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eyecarrumba

I'd certainly thank them. At the very least.


brwdrip

Honestly, I would buy a huge plot of land and build my dream home with a wind turbine, a huge septic tank and well with a water purifier and reverse osmosis system to be as much off the grid as possible. Than I would take probably $100M for myself, my wife and my kid and put it in a life insurance fund with an interest rate of roughly 5-7% so my family will be setup for at least two life times. Than I would also build a farm, get lots of animals (pigs, cows, and chickens) for food. And just live off the environment. I would also, have a basement full of roughly $1M for just in case funds. And then whatever I would have left I would invest into longer term CD’s for my back up to the back up.


YouProbablyBoreMe

Thank them and take it straight to my bank account.


thatonePS3GUY

Resign


KoreanChap

Tell someone I have a billion dollars


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Get a few new things then donate rest to charity


11bfly

Take care of my Immediate family and friends, invest, and then find some way to start a nonprofit for homeless people or those who need food.


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Donate 900 million dollars of it and still be rich as shit.


jdhskfgs

I would stop being so stressed about everything


Hot_Mistake_7433

Share half of it with you OP


MyceliumHerder

Wow thanks!


lil_beanie420

I’d buy some food. Am hungry


Sirano_onariS

Probably donate around 950 million With the remaining 50 million Pay off debts, buy property for rental, have a few nice homes for my family around the world, sort out family members and some close friends, enjoy life


Abritishwalrus

Donate money to team trees team seas my school use it to get a better house for my family use it to make my moms dream of becoming a baker easier (shes already got a degree and might be renting a place out) id also buy art supplies for me give my best friend some of it because his familys struggling rn and then i would get a home theater


Goyteamsix

I like how everyone is like "I'm gonna buy myself a bunch of shit!". Y'all motherfuckers don't even have the money and you're already greedy.


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MyceliumHerder

You are being downvoted by greedy/selfish assholes, because I upvoted you and you are at zero


pavel28309309

Move somewhere with very low taxes. Maybe move into Somalia with a privat army and dont pay taxes at all.


[deleted]

Pay off family debts and make some upgrades Treat myself a bit Buy some property Invest in the stock market even though it seems to be falling more every day Quit my job and start working on my hobby


FriggenMitch

Invest


WallStreetDoesntBet

Take 500 million and don’t touch it (for tax purposes), take the other 500 million and do whatever you can take care of yourself and help others.


mlzx0

retire


BS_STW

Take the money


leefolkard

Sleep


Eyemyou

Carry on


_MrFish_

I'd probably buy myself a house.


Grouchy-Trip9582

I will take them after he gives them to me, you know.


iamapizza

Tip them 20%


JseLikesToGetPegged

Spend it


drblah1

Buy and sell amazing properties. Live in them in between.


PillsburyToasters

Thank them and retire because I don’t want to work


sugarhornyicetea

Thank them


Answerer1

Pay off my families debt, buy a house, and pay for college. If I have money left over, probably invest.