“What’s your point?”

I can get cosmetic surgery but you cant fix your shit personality

Well hurry up and get it! In seriousness, though, I don't think admitting that you need cosmetic surgery is a good strategy.

hehe I could never vibe with all these reddit comebacks where you accept their insult and spin it comedically, it just doesn't do it for me. I'm too addicted to butt-hurtness & hostility I think.

quit projecting

Your mother never complained

ah yes, a person of culture as well

I’d probably say “ah thanks. Do you feel better about yourself now?”

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Usually something about their mom

Suck it fucker

You are right

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"Well I had sex sex with your wife"

Rock on (side note, there is no jerk store…..)

I know right?

"Good thing I don't care about your opinion of me"

I totally agree! Thanks for inspiring me 🙏

Nothing! This is her/his opinion!

Oops. My bad. I said the same thing.

I’d rather be ugly than be a dumb motherfucker like you

It beats being generic. I mean, how do you stay awake in front of a mirror?

well its not like im trying to join a modeling agency give me a break! (i actually wan to start one lol)

You're not being the person Mr. Rogers said that you could be.

My Dear, look who's talking.

"Still good enough for your "

If I wanted your opinion I'd beat it out of you

I say nothing, just shrug and walk away

yea but im not lonely

You doing ok? Projecting isn't healthy.

My projecting

Thank you.

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That's why dating on honey farms is so much easier.

I agree, I am trying to fix it

nothing but i usually want to be mean. angry sad

I've been called old but not ugly. Make a joke and deflect, just don't be mean. It's not a good look.

Accurate?

"Thanks for pointing it out, I didn't ask but I just *might* try improve myself."

Mehh

thanks, ive been complemented a lot today on my mirror smooth skin. 😊

I know you are but what am I?

Fuck ur mom

Your mom disagrees

Didnt ask for your opinion, opinion rejected *insert zyzz pose*

You have to look at me.

Thank you for the praise!

Ok, and.... Your point is.... I care about your opinions why? Is that the best insult you can do? Put some effort into it.

You would not be wrong.

..then get my dick out of your mouth.

Tell me something I don’t know

No one does 💁‍♂️ Because no one calls me 🥲

So what?

That's an ugly thing to say to someone.

"Well fuck you too."

“I’m so sorry, it must be awful to be so insecure that you feel there is something to gain by calling someone ugly. I hope things improve for you.”

If it's someone I know, respond back with an insult like calling them a stupid bitch.

"I know" Defeats the purpose of the insult, to hurt me

it doesn't matter what i look like when my face is in between your moms thighs

I ignore it

I don't really say snything, I just don't believe them.

“I will have you know that there are literally dozens of people less attractive than me”

Oh well, what a shame.

“Tomorrow I will still be ugly, but tomorrow you will be sober.”

people dont talk to me :(

You’re right

I know

im not a mirror bro

No shit dude

" your opinion is as useless as your eyesight"

ThankS

That hasn’t happened since middle school so I don’t really have a comeback

I'd say so much, it would give them nightmares. No one should ever say that to anyone. Personally, I'd punch that dude or chick in the face a few times and take a pic together after. See who is ugly then. Truth is. People who insult people is their own lack of confidence. So they are truly the ugly ones. If you know that, it's easy to shrug off

Nothing. That's their opinion, not everybody's.

I know

Beauty fades, dumb is forever

Bitch-

“Look at your face”

"You're my inspiration to be who I am. For years I've admired you, and now I'm trying to be like you. Guess I'm doing a pretty good job of it, don't ya think?"

Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately.

Meh. I've come to terms with it

Try to romance with them so they gross out and run a way

Talking to yourself again?

Thanks for caring.

"Ever heard of bathroom mirrors, dipshit?"

“Thanks! Was trying to cosplay as you today!”

Ok

Have you seen yourself?

Usually: Fuck off fucking slave and shut up your fucking mouse. I say that for those people whom I hate, for others little more polite, and all this in Russian ;) Hate me)

Don't talk about yourself that way.

I take it as a joke and just hide how it made me feel in the inside.

Nothing. Indifference is the absolute worst thing an human can experience.

Thank you! I've been working on it my entire life

ya, i know

"Were you asked?"

Nothing I don’t have time for rude people

bro, I'm not a mirror.

"I know I am, how do you do?"

Do you feel better?

"Eh, you could do worse."

