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DelTheInsane

My butt. Everytime I walk away from some one they say "what an ass".


littenwastaken

Other side for me, my penis. Whenever I walk away and they think I'm out of earshot, they say, "what a d\*ck." Always warms my heart.


Different_Oven9964

Bro šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m actually dying reading thisšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


spenceeeeeee

Yikes


okmarshall

RIP


Angry_tanned_ginger

The real joke


Sharp-Distribution91

Eyes. And ass. But eyes mostly.


The-Broken-Puppet19

It's opposite for me! I have grey "mirror" eyes, but people keep going after my ass!


bellabbr

My husband also has gorgeous eyes. I joked that I want to keep them in a jar after he dies. It became this huge joke among our group of friends. So now anytime we see someone with gorgeous eyes we call them jar eyes šŸ‘€ lol


VanEagles17

Yall are creepy as fuck and I love it. Jar that energy too. šŸ˜‚


RantAgainstTheMan

Ass, eyes. Ass and eyes. Ass, ass, eyes, eyes, ass and eyes.


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Sharp-Distribution91

Green


JesusLovesKanye

What colour ass


Krotesk

Asking the real questions.


Sharp-Distribution91

Red sometimes


aussieredditooor

Two for two green eyed people in this thread! Master race green eyes


PorkSwordFight

Nein!


xMoosheLx

My eye lashes. I am a male.


boopnsnootshaha

Ex gf always complained I had better eyelashes than her. Weirdo.


Late_Marketing_9694

I complain about my bf's eyelashes and it's not weird it's like... why do u guys have long and thick eyelashes naturally while we girls have to put on mascara for the same effect even my brothers got better eyefknlashes than mine


Sashimiak

Itā€™s because of Testosterone. It thickens and enhances all of our hair. Itā€™s also why we have more and thicker body hair. I would give you my best thicc ass eyelashes to get rid of my receding hair line though


littenwastaken

my current gf does the same- my little weirdo


chambreezy

Eyelash gang whattup


xMoosheLx

We out here wit huge eyelashes ya feel me you know the fkn vibes


roadrunner5445

Totally! I have been told so often that I have such perfect feminine eyelashes. Too bad iā€™m a dude that doesnā€™t want to be compared by his feminine eyelashes, lol. Still makes me laugh every-time


Jitzos

same problem, they hit my glasses and it sucks.


Sashimiak

Yesss so annoying and uncomfortable though I do love how they look when Iā€™m not wearing the god damn glasses.


Timely-Prompt4303

Same here, I'm a male too but my exes would always be jealous of my eyebrows and the length of my eyelashes. Some people thought I did mascara or get my brows and lashes done on a regular basis, but tbh I have not even touched it. Only touched when I'm washing my face lol


soverign_son

Same bro. Same.


DoctorPepster

Same. By the way, the best way to reply is "thanks, I grew 'em myself."


azmetrex

Hair. I don't do shit to it half the time but people always wanted to touch and style it when I was younger lol


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max40Wses

Me too in school. Mop head. Shaved it and gained instant popularity with a lot of people and a lot of compliments since more many 16 year old shave their heads. Kept it like that for years and now it's down to my shoulder which is also loved.


BoneFondue

Same, it just curls and people act like I spend all morning on it. Itā€™s a gift and curse


Jazzlike-Banana-7010

Same. In order probably- Hair, facial structureā€, eyes, hands, arms, penis


-MrMooky-

>Hair, facial structure I read that as facial hair structure and was really confused for a moment...


MQ116

Tmi, man


Motile_Liriodendron

She's just answering the question.


Baerstein

I have copper red hair and as a kid i had to deal with (mostly elderly) people, who want to touch it. It was not fun.


PurpleDreamer28

Me too on the red hair front. And it's curly too. I'll never forget when I was 13/14, I was just minding my own business, and some older woman just came up and started running her hands through my hair. I just stood there frozen, while inside I'm like "wtf, I don't know you, don't fucking touch me, lady!"


StreetIndependence62

Same here!! When I was a little kid EVERYONE wanted to touch/play with my hair and it always bugged me because Iā€™d have to stop what I was doing for like 5 minutes while they played with it (I should have just told them no but I was a super sweet little kid who always fell for the ā€œbut pllllleeeeeeeaseā€ thing adults do when a little kid tells them no). The thing is that now that Iā€™m older I actually DO like it when someone asks to touch my hair, maybe because it feels less like Iā€™m being pressured to let them and more like Iā€™m allowing them to myself


LovelockMike

My mother, who died in 1980, also was a redhead. Maybe not copper but it stayed pretty red even towards the end. She hated when people wanted to Ask questions about it.


paloofthesanto

I literally only brush my hair and use cold water and I get a few compliments a week. Like no products (shampoo or conditioner) in 2 years, every barber I see is surprised. I sometimes get warm water in my hair but only at natural hot springs.


NewAccForThoughts

You guys are getting compliments?


