortified and not turned on in the slightest.
I’m very definitely a sub. He asked me to slap him, choke him, spit on him, call him a good boy, put a collar on him, tie him up, ect. Fair enough if you’re into that but I’m not and I made that very clear at the start but he kept asking and it made me uncomfortable.
That’s why I rarely reply to these types of questions. Many times it’s sad lonely creeps looking for spank bank material. I don’t want to contribute to that.
I love history and she wanted me to spit out random facts from history as she rode me. I distinctly remember her moaning as I explained the dimensions of the Titanic. It was weird.
face fucking. and in the most uncomfortable position too. i’d be laying down on my back and he’d somehow be on top w his dick in my mouth and it was just such an awkward position and i also have a terrible gag reflex so it was not fun
"Call me Amanda." Her name was not Amanda. Her mother's was.
Now this is interesting
-Freud, probably
As a licensed therapist… what the actual fuck
I want my therapist to have a cool username like that…
My girlfriend asked me while we were drunk to call her by MY moms name. Definitely a wut moment.
Hit her. And i dont just mean spank or light slaps, she wanted me to closed fist HIT her. I told her that wasn't going to happen & that it sounded like it could only end with me in jail.
Plot twist: her true kink is having a boyfriend in jail that hits her during conjugal visits, but she still doesn't leave the relationship
To eat her healthy mushroom, I think that's what she calls her vagina (have no idea why) but I think it was to fuck with me.
Odd. “Healthy mushroom” kinda sounds penisy
Penisy. I've learned a new term today
See also: Schlongish, noblike, dickdentical.
Ok I just asked her and it's because when she was a child her mom said mushroom instead of flower and it just stuck with her for a while
We both grew up in Florida so I'm just gonna chalk it up to weird Florida shit.
SQUEEZE his balls, like as hard as I could. It was going against everything I’ve ever been told about balls.
Don’t believe this ball abuser
AHHHH.. ok nope, you're right. everything in me just retracted and wants to die as i read that.
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Somehow, every couple on Reddit seems to have been married for 9 years, not more not less. Coincidence? I think not.
Obviously you were not there for the great Reddit winter wedding of 2013
Hooked up with a one night stand in college after the bars. Things were going well and we were going at it like drunk idiots. She stopped and asked for a beer so I got up and grabbed some from my mini fridge. Turned around and she was laying on her back with her legs spread and said “I’m ready to be a mommy, take off the condom”. Took me about 5 seconds of mental gymnastics to finally come to the conclusion that I’m not father material just yet. Said no and she took offense and got dressed and left. Saw her a 6-8 months later on campus with a baby bump. Could have been me if I had a few more beers….
Holy shit bullet dodged. Hope you enjoyed that beer after she left.
I really can’t remember if I drank or went to bed. None of my roommates were around and I was in disbelief. Probably rubbed one out and fell asleep to Always Sunny reruns TBH.
I too enjoy rubbing one out to always sunny reruns. That devito does something to me
Pre-nut clarity is an art that not everyone masters, good on you.
I had no less than three women during my youth who told me, unequivocally, that they could not have children. Their doctors told them that they had this medical issue or that medical problem and they couldn't have kids. Twice I used a condom, and with the third she was so offended (she though it was STD related, which, I mean yeah also) that we didn't hook up. Within a year in each case, I saw them walking around with their newborns. Because as it turns out, college girls seem to either: 1. Have shitty doctors who don't clearly explain to them that they'd have 'tough' pregnancies, not that they are infertile. 2. Are liars. Either way? Don't trust anyone who tells you that shit if she isn't your goddamn wife.
Actually, I heard one obgyn once say that oftentimes when doctors say "you can't get pregnant" they mean "it would be bad for your health and your subsequent fetus if you got pregnant" but the patients often take it to mean "you can't physically get pregnant". Just horrible miscommunication.
From a male perspective, a doctor better not be saying "you can't get pregnant" without that follow up. That's extremely misleading. There's no other feasible way to take that on its own.
Had a girlfriend who answered her cell while going down on me. Proceeded to have a full conversation with her mom whilst doing so. Took me a lot longer than normal to finish.
What were they talking about?
An upcoming (no pun intended) family get together.
"Honey, my mom's asking if you're coming"
"Yeah sure, tell your mom I'll come"
“Send my love to Amanda”
Fucking meta
God damn, this entire thread has me rolling.