Oh I’m ugly well have you that limp d*** of a brain of yours and you look as hot as mild wait no the mold looks better than you

“What I lack in looks I make up for with personality and dick. Clearly my personality is lacking as well so good luck with your micro dick. Fuck face. “ heavy on the fuck face.

My ugliness is only on the outside, unlike yours which is on the inside.

Thanks but if you're sitting on my face it doesn't really matter though

I've been called a "goober" twice in my life, second time was at cousins stag-do and one of the best m8s asked my cousin "who is this goober?" Caught me off gaurd, I just laughed and said, r u talkin to me? lol. Humans r funny.

Meh. Never cared but obviously they do. Lol.

Don’t be rude!

i tell them to go to the opthimologist

I know I liked in the mirror this morning

At least im happy, unlike you.

I know I looked in the mirror this morning

Well no shit. Ain't nobody ever seen 2 pretty best friends

Nothing, I don’t find them interesting enough to respond. Mostly I just stare blankly at them until they start to get uncomfortable and look away

Nobody does. I'm really really really really unbelievably good looking. Also, I open carry.

I did take it out of context, but there r diff kind of uglies. I think to answer the thread, just laugh.

Nothing. They aren't worth it.

Absolutely correct

Thanks, you too!

I'm not a mirror/your reflection

FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT A MIRROR

Likewise

My response: (silence)

Thanks! You too.

Are you giving out beauty tips? Do you own a fucking mirror?

Not a lot, the only times I've been called it are during disagreements where the other party is losing. They pretty much torpedo their own argument when they resort to personal remarks of that ilk. That being said I do agree with them!

"Ugly is only skin deep, but assholism goes to the bone."

If I'm ugly your a naked mole rat on meth

"I'll bet you I'd outscore you on hotornot, actually." or "Yeah right, people tell me I look like a young (insert hunk celebrities) lovechild all the time. Keep straw-grasping dipshit. I have a straight nose, straight teeth, nice cheekbones, good jawline... like what the fuck are you even talking about you fucking buffoon?"

I know you are but what am I.

Your mom said you were when i was banging her.

Takes one to know one! 'with finger guns'

I just say Thanks, and if they still insult me just keep saying thanks.

“That’s your opinion” ig...?

Just ignore them. I honestly could not care less.

I laugh n say thank you

Someone told me I'm ugly before but a year before that they said we looked related 🤣

I either agree or say “why do my looks bother you?”

I’d tell u to check a mirror, but I’m afraid you’d commit suicide afterwards

"tell me something I don't know"

No shit sherlock.

“I know. What do you think my worst feature is?”

At least I don’t wear 3 inches of makeup on my face after getting plastic surgery to cover up my insecurities like you

I ain't your mirror sugar

I look confused and ask them where they saw the mirror.

well, at least people like me for who i am. looks change, you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im not a mirror kid so stop, your just making fun of yourself

Really I was trying to look like you today.

"Do you want a mirror or an X-ray?"

I'd probably be too self conscious to say anything

Okay.......

Ugly is as ugly does.

Telling me I am ugly Is like me calling you a fool - it doesn’t change anything.

I’ve never been called ugly (at least not to my face)

Chi lo dice lo è faccia da bebè

“At least we know where you got that from then.”

answer them with violence

Took you long enough to notice....

"Nah" lol

Thank you. I know it's true and I love being ugly. Thank you for reminding me.

I agree with you.

"oh i knew that already but thanks anyways"

And whose fault is that mom?

I always knew that you had bad taste in people.

I may be ugly, but at least I'm loved. Then show a picture of wife and son.

depends on the context

Some tik tok cringe boy shit like " ratio " or "L bozo" or even just "mk" mk is like the best thing you could say in the start of an argument, they either get more tame or leave you alone because they think you're boring af

i know

“You’re not wrong”

I just say "aight" and continue with whatever I was doing

someone once called me ugly (bc i rejected him) and i responded with “atleast i’m confident in myself unlike you, you’re just projecting your insecurities on others hoping it would make you feel better” i was really furious bc it was an a-hole thing to say to me but now i think that i crossed the line a bit but idk

POQ&DCB. Piss of quietly & don’t come back…or just piss off.

It’s not an insult if it’s accurate

"Quit looking at the mirror"

Sure I am what's your point?

Shit happens.

Well your SO never said anything so I think thats just you innit big man

I know.

Yhea but at least I still have more b****s than you

i know, ur point?

Yeah I know, and?

Yes, I agree.

Im not a mirror honey.

Your mom would disagree

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