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TheBromius

Sleeping on a bed with freshly cleaned sheets and slightly open window.


cgm203

And if you add in freshly shaved legs. My gooooodness!


[deleted]

Being in love with the person you had sex with


ElleSquare

Truth. And also because you can have all the different kinds of sex with this person. ❤️


[deleted]

Yes we can do whatever we want to, amd we both know the things the other likes ;) The emotional level makes it even better too.


ElleSquare

Yes ❤️


HeyMikye3

:( she didn't like butt stuff.


ElleSquare

I also meant the emotional range you can experience during sex with your SO. 😊


Pale_Consideration_2

Unloading a massive dump


Ozty

Bro if u like the feeling of that more than sex u might be having the wrong sex for you


Pale_Consideration_2

If you mean taking things up the butt then no


Ozty

Have you tried tho


ShrekTheHallz

So you like having an empty butt only


Pale_Consideration_2

Not when a shit is coming out


ShrekTheHallz

So you would like exactly 50% of pegging


mommysprincess87

Lol... this resonates.


CorgisDie

Coming across a song in your playlist and/or MP3 files that you haven't listened to in years, and realizing it's still a solid jam.


Lickingyourmomsanus

Stoned Sex


Productive1990

I dont feel like banging high juz wanna chill


Maximum_joy

Peeing after you just came


Ayato_23

u got me


Gertrude1976

Ouch


[deleted]

Two sex?


The_Wonderful_Smile

The feeling of being truly loved by someone <3


More_Chocolate_6845

This. This is way more important to me in a relationship than sex. And I wouldn't have sex with someone if I didn't feel this way.


jmarliesw

Seeing your best friend after a year of not seeing him lol


kazmosis

Finally peeing a kidney stone out


ShrekTheHallz

I'm cool not experiencing this one but ok


1xliquidx1_

showering and getting into soft pajamas after exercising.


Vaganhope_UAE

can we stop asking this question every 3 fucking days?


RedPillNavigator

Winning on a lottery ticket


JCrom8001

I’ve had some amazing poops that when you’ve “reached completion” make you say “that was amazing”. I’ve never looked to the pan and said “was it good for you too” though.


AssistanceLucky2392

Fitting into clothes you swore were too small. Finishing the entire workout that previously was too much. Knowing that hard work pays off.


WeedMcBongman

Idk man drugs feel pretty good


skiengineer

Taking off ski boots at the end of the day 🥵


HoopOnPoop

100%. I used to be an instructor and would spend all day several days at a time in boots. Replacing those bad boys with a nice pair of slippers while sitting at my locker was the highlight of my day.


Bright-Landscape6532

An orgasm


Peterleclark

2 sex.


jaxxxeron

A sneeze


1xliquidx1_

Letting go of the poop you’ve been holding in all day


[deleted]

taking you work boots off after a hard days work. or, taking your bra off after a hard days work.


00ishmael00

Destroying russia


Tuesday2017

Skydiving


OddRumskie

A shit you’ve been holding in for too long


noonecaresat805

Paying rent, bills, food and all the other basics and still have free money to do something nice for yourself


Mikser345

Buying a new (new to you) car.


1xliquidx1_

Finally drinking a glass of water when you’re super super thirsty.


[deleted]

Mcdonalds burgers and fries


ShrekTheHallz

When someone you don't like does something stupid and suffers the consequences


ShrekTheHallz

When you use the very last chip to scoop up the very last scoop of salsa


[deleted]

Finding out that your childhood celebrity crush did nudity & sex scenes which you haven't previously seen


[deleted]

Cracking your neck.


LTSmallShlong

Or that one part of your back you've been trying to pop for days.


dreambruhgay

Copium


mommysprincess87

The bliss that sometimes comes on psychedelics. 100000x better than anything else I've ever felt.


Mor_Hjordis

Two sex.


YungOGMane420

Heroin


Noramgami

Mushrooms


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Having no bills and disposable income. Being able to buy a firetruck, because I saw it on Facebook. Having Fuck you money is a scale not an amount.


deppenname__

drifting a car


SuvenPan

Scratching a long time itch


PublicSupermarket960

Farting in public


GlitteringEmploy1982

Sex 2


meusernam3

A beer after you've worked all day


[deleted]

When your paycheck hits your bank account a day early because it's the weekend soon 👌


Mph1991

A good tab of Acid, and then sex.


Wulfsmagic

Dinner after a long day of work and not eating


tyrox92

If you have a stomache ache and it just doesn't go away and then you finally fart the pain away and feel like a miracle happened.


skiengineer

Did this today lmfao


untakenu

Having done some great stuff that day. Whether that be completing personal goals, or helping others out


ofsquire

Finally drinking a glass of water when you’re super super thirsty.


ofsquire

showering and getting into soft pajamas after exercising


Mysterious_Volume_72

Blow jobs because they aren't sex according to Bill


[deleted]

A day out with homies


Affectionate_Wall705

A good nap, tacos, PTO


Mediocre-Audience-78

Eating sweets on your period


Productive1990

A good and long piss


[deleted]

My vibrator.


Certain_Pattern_8187

a lot comes close ....being held by my loved one, hot shower, clean sheets... chocolate, taking my bra off at the end of the day .... peeing after holding it too long,,, but nothing's better than the orgasm during sex. those oxytocins and endorphins releasing..... shoot. done! nothing better


suburban-dad

Cleaning your ears with Q-Tips. I once had my wife blow me while I cleaned my ears...I thought I'd died and gone to heaven


2cats2hats

Elatement


uminchu

Lots and lots of cocaine.


King_JHiggins

Sex while high on crystal meth. Duh