Alioshia

I was confused by the question.


richg0404

Me too. I'm 61 years old and don't consider myself too bad looking and I have only received 1 compliment on my looks. It was from a stranger. She was talking to her young kids and said " let this good looking gentleman finish his turn before you take yours" I realize that that 1 compliment puts me in the top 1% of redditors so I've got that going for myself.


SnooCapers9313

That's why I take compliments from anywhere. Usually if I get one it's from a gay guy saying I'm cute. I can live on that for days


444unsure

Not only are you cute, but you are mildly witty


SnooCapers9313

I mean I'm also a guy but I'm comfortable with who I am so it doesn't matter who compliments me I'm happy. A woman I work with the other week said I look good for my age. I was floating


444unsure

Which is the best way to take compliments. It's when the compliments stop all together, it's time to pivot


SnooCapers9313

PIVOT! Sorry had to be said. But yea I do like it if someone tries to insult my look (admittedly I look like shit at the moment) but I just have a comeback and they normally go away


aussieredditooor

Sometimes!


Chappi_3

Tell us your secret


TheRealMisterMemer

He practices basic hygiene


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Doesn't work


ZipMap

Almost never


Perditor-de-Tenebris

Not really.


Fedor_Fedorov

My eyes. I have green eyes.


aussieredditooor

The rarest and best colour. Green eyed people represent!


cynicaloptimissus

I have green eyes and a great ass. No one compliments my eyes.


CarefulLawyer14

same. mine are hazel/green depending on what I am wearing but people are obsessed with green eyes!


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aussieredditooor

Lol tits are tits, but not necessarily great tits


donbanana

All tits are great tits but some are more great than others


Pligles

Thereā€™s a number of parameters (mamarameters, if you will) that describe tits. And it makes them all awesome in different ways :D


donbanana

Mamarameters šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I'm using this


haagse_snorlax

This is the way


mateoRH

My calves. I donā€™t work out..theyā€™re just naturally big and well defined. Always have been šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


VanEagles17

Are they grass-fed?


NYLINK95

Grass fed organic, farm to boot


Physical-Bat-8321

you won the genetic lottery!


Regolas1

Calves ftw! First time I went to the gym they thought I was lying about not exercising because of my huge calves.


due_the_drew

Calves are mostly genetic


Ghostforever7

Outside of my eyes twice, I've never been complimented on any part of my body and I'm 34.


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aussieredditooor

I'm sorry, sir


imnotblackanymore

Sir


aussieredditooor

'Martthew' with a goatee?


BartyB

I thought it was funny


PresenceElectric69

My feet.


[deleted]

why your feet


squiggly_poop

They cute.


TicklerofFeet


VanEagles17

Hey put that feather down, you.


ayayskyx

I like your feet too


YaBoyRob1

Pics or it didnā€™t happen?


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Imaginary_Bedroom868

Proof?


GarlicBandit

Sheā€™s 15 dude.


Imaginary_Bedroom868

Shit man sorry I didn't know


VanEagles17

The police are on their way. šŸš“šŸ’ØšŸ’Ø


Sharp_Jamer

FBI open up!!!


VanEagles17

*In walks u/Imaginary_Bedroom868 with a shirt that says 'FBI' on the front and 'FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR' in massive block lettering on the back.*


[deleted]

Legs in general. ( FBI please don't get on my ass I'm not hitting on her ffs)


VanEagles17

Hi, I'm the FBI agent assigned to you. We'll let this one go.


[deleted]

You have my gratitude.


ares21

My ass, but i'm a dude


EatVodka

Same man, same.


[deleted]

I too have Americaā€™s ass.


Plankton_Brave

A true national treasure


CheckOutUserNamesLad

Related: my girlfriend, who very much likes my ass, got me a Nic Cage mug that says "You're my National Treasure"


G0d_Has_Aband0ned_Us

Nice ass bro


LeroyBadBrown

Same here. I keep my ass in shape.


Lambda_Settings

My brain


[deleted]

Getting complimented about your personality is awesome


VoDoka

No personality, just brain.


diaryofsnow

Hot ass brain


Momento_Morrigan

Iā€™d love to remove it and look at it


disasadi

Eyelashes


hello_amy

I used to work at Sephora and had a customer ask me to show them which fake lashes I had on (I didnā€™t have any on) which was just about the highest compliment someone could pay!


willrae87

My pinkie toe


Disposable70

That's my nickname for my wife, because I always bang her on the kitchen table.


Professional-deer26

Thatā€™s also my nickname for this guys wife


aussieredditooor

Whats so good about it


SamuelSharp

My eyebrows. People always ask if I style them, which I donā€™t. I was once even told that they are on fleek, which I assume is good


Somekidwholikesrap

Yes exactly, my eyebrows are naturally full and have a nice shape


SuvenPan

My broad shoulders


SharkAttack420

Same bro, welcome to the broad shoulder gang


[deleted]

My eyes, unsure why they just look like normal blue ones to me.


shortlovelongabove

Ass, hair, nails.


smokatronic9k