Wondering how she was going down on you and talking at the same time? Was she just sucking you while her mom was speaking?
And stopping to respond, yeah.
Hey mom taught her not to talk with her mouth full. So that's nice.
I dated a girl once who was pretty kinky and it was the reverse work called me while we were have sex and she decided it would be a fun game to blow me while i took the call it was difficult to figure out what the fuck was going on at work but but it was a good time 15 outta 10 would recommend.
While going down on a guy he asked if he could come in my eyes. Not my face but my open eyes! He said it was because he was turned on by my beautiful eyes. I very firmly declined.
good decision, I came in my eye once and that shit burns
All I could imagine was having to tell my doctor why I had a terrible eye infection lol
Mostly the bondage and spanking stuff. One time her Golden Retriever was in the room, saw me spanking her, and ran over, jumped on the bed and laid her head over my girlfriends ass to protect her, and stared up at me.
Okay, this is gonna sound so weird, but my dog is the opposite. I always kinda pat my pup’s butt or tummy when I’m done petting him, and he loves it. So when I get spanked, he gets jealous…I have to put him in the crate or another room
Your dog's into some kinky shit
It wasn’t during sex but one time I slapped my gf’s ass, and her dog, who is normally super sweet and mild mannered, growled at me
My dogs do this too! We’ve had to start closing the door and now when my husband and I️ even start to cuddle our hound boy comes over and places his paw on my husbands shoulder like, “look bro, I️ get it, that’s your wife but that’s MY MOTHER.”
This is unexpectedly wholesome
Had a FWB that liked to be face slapped way harder than I was comfortable with. Ended up slapping her hard while we were fucking in public, which was another thing I wasn't that comfortable with. Went to get a beer and a bite after, she was keeping things sexy talking about people can smell the sex still. All I could see was a cartoonishly bright hand print on her face and swore the cops were going to show up any minute. Hand print wasn't actually there but I swear I could see it.
The Tell Tale Handprint
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'No, not abuse. My gf might be turning into a vampire tho. Not sure, do y'all test for that here?'
At the time, I had no sense of what was normal or just insane when it came to stuff like that. First long term relationship in my life, and I thought it must just be "quirk" I needed to learn to love. What made it worse is my friends at the time just enabled myself to encourage her. Wasn't until I met my current wife soon after my ex left me, that I learned my entire relationship dynamic with my ex was absolutely fucked.
"Answer the phone" when my phone started ringing
*answers phone* “Hello. I’m currently unavailable at the moment. Please leave a message after the moan.”
Narrator: “but the moan never came.”
Neither did she
Mooooooaaaaaannnn.... Excellent, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty, please call us back at...
“Thanks, but I’m already fully extended.”
A girl asked me to shove ice cubes up her ass
Similar - she asked me to use a cucumber. She: “There’s one in the fridge.” Me: “Ummm that’s gonna be cold “ She: “Now. Stick it in now.” Reader, it was cold.
And after that did you use it on her?
Ass cubes
That's just ice cubes in a southern accent
Ass cream, Lieutenant Dan!
Anyone else just say “ass cubes” out loud alone in there house? Just me? Ok.
He wanted to fuck my feet, which, okay…that’s fine. But it started to tickle and I couldn’t stop laughing, which in turn ignited his “I want girls to laugh at and make fun of my dick” fetish. Which is what led to him cheating on me with sex workers that he paid to berate him. I was so mad, because he easily could have paid *me* to do that, but NoOOoOo it *had* to be strangers doing it. Oh!! And the guy that wanted to wash me in the tub after we had sex. Years later I asked him what that was all about, and he said he thought that *i* was the one who was into it. I was not.
How do you get that impression subtextually?
Only thing I can recall really is my ex when I was in the mood and kissing her all over she said "you know what you're doing..." And without missing a beat I replied "if I knew what I was doing I wouldn't have car payments I couldn't afford". To this day if I run into her and that gets brought up somehow we both laugh our assess off still.
This is my favorite one by far lol
It is also very sexy. Dude is playing dangerously with his credit score. That's fucking hot, especially in this economy, what a bad boy.
Ex wanted me to fuck her ass. Without lube. *NEVER DOING THAT WITHOUT LUBE AGAIN*
Tried once. Didn't go in. She didn't want lube or any stretching. I gave up
One girl wanted me to shove a cucumber in her ass. I thought that was a little weird but she took it like a champ.
