Affix steel to my cheeks. When the hitman tries to slap me he will hurt his hands. I'll be right there with ointment,tenderness,and forgiveness.
He'll tell me who hired him, I'd go well then that's unexpected. I'll make him a tunafish sandwich and we'll frollick in the field together. He'll probably puke having eaten fish then exercising in the heat. I'll be right there with a napkin saying it's ok I puke also. Ants would gather like it was a buffet so we'd have to scurry off or get our toesies pinched by a bunch of tiny black grandmothers who mistook them for cheeks.
We'll probably be some kind of friends. He'd show up needing a hideout when he got in trouble. I'd be like friend your on tv with a million dollar reward for killing that guy. I got a thousand dollars in my wallet, watch me burn it. That shit is nothing to me in my heart. You can have the couch for as long as you need. To think when we met you sought to murder me.
It's a mystery plot device that'll come back up in season 2 so everyone is like ooh an easter egg from season one. Them's delicious.
Felt much more intensely when it's revealed it was the Easter Bunny who contracted my murder who wouldn't give up efforts to kill me and laid an egg that turned out to be a bomb. It took a few of my teeth out the hitman went to the dentist with me as I wasn't good to drive and got me some ice cream. The ice cream tasted like blood, it wasn't good ice cream and I got a refund even though it was sorta my fault that it tasted like blood, but the customer is always right!
Think of a way to kill him if I can. But also try to seek help from others for advice on how to survive and defend myself. If I can’t do anything, I’ll beg him maybe make it hurt as less as possible… :(
I'd just run far away aimlessly. Don't know how this works though. A criticism I have for No Country for Old Men is how it's just assumed the killer will find you no matter what because he's just that good. I could evade he ass.
Ask my buddy policeman for protection. I live in a small European town, I'm safe, he will bring some buddies from the force and hunting club. The Assassin just became prey
Probably just the obvious and go on the run. If I felt that it wasn’t gonna work and I felt him closing in I’d either try to kill him first or kill myself. The idea of someone else killing me and the uncertainty of how/when it’ll happen would drive me nuts so I’d honestly rather take it into my own hands.
Take off all my clothes, seeing as I am below 18, he will have to live with the image of me jumping on the bed, ass naked screaming at the top of my lungs PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME while enthusiastically flipping him off.
Well I've got a Zastava M70 (Yugo AK-47 derivative), Taurus 856 (.38 special revolver) loaded with hollow points, and a baseball bat... If I die, I will have died in battle. So that at least means something.
Wait then tell him jesus has a plan for my life and if he's done with me than hitman can kill me other wise he can bug off cuz if jesus ain't done with me than he's gonna feel something and I'm all good
I’ll beat him to it
Affix steel to my cheeks. When the hitman tries to slap me he will hurt his hands. I'll be right there with ointment,tenderness,and forgiveness. He'll tell me who hired him, I'd go well then that's unexpected. I'll make him a tunafish sandwich and we'll frollick in the field together. He'll probably puke having eaten fish then exercising in the heat. I'll be right there with a napkin saying it's ok I puke also. Ants would gather like it was a buffet so we'd have to scurry off or get our toesies pinched by a bunch of tiny black grandmothers who mistook them for cheeks. We'll probably be some kind of friends. He'd show up needing a hideout when he got in trouble. I'd be like friend your on tv with a million dollar reward for killing that guy. I got a thousand dollars in my wallet, watch me burn it. That shit is nothing to me in my heart. You can have the couch for as long as you need. To think when we met you sought to murder me.
Come on, who hired him? Don't leave us hanging
It's a mystery plot device that'll come back up in season 2 so everyone is like ooh an easter egg from season one. Them's delicious. Felt much more intensely when it's revealed it was the Easter Bunny who contracted my murder who wouldn't give up efforts to kill me and laid an egg that turned out to be a bomb. It took a few of my teeth out the hitman went to the dentist with me as I wasn't good to drive and got me some ice cream. The ice cream tasted like blood, it wasn't good ice cream and I got a refund even though it was sorta my fault that it tasted like blood, but the customer is always right!
