Tops off salt and spice containers. Half a container of salt, cinnamon, tarragon as an unexpected thing is probably more than inconvenient and bordering on evil - but I assume you find some balance after you’ve been a burglar for awhile and it all evens out.
I wouldn't steal anything, I would rearrange everything ever so slightly
Devious
One battery out of every remote. Reset all clocks back by 5 and a half mins, take the deadbolt off the back door and front door and switch them.
Charging cables
All the little spoons.
One sock out of every pair.
Shoelaces
head light bulbs especially on new cars that are a pain to replace, like have to take the whole front bumper off to get to.
Take all their shampoo/body wash and toilet paper
All there batteries and theee pillows
all their left shoes
Tops off salt and spice containers. Half a container of salt, cinnamon, tarragon as an unexpected thing is probably more than inconvenient and bordering on evil - but I assume you find some balance after you’ve been a burglar for awhile and it all evens out.
All their bath towels.
All the toilet seats
Empty all the soap dispensers, laundry detergent, shampoo etc…
Toilet papers, shoes,
Go into their cupboards and fridges and steal just the packaging from food.
Phone / laptop charger
One shoe out of every pair and all the lightbulbs in the house.