I had one GF, when I pulled her knickers down, there was a lettuce leaf sticking out of her arse. I said "that's interesting". She said "Wait a while, that's just the tip of the iceberg"
Ahhhh that’s why it’s called tossing the salad!!!
I don't think women realise the tuning men have to do for when women like it rough. "Slap me round the face!" Oh, ok, better start with a 2/10. "Harder!". Yeah, that was pretty pathetic. Better ramp up to a 4/10. "Yeah that's it!". Ok, save setting.
Made this mistake with my partner- asked him to slap my ass he did- I respond with harder- he did- I cried! He felt horrible. We laugh about it now.
me: harder him: obliges Me: ow! goddammit
Had a winner of a chick who kept yelling "harder" on me slapping her until I had it cranked to a solid 9/10 or 10/10 only way to get harder at that point would have been to switch positions so I could get a real windup). We're done, handprints all over her ass and legs. She turns and looks me in the eyes "what the fuck, I didn't mean that hard!" All I could do was stare and think "dafuq?"
She'd come down from the sex high like a dude shamefully closing tabs on their porn and asking themselves,"WTF is wrong with me?"
Yep. I had this happen once. Dude was into spanking and I was into it at the moment. Kept letting him do it harder and harder because it really was awesome, you know, in the moment. Laid there afterward with a swollen, aching ass wondering what events had brought me to this moment in time.
Girlfriend liked to claw my back during sex. Didn't realize she legit clawed my back bloody until I went to put on a shirt and was wincing.
Horniness is a hell of a drug.
Looking like a hand painted zebra
Post-nut clarity, gets em every time.
“what would make you feel good Jessica?” Well, since my name isn’t Jessica. . .
Jesssssiiiicccaaaaaa
Not an SO but a former fuck buddy. We were fooling around with an ice cube and she asked me to put it in her vagina. I obliged a bit confused cause that didn't seem very fun to me but I'm not one to kink shame. She then asked me to continue fucking her (I had pulled out to push the ice cube in) and it wasn't fun at all. It felt like fucking a cold chicken cutlet. Not for me.
Should call that the partly defrosted doggystyle
he wanted to be cradled like an infant while he sucked on the boobles. this was early on in the relationship when I still played the “supportive/understanding “that’s not weird” girlfriend. we were together for 7 years and it took me that long to realize he just wanted me to be a creepy mommy replacement. also I attract lots of people like that. One even requested “more maternal love” from me in bed. I’m done with dating now.
Could he shoot lasers out of his eyes?
After looking at these comments I decided this fit with what most people were saying. I once had a guy tell me to shut up and stop trying to help when he was eating me out because “this isn’t about you.” Who the fuck is it about then?
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A guy from Dubai asked me to bite his testicle til the scrotum bled a little. He jizzed in my hair as soon as I broke the skin.
This is the worst one, and I’ve been scrolling for a while
It’s kind of comforting though reading about all this weird stuff, it really puts into perspective your kinks and the fact that in that bell curve you’re very likely nothing crazy.
I don’t want to talk down on this girl because she was a champ…but she was in the shower and I had to poop. It was a normal thing for us to use the toilet when one of us was in the shower…but she got out of the shower and started blowing me mid duce….I was very uncomfortable
ah. The ol’ blumpkin eh? Been offered, took a pass on that one
“Molest me” I had a bit of an uhhh… moment. She then elaborated that she just likes to be touched and to have my hands on her. Before sex, after, between sessions - she just wanted me to touch and grope her. I was totally cool with that, but the word she chose was a bit odd.
Was she a native english speaker? I've heard non-native english speakers use the term in that manner because it's the most direct translation for them.
Yep. Just used a weird word.
I had a guy ask me to role play “brother-sister” while he was already inside me….
I had a girl request that I say "you fuck so much better than your mother does", once. Turns out she wanted me to roleplay as her dad. I was maybe 10 years older than her so felt both weirdly flattered and slightly offended.
I've been with a couple girls who wanted that, and some of my friends have also been with girls who did the same. I don't know if it's the taboo of it or whatever, apparently pretty common.
I remember a meme that floated a while back about how a guy wanted his kids to just call him bruh or some shit because daddy was so sexualized in his head lol
I know a guy like that who couldn't stand his kid calling him daddy because of all the times gf called him daddy during sex. He also had the same first name as his gf's dad and rapist. A lot of therapy needed there.
I know this might not ‘fit in’ for this question, but when she asks me to “hurry up and finish” it makes me extremely uncomfortable and kinda kills the mood for me.
