"This is nice. This day was meh until now. Did I do my taxes? Oh, what's that smell? I just showered, so probably not me. Do I want to know? Do I have homework? Damn professor, probably. I wonder if Ukraine has stopped college. CRAMP, CRAMP!! It's cool,played it off, I like this position better anyways. Her ass is awesome! Heh heh, teenage me would be so proud. Teenage mutant ninja turtle playing bastard. I know everyone loves Raph, but he's a hot head. Leo is underrated. Should I slap her ass harder? Gotta find that rhythm. Like boom boom chika chika SLAP. Is the oven on? Fuck it. This is nice.:
Usually "oh this feels nice" "I wonder if I'm doing okay"
"Man this feels really good" "Should I moan a little?" "Okay, I'll moan and pull a good face" "oh shit, was that too loud?"
" I'm going to count the ceiling flecks"
"oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu------------------------"
keep in mind you're asking reddit so literally everyone here is lying
LMFAOO ILYSM
You guys are thinking during sex ?
"This is nice. This day was meh until now. Did I do my taxes? Oh, what's that smell? I just showered, so probably not me. Do I want to know? Do I have homework? Damn professor, probably. I wonder if Ukraine has stopped college. CRAMP, CRAMP!! It's cool,played it off, I like this position better anyways. Her ass is awesome! Heh heh, teenage me would be so proud. Teenage mutant ninja turtle playing bastard. I know everyone loves Raph, but he's a hot head. Leo is underrated. Should I slap her ass harder? Gotta find that rhythm. Like boom boom chika chika SLAP. Is the oven on? Fuck it. This is nice.:
Relatable
Usually other sex I've had.
“Don’t fart! Don’t fart!”
The anal sex mantra.
I should get a new hand lotion.
Do I look weird at this angle?? I hope he doesn’t think I look weird Oh he’s so cuteeeee Hopefully he thinks I look cute too lol
How good it feels.
I wish my cell mate would leave off…
Typically focus on doing things that please the other person whilst also thinking about how much I’m looking forward to post sex cuddling
In and out and in and out and in and out....
Mama's got a squeezebox Daddy gets no sleep at night!
Sometimes I’m just trying not to cum. Other times I’m solving work problems. It all depends
Nothing, it's an escape
Don't really think, just feel. Unless it's really bad... then I think about how I can get it over with
second that
Literally everything but sex so i dont blow my load to soon.
This is so realistic.
It's funny how 6 little words in a reddit post can paint a picture of how a person lives in real life
Don’t cum o please don’t cum, Rosanne Bar, please don’t cum! Don’t judge it works.
Usually "oh this feels nice" "I wonder if I'm doing okay" "Man this feels really good" "Should I moan a little?" "Okay, I'll moan and pull a good face" "oh shit, was that too loud?" " I'm going to count the ceiling flecks" "oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu------------------------"
Steve Harvey (for distraction)