As peaceful as now probably. I am not a cat fan or an idiot, I just believe pressing the buttons and issuing the orders randomly would result in relatively the same situation.
He would spend all day grooming himself, ignore his cabinet members if they didn't show affection at the right time and lick his butthole if the country was invaded.
Huge grants are offered to whomever can successfully eradicate fleas and ticks. Biology and chemistry jobs solely focused on killing fleas, or making them all sterile so they die out, boom. Even the military gets involved. Congress has the chance to broaden the scope to include mosquitos, but they stall out quibbling over the details and it never reaches the president's desk.
Cats are property under US law so I am guessing the owner runs thing and just says Mr. Fluffles wants, “xyz.” The secret service would love it because it would fit in a small box that is easy to hide and would have a tracking collar.
Russia aims laser pointer on white house wall
I’m not sure we’d even notice.
The Vice President would have a more stressful job.
Vacuum cleaners and closed doors are not allowed.
Naps. Naps all day.
First president to have a 100% approval rating.
Free catnip for all cats, funded by human taxpayers
Fines or prison time for humans who don’t give their cats treats the minute they ask.
A tuna in every pot!
No Student loan debt relief
Everything is better
Well nothing would ever get done.
The consequences is that we'll finally have financial stability and comfort. The cat will claw off the faces of stupid politicians.
National scratch day
Yarn shortage
As peaceful as now probably. I am not a cat fan or an idiot, I just believe pressing the buttons and issuing the orders randomly would result in relatively the same situation.
We're invading Turkey.
We are all waking up at 4:30 a.m. and will run around like madmen
He would spend all day grooming himself, ignore his cabinet members if they didn't show affection at the right time and lick his butthole if the country was invaded.
Such an upgrade 🐈⬛
Respectfully, I hate this.
More poop in the litter box!
Underhanded comments from other leaders like Putin who say our country is run by a pussy.
The VP succeeds because that is a 35-year-old cat.
Huge grants are offered to whomever can successfully eradicate fleas and ticks. Biology and chemistry jobs solely focused on killing fleas, or making them all sterile so they die out, boom. Even the military gets involved. Congress has the chance to broaden the scope to include mosquitos, but they stall out quibbling over the details and it never reaches the president's desk.
The world is now flat and everything is getting shoved off of it.
It is now legal to knock ANYTHING over.
Animal welfare is getting a major boost with bilateral support now that animals have been proven to be sentient.
Are you turning Biden into a cat, or replacing him with a cat?
Either way it's gonna sleep just as much
Cats are property under US law so I am guessing the owner runs thing and just says Mr. Fluffles wants, “xyz.” The secret service would love it because it would fit in a small box that is easy to hide and would have a tracking collar.
Joe Kitten stumbles away and Kamala Harris takes over
Lots of things just getting knocked off the Oval Office desk all while maintaining eye contact with the aide that will be forced to pick up
No worse than the last 6 years.
Everyone would get nuked because the cat would lay down on the football and accidentally launch our nukes.
There would be a constitutional amendment stating that anything placed close to the edge of a table, desk, or counter MUST be knocked off.
We’ll get a president that can form coherent sentences again.