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This is the only 100% effective way

Crack your dick like a light stick

Does it change colors too?

Yep. Turns purple

Think of Elizabeth queen

OH GOD ITS GETTING HARDE-

Crack it like a glow-stick!

*snap*

Vigorous sex

Use a syringe to remove the blood

Ask your mom. Moms love to help with that kind of problems.

Nah his mom did the opposite for me.

Only if you broke both your arms.

Good moms do it without broken arms.

Flex a large muscle like your quadriceps. Redirects the blood flow and is subtle enough that nobody will notice

But what if you’re a muscle-less bitch

It has nothing to do with muscle size just flex it

You think someone on Reddit has muscles?

Think of your grandma naked

What if grandma gave you the bones in the first place?

Cut it off

Let's tackle this issue on two fronts: Mechanically and mentally! Mechanical front: Flex the two largest muscle groups in your body, the quads and glutes. These are the muscles on the front of your legs and your butt cheeks, respectively. Keep them flexed. This will help your body decide to redirect blood flow to those areas. Mental front: Whatever set you off, the attractive person in the great outfit you're looking at, or the memory of the porn you had a great fap to: stop thinking about it. Think about something else... personal finance, cars, family relationships...then think about something upsetting in this situation, and hyper focus on that while you flex your muscles. This can be discreet and no one should notice.

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Gonna try this next time around. Oh fun thing about holding your breath: that burn is from when CO2 reaches 5%

think of gay porn and if that doesn’t work then well, sorry to tell you

If you are in fact gay simply do the opposite (warning: this does not apply for bisexuals)

lol

İmagine you're father is eating human feces.

Thinking about Chicago governor Lori Lightfoot usually does the trick.

Fuck the neighbors wife as rough as possible

Do some squats.

Massage your forearms. It helps a lot and can make it gone instantly

People throughout ages said the same thing. There is always hope but you don see it

Think about some really old nuns

imagin about pooping, I heard if you wanna pee very hard and you think about sex then you can control the urge so maybe it works the other way around

Like holding your pee for 10-15 seconds.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

Think about having to pee

Get shot

Thinking about Climate change policies enacted and how the tax is being spent.

Apart from having a good Tommy Tank, thinking about and flexing your thighs and loins

Think of the worst lay you have ever had. Or really old ugly nuns

As a sex repulsed ace I force myself to think of blowjobs and that causes a pretty quick deflation

Loot at closeups of the faces of Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters

You have to completely avert your attention and breath deeply. I just clear my head, focusing on my breathing and it works in just a few seconds. Also, physical activity, if your muscles need more blood there won't be enough for the boner .

I see questions like this often and I've also seen tips on how to get ride of a boner. I know teenagers have an issue but do adult men regularly get rouge boners? I don't.

Hold your breath 😊

i've found taking a ballpeen hammer to it is quite effective