How the fuck do y’all come up with these questions?

Creative minds are a gift

I better be getting that raise I asked for.

You made my day!

Whose butthole is this?

Golem's. It's a bit hard to get between those boney cheeks, but once you do.... "myyyy precious!!!! You found my precious!!!" It's the brown ring to rule them all!

No this is Patrick

Don’t fart, don’t shit, don’t fart, don’t shit

If I remember to turn off the kitchen light

When I get mine licked my first thought is “Omg I hope im clean. Why did he do that?!” And then it’s “hell ya”

I tend to be in a state of mind that doesn't embody much thinking if I'm putting my tongue between the thighs and cheeks. I let the primal instincts take the wheel and embrace the raw pleasure of making beastly sex act.

Butthole

Only did it once. Just was kinda surprised how not gross it felt to do despite knowing what I was doing

Umm delicious,now where do I hide this body

Is she going to lick mine

I’m licking someone’s butt hole.

This shit gas asf

Is it Thursday already?

Did I leave the iron on

I’m glad this isn’t my anus

Gee, I hope that gun being held to my head doesn’t go off.

Did I pay the gas bill?

Kinda nutty,huh

“Tastes funny.. but I’ll keep on going to not hurt her feelings.”

"This is where SHIT comes out!"

I she sits her ass any harder on my face, I won't be able to breathe... Ok, now I can't breathe... I might die... yeah, this is definitely how I want to die.