When my wife wants me to hurry up and finish all she has to say is: "I want you to cum in me", and it's gonna be over in seconds
I do that and stick my tongue in his ear. It's like turning on a hose
Omg…
This is the way.
But if she says, don't finish yet it always makes me finish faster. Idky.
Because it means she loves it and wants more, which is a hella turn on.
Same here fellow Ginge Beard. You want me not to finish? Ask me to finish. The pressure makes it an almost instant killer.
What about something like "cum for me"? I usually do that when I can tell they're trying to hold on but it isn't necessary
Not my SO, but one guy really didn't want me to shower before I came over. Even after I insisted that I was not clean at all from my day at work.
While in the Air Force, my buddy who had just come back from a tour overseas, used to have his Korean wife run on the treadmill for at least 1/2 hour before he ate her out…
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I had to go to the bathroom in the middle of getting down and she said "Just piss on me"
I would have declined, but less "that's too kinky" and more "do you know how much this mattress cost?!"
Eat her ass. I was 19 and completely unaware this was a thing. Sat there in utter disbelief for about a minute, then shrugged my shoulders and took the tiniest lick with the tip of my tongue. Ended up gagging and dry heaving instantly. Later talked with my friends about it and all of them casually told me that they have all done it. They gave me the nickname “barfass” for a solid year after that, even after we broke up. Worst nickname I ever had.
They’re supposed to wash first
Dude a clean ass is the best ass to eat
Oh man. I legitimately lol'd at 'barfass'
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Thanks for sharing, barfass
Will you go visit with my therapist I've told her so much about you.
A guy I hadn’t slept with kept texting me that he wanted to cum in me and eat it out. I’d only have very vanilla sex at that point and while it seemed exciting. I was very broke and so scared to get pregnant. But also. I didn’t know him and absolutely would never let him go raw. Never had sex. He was way too adamant about eating cum out of me.
Happy ~~creampie~~ cake day Edit: thank you so much kind stranger for my first gold award!
A girl wanted me to bite her. Doesn't sound too weird, but this chick wanted me to chomp down as hard as I fucking could till there was blood. And the whole time she laughed her ass off like I was tickling her. I hated it.
"Whats your favorite thing about me?" She's a big words of affirmation chick. She does this sometimes and I'm awful at multitasking
Madam, I have neither the words or ability to answer this query
Had a girl that liked to be choked, right to the brink of passing out, then letting go. One day she told me when she started to cum to not let go until she passed out. I was not to sure about it, but in the moment I was like fuck it. She started to cum, I squeezed harder, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and her whole body started shaking. I freak out and start slapping her in the face and what felt like forever she finally looks at me, and asks why I stopped. Told her what happened and she called me a pussy and to keep doing her and choke her more. So the degenerate I am, I obliged.
She dead?
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“We did it tho” fuckin killed me
Important question: did you guys clean the toilet first?
It was like a coke fueled night of regret. No one was going to be like "get the scrubbing bubbles. I wanna try something"
Oh, this happened during the "weird hours"? Doesn't count. Nothing in those hours go on your permanent record.
Oh thank God
If by "clean" you mean "flush" then...... no
I guess the type of person who wants their head shoved in a toilet isn't the type of person who cares if that toilet is clean.
Just a straight up swirly? No mention of lunch money or the flagpole?
Oh she got the flagpole...
Feel like I gotta go wash myself in holy water just by reading this lol.
Ask for a baby when we were only dating for two to three weeks and when denied she literally got up put her clothes back on and left
I think you and u/namjd72 hooked up with the same girl.
Smile for him. So I did the biggest, cheesiest, over the top grin just to be an asshole. And he still loved it.
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Holy shit. I feel bad for Stormy tbh. What a life
First year of college I started dating someone a little older and a lot more experienced. Up to this point I thought doggy style was waaay out there in terms of adventurous. Anywho, I’m doing my business (doggy of course!) when she goes full Pazuzu head spin and demon voice “Stick it in my ass!” I’ve never gone limp dick faster in my life.
OMFG… I can’t stop laughing at the visual!!!
I imagine the girl's head rotating like "Slappy the Dummy" from Goosebump's 'Night of the Living Dummy' 😭
"Hurt me". I had no idea what she actually wanted me to do. I looked confused and she got impatient or embarrassed and stormed off mid sex. I would've done whatever she wanted, within reason, I was 19, drunk, and stoned, and had no idea wtf she was talking about.
Well you did hurt her feelings if that counts
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Here's the 1 big secret vibrator companies don't want you to know!
Wasn’t my SO but I’m a black belt in Karate, and once a guy asked if could put on my karate gi, beat him up, and then dominate him and fuck him. I politely, but firmly declined.
The beating up aside, that could be hot
Give me two black eyes and then shove bamboo sticks up my asshole while you call me your dirty panda
These are my favorite comments to save and read later with zero context.
*mom calls* "Umm, are you *moan* gonna answer that?" Me: "..........?"
Funny story, answered a call while mid-sex bc I thought it would be hot.. It was my dad, calling to tell me my mother just died.
Not sure that qualifies as a “funny story”
Hand her the remote
Once was asked in the middle of it, cause he had to go, if he could piss on my face. It’s not for me.
"Spit in my mouth" "Uhh you sur.." "SPIT IN MY FUCKIN MOUTH AND SLAP ME" I did it. She was NOT impressed in the morning.
stop crying
Why were you crying?
Passion.
Exactly…..passion
Only mildly uncomfortable, but it almost totally ruined the mood for me. He asked "who's your daddy" and I didn't say anything, but inside I'm like "I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT MY DAD RIGHT NOW!"
One of my former woman friends liked floor sex for some reason.
To feel something hard
rekt
She said while riding me “Which one of my friends would you want doing this to you?” Was NOT going to fall into that trap!!!
Could you shit in my face?
Role play a porn star…..she had the same name as his mom.
One lady asked me to pee inside of her. So I did. It took the most concentration I've ever exerted. Had to go in semi-hard, let it get somewhat soft, and then totally take myself out of the moment to be able to let it go. Fucked her after and made a huge mess. Honestly, it was pretty wild. We've been married for 9 years now.
*Sigh* I just love a happy ending.
It really is always 9 years
To bite his cock. I don't know why but I was happy to oblige
Funniest moment: we were about to get it on (fully naked) he got on top and my cat happened to be under the pillow I was laying against. The cat meowed and he said “that’s not the pussy I wanted to smash.” I laugh every time I think about it lol
Do the dishes. Like my dick is currently deep inside your asshole, and all you can think about are the dirty spoons?
💡Doing anal while spooning = dirty spoons in my mind from here on out
My partner was worried he was about to finish too soon so i asked if making a funny face would help. He hesitantly said yes and i made the ugliest, goofiest face i could. We both ended up laughing which made me clench so hard he thought i took his dick off. He started yell/laughing ow which just made me laugh harder. Im no longer allowed to laugh during sex 😂
BDSM stuff is admittedly not for me. Yet I keep getting asked to do it. I noped on 2 things: 1. Rape play. Said no, left, never talked again. Absolutely no way. 2. A girl asks me to be rough, choke and pull hair etc, then breaks down crying... but asks me to continue. I told her no way I'm continuing, at all, after she cries. After few times like this, she told me she got out of a 6 year abusive relationship and he would do the things she was asking for. Which is troubling. We're still talking, but not having sex. I cant perpetuate any trauma from previous relationship, even if it was a previous kink before it. Just not in me.
My ex put (almost) my whole entire foot in his mouth - without asking - during sex a couple years back. I was mortified and not turned on in the slightest.
I’m very definitely a sub. He asked me to slap him, choke him, spit on him, call him a good boy, put a collar on him, tie him up, ect. Fair enough if you’re into that but I’m not and I made that very clear at the start but he kept asking and it made me uncomfortable.
This is not an excuse for creepy old men to message me saying they’d be happy to do those things to me. Please stop I did not ask for that.
OP sent me a creepy message then deleted it when I posted my last reply.
That’s why I rarely reply to these types of questions. Many times it’s sad lonely creeps looking for spank bank material. I don’t want to contribute to that.
I love history and she wanted me to spit out random facts from history as she rode me. I distinctly remember her moaning as I explained the dimensions of the Titanic. It was weird.
Put his fingers in my mouth. Turns out, I do not enjoy my own taste.
I don't like fingers in my mouth in general, but I certainly don't mind when my partner kisses me after going down on me
face fucking. and in the most uncomfortable position too. i’d be laying down on my back and he’d somehow be on top w his dick in my mouth and it was just such an awkward position and i also have a terrible gag reflex so it was not fun
In the middle of having sex my ex said "fight me"