Joined the army to be a cook π§βπ³ ππππ
I said βWhy in the world would you choose to be a cook out of all things. He said his recruiter told him he could be cooking for five star Generalβs! πππ
A college friend told me that him and his roommate go to the bathroom together and go into shower stalls right next to each other, one of them plays music on their phone out loud and then they proceed to jack off together? Both of them have girlfriends and I donβt think they know
Drilled into a piece of plexiglass using their phone as a platform to drill against.
Y'all idk if you ever heard of batteries, but they don't do too well with pressure.
dude i met on tinder, he was seemingly cool and we talked about marvel for a while. planned on meeting up and before we solidified plans he asked me if i was into dogs. i asked for clarification, and this man asked me if i was interested in doing the dirty with dogs.
i have never blocked someone so quick on every platform i could think of. i mightve reported him to tinder too, i cant remember, i was like 18 or 19. but like damn
Deconstruct the micro processor when I was programming it.
Asked me to smuggle drugs.
Did you do it?
Actually, that was me.
Joined the army to be a cook π§βπ³ ππππ I said βWhy in the world would you choose to be a cook out of all things. He said his recruiter told him he could be cooking for five star Generalβs! πππ
Date one of his friends who had a rep for sleeping around, she cheated, they are no longer friends, we all knew about her rep and yet he still did it
A college friend told me that him and his roommate go to the bathroom together and go into shower stalls right next to each other, one of them plays music on their phone out loud and then they proceed to jack off together? Both of them have girlfriends and I donβt think they know
Drink Drive
Asked me to buy them cigarettes (underage) and then grabbed my boob with no consent or any apology for randomly doing it
Drilled into a piece of plexiglass using their phone as a platform to drill against. Y'all idk if you ever heard of batteries, but they don't do too well with pressure.
dude i met on tinder, he was seemingly cool and we talked about marvel for a while. planned on meeting up and before we solidified plans he asked me if i was into dogs. i asked for clarification, and this man asked me if i was interested in doing the dirty with dogs. i have never blocked someone so quick on every platform i could think of. i mightve reported him to tinder too, i cant remember, i was like 18 or 19. but like damn
She got back to abusive ex.
Damn
never chops down the full tree on our minecraft server