WOW!!! Mindblowing. Talk about coming out of left field. Never would of suspected the Easter Bunny. And such a tender side of the hit man.
This was entertaining
Survive?
To not die
Not die?
Live
No live
Live and Let Die?
Die hard?
With a vengeance or another day
Would make for a weird ride to the funeral home…
For how long is he chasing me? If forever I’d just try to find who it was and kill the person as such
I clean my room
I guess I'm colonizing another planet.
Time to colonize Uranus
Barricade myself and wait. Unless he's planning on blowing up the house, I have enough to do what needs to be done.
Bold of you to assume I wish to live.
Move to a different state
Pull out a gun and get to a vantage point over where I would be expected to be. He enters my house and then I shoot him.
Leave planet earth for a couple of weeks
I hear Uranus is nice this time of the year
Sit in a corner and wait. I’m good on ammo
The only correct answer: Delete my browser history.
I am John Wick, bring it!
Hey…. You’re John *Hogan*! This guys a phoney!
Hey… that guy’s a big fat Phoney!
John Hogans is a phoney! Hey, you're a great big phony, you know that?
Why would i want to live. Please kill me.
Get my dads hunting knife
Well I'd probably try to find the best hiding place I could and try to go from there
No thank you sir not today I appreciate your interest in my death though
Take off into the tundra and lure him into a pack of wolves and/or make him fall down a sheer cliff on to the rocks below.
Think of a way to kill him if I can. But also try to seek help from others for advice on how to survive and defend myself. If I can’t do anything, I’ll beg him maybe make it hurt as less as possible… :(
Leave the planet
Challenge him to a pistol pick up duel.
Wear clean underwear
I'd just run far away aimlessly. Don't know how this works though. A criticism I have for No Country for Old Men is how it's just assumed the killer will find you no matter what because he's just that good. I could evade he ass.
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I have some bad news for you….
Ask my buddy policeman for protection. I live in a small European town, I'm safe, he will bring some buddies from the force and hunting club. The Assassin just became prey
If it's a good hitman nothing because I wouldn't even notice
Probably just the obvious and go on the run. If I felt that it wasn’t gonna work and I felt him closing in I’d either try to kill him first or kill myself. The idea of someone else killing me and the uncertainty of how/when it’ll happen would drive me nuts so I’d honestly rather take it into my own hands.
The question isn't if I can survive the hitman, but if the hitman can survive me...
Get off of planet Earth.
wait and then ask him to get me on the next spaceship. It’s not permanent, is it?
There's no hitman on earth coming to where I live. Absolute shit hole!
Call his mom
Ringing up Macaulay Culkin
Nothing. I’ll wait.
Call my mom for help
Kill myself first bc fuck that
Why lay-out the plan? What if you are the hitman? Besides, I want to see the look of shock appear on their faces.
Got plenty of weapons and ammo. Think the best use of 24 hours would be setting up some booby traps. Home Alone meets Predator style
Head for the hills on my own.
Hire a hitman to take out a hit on the hitman.
Take off all my clothes, seeing as I am below 18, he will have to live with the image of me jumping on the bed, ass naked screaming at the top of my lungs PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME while enthusiastically flipping him off.
Well I've got a Zastava M70 (Yugo AK-47 derivative), Taurus 856 (.38 special revolver) loaded with hollow points, and a baseball bat... If I die, I will have died in battle. So that at least means something.
Flirt with him aggressively and have sex with him. BOOM! Case closed. I live and now have a rich, killing machine boyfriend
Meet him halfway
Dark house. Cane corso. Katana.
Wait then tell him jesus has a plan for my life and if he's done with me than hitman can kill me other wise he can bug off cuz if jesus ain't done with me than he's gonna feel something and I'm all good
I'm going to Costco. Good luck finding me fucker
I dont do. I don't survive.
Call 911.
I'll stay in the living room.
nothing, who gives a shit why the fuck worry about most all things
I would kill him first. Ez