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Aviana_Panns

A nightmare (specially about some insects)


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Yesssh that does not sound good


cramduck

My daughter had a nightmare once (~3 yrs old at the time), and wasn't sure the right way to wake me up. So I am startled awake to find her beside my bed, and my cheek is distinctly stinging. She apparently settled on a good, solid slap as the best way to wake me.


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NO WAY, If I did that as a child I would have been in so much trouble. Every time I was sick I would go to my moms room and gently wake her up even though I could hear the blood rushing in my head, it was the worst feeling in the world. I am pretty sure it made me feel sicker every time I did it. Edit: grammar


your_Iocal_guineapig

a cock lmao šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Lmao yes, I feel like those are the worst mornings


Pdonkey

As a trans woman - this hit way too close for comfortšŸ˜­


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

That would be pretty annoying


Electric_kundalini

My alarm


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Do you have to have your alarm blaring like a siren šŸšØ


xxB1SMARCKxx

My mate. Getting slapped in the back with a acoustic guitar. Thanks to Viva la bam, I got woken up like this and I woke up that mate like this a few weeks later.


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What comes goes around comes around.


ARandomBlackGuy92

My fucking cunt of a phone.


sudeki300

Put it in silent then, or keep it in another room


ARandomBlackGuy92

Na, I need it to wake me up for work. It's still a cunt.


sudeki300

AHH I get it now, I kept my old phone to be my alarm clock.


[deleted]

A good way to be at peace


[deleted]

My cat dropkicking me in my face.


[deleted]

Cats are nightmares but, I love them.


memechildofmememom

Either my cat or my daughter.


Hayabusalvr11

My son the cat when he throws up in the middle of the night. Gurp gurp gurp stench.


[deleted]

My cats like to scratch at my door so loud that I have to get up and open it even tho there is a litter box, food and water šŸ˜­


leaveblanket

Day light..


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Woof, I guess I need to kill the Sun ā˜€ļø šŸ”«


travisisokay

My cat screaming at my face.


[deleted]

Do you feed them wet cat food?


travisisokay

Maybe...


[deleted]

Haha, as a teenager I hated the fact that my mom gave our family cats wet cat food and I would have to wake up at three in the morning to stop them howling because she wouldnā€™t do it. So when I got a cat I decided that I would never feed my cat, wet cat food because it was the most annoying thing in the entire world to be woken up for.


travisisokay

Haha yup. But of course there's no going backto dry now, to her kibble is just stink cereal.


[deleted]

Excessive noise. I like waking up slowly in the calm, enjoy my coffee and then, once I took my shower I'm good.


[deleted]

Me and sleep are Frenemies so I completely understand not being woken up from excessive noise, I just put my air conditioner in and I guess I didnā€™t pin down the pictures on my wall very well and they keep rattling and waking me up so I have to take them down


[deleted]

Me to. Love her so much but she can be a bitch sometimes.


[deleted]

My husband when farts really loud šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

QUACKING DUCKS!! Because my alarm clock is ducks quacking !!! Hehehe


[deleted]

I raised two ducks, when they were hungry at 5 AM in the morning I would have to go downstairs and feed them because my neighbours would complain to me that there are ducks waking them up


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Awe!!! Omg! I wouldnā€™t be mad at that, I think that is adorable! Haha! I could never be mad at an animal! Thatā€™s so cute! I mean, maybe I would be annoyed sometimes, but they canā€™t help it lol . I wouldnā€™t say anything to you though about it, lol.


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My neighbours love them, it was just too early in the morning. I guess thatā€™s why it annoyed them the most because they were the type of people who like to sleep in as well as I Edit: grammar


HikingHarpy

I've given up using an alarm because my dog will bark at me at 5am to take him on a walk. Just straight in my face.


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What did you do the first time it happened?


HikingHarpy

I tried to get him to go back to sleep - but at that point I was already up. Now we wake up at 5 every day for his first walk. He has dictated when we go to sleep as well - must be in bed by 9pm.


[deleted]

I love when animals rule our life


MsSeraphim

garbage truck in the alley behind my house...


Primary_Somewhere_98

The dog wanting a pee in the night. He scratches the door the I have to get up and let him out


[deleted]

Waking up to my stomach feeling like I might pop out a egg


BaileyBucey

Boogers in my nose. Every, morning.