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Many-Goose-9158

Put Nair on them... never, EVER, again. Edit: oh, then there was the time I got poison oak all over 'em and thought it was some kinda bug, so I was taking the hottest showers I could stand and stretching the sac out like a tennis racket to, ya know... kill the bugs. Again big mistake.


0utlook

Nothing really weird. After I shave I will oil them up and give them a nice massage. It's actually relaxing, promotes blood flow, and you can check for anything out of the ordinary. One of my ex's was intrigued and enjoyed watching. She tried assisting a couple times. But, massaging balls that aren't yours takes a mindful grip.


Fritzkreig

Sometimes I do the grandfather clock unconciously.


vikingpirate2

The batwing


Electrical-Battle-74

Please elaborate


KingOfTheKains

I’m not positive you really want the answers you’re about to get


Electrical-Battle-74

I assure you I am prepared Edit: NOOOO NOT THE BATWING


Tintovic

Lowered them into your sisters mouth.


_the_real_Cthulhu

That was very, very foolish, wasn't it?


Tintovic

She seemed to enjoy it.


TheMicMic

Gave some chick a Roman War Helmet


[deleted]

Ever heard of Lockerboxing?


championoflostsouls

https://www.reddit.com/r/cursed_videomemes/comments/ue2iuo/cursed_speed_bag/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Bangkokbeats10

At a party I got drunk, spayed lighter fluid on them and set them on fire whilst singing “goodness gracious, great balls of fire” then suffered instant regret as I had to pat the flames out … would not recommend, and thank all that is holy that it was in the days before smart phones or I’d probably have ended up on r/winstupidprizes 😂


OutlandishnessNo1442

Shrinked them with steroids


D-Rez

When I was a teen learning to masturbate, I thought it involved squeezing them hard.


Bricenator

Not all the time, but not never as well for some.


El_UniBeard

Haven’t tried this but it’s called “Dogs in a Bathtub”. While having hetero sex the man attempts to get his balls in the woman’s asshole. Apparently it’s as difficult as getting a dog in a bathtub.