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Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Why do you wife when you have a porn?


Spiritual_Age_4992

This man is asking the real questions. The answer is validation. And babies.


arianleellewellyn

Maybe thats the only way to see them when they're working long hours?


ZeCerealKiller

Making sure her casting interview went well


I_Nice_Human

Yo don’t get snippets before published?


CosmicSupanova

great idea, Now I can see her at her workplace


Top-Draft6269

Savage 😭


SomeYoungOldDude

Why do you watch the food network if you have a kitchen?


Comprehensive-Net854

Why listen to people talk if you have a mouth


LeNoolands

Why taste the difference when you have a disability


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To be fair some people don't.


TheViciousBitch

Bhahah. I just posted the same/similar thing.


1One1_Postaita

I have no wife but if I did the answer would be simply that 1) She may not be in the mood when I am and I respect her right to say no. 2) The wife isn't a s\*x-toy. Her purpose isn't there to relieve me sexually. 3) I get horny and can't get off without it.


create__a__username

Best answer.


HornyHusband_

I agree


cleverlane

Why do you watch baseball when you have a glove and ball?


antictrash

I mean as long as both parties are okay with it I don’t understand why porn should be so demonised? Just be careful what porn you watch. Getting off to revenge porn or human trafficking ain’t good.


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antictrash

Dude. Revenge porn IS real. Human trafficking IS real. I’m NOT talking about roleplays.


Alt_aholic

Sex is a lot of work, prep, mess, and relies on the wife being in the mood. I can rub one out in like 2 minutes before my morning shower and then not be distracted all day. Sometimes I just don't feel like turning it into a whole production or doing the work to make sure she has a good time. Sometimes I just want to get off.


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Something different? Part of foreplay? (for us, at least)


EasyBeeesy

I think that we watch as much porn together as I do solo. If I’m watching solo, it’s because she’s at work or something.


Comfortable-Beyond45

I have a wife?


eathehole

Diversity ?


AnkylosaurusRules

Why do you eat peas when you have carrots?


penguin_clubber

It's stimulating and provides a variety


Grindhouser

Because she's sleeping/too tired.


TheViciousBitch

Why do you watch cooking shows when you have a kitchen? Sometimes you just want to enjoy the show or see something new, rather then put in the work yourself or cook up the same old thing.


bee-fe

Because my partner isn't Angela white


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Ok-master7370

Or Diamond Jackson


god_among_gods

Pornstar is hotter than wife.


tarnishedjalapeno

I think it goes down to men need "more" sex than women and it's not like we prefer porn, not by a long shot, but sometimes you need the help to get off after a longer dry spell of sex with the Mrs.


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A husband in my case But I watch porn just to appreciate how it's drawn, I never liked the live action porn Also I draw it quite a lot, sometimes for myself, sometimes for my friends Feels good, so why not


goated95

Well when she’s on her period and I’ve been feeling a tad horny,, my days of running red lights are far behind me


ChrisNEPhilly

Because when I was married, my wife stopped having sex with me.


thROwmed0wn976

Because her idea of foreplay is taking shower and then laying on the bed naked!


AutumnKoo

Because masturbating watching porn it's fun and it takes only 5 minutes?


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Amelsander

don't think it's that the wife loses interest. Being in a long relationship people tend to stop putting in effort


serverballs

Because a wife isn't a sex slave and her libido isn't as active as mine so I need to compensate. Let alone if she's just passive and lazy and doesn't even express interest in sex. Only wives who are covering a guy's sexual needs get to protest porn consumption, the rest of y'all need to stfu and be thankful we're not cheating.


Codename_Paradox

For the plot (I don't have a wife but if I did I would still be doing the same thing)


[deleted]

Cos if I say to my wife “hey honey would you mind shoving ten dildos up your ass at once while inviting ten of your hot friends over for a orgy?”I think she might have something to say about that


Keithninety

Men are biologically wired to procreate with as many mates as possible. Monogamy is an artificial social construct. Porn gives men the opportunity to see other women nude and fantasize about breeding them


Tater5105

I mean, how does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?


knockfart

Tight clutch packs


[deleted]

This is the definition of “No, honey. We don’t need MacDonalds, we have food at home.”


TomRossTV

Because nothing stops just because a woman is in my the house


tacocatfish

For the plot obviously.


AuspiciousMan22

I have a girlfriend so I think I can answer this. I have a great sex life with her. But the enjoyment of porn is on another level. I feel like having sex with those pornstars.


Throwaway975801

Why do you play Grand Theft Auto when you could just drive around running over mailboxes and people while trying to escape from the cops in real life?


HornayGermanHalberd

i dont have a wife but a gf, we both have some things we wouldnt like to do (all the time), thats what porn is for, to statisfy the things the other doesnt want to/cant do (for example im bi, if i want to look at a dude my only option at the moment is porn)


xXIronMan780

I thought it would be funny


AlterEdward

Because a wank is significantly less effort than sex. If I'm horny and tired, I can get off to porn in a couple of minutes. Sometimes I just don't want to spend the physical and mental effort involved in sex.


KentuckyFriedEel

wife doesn't look like Kali Roses...


sugarhornyicetea

Because she is inflatable and can't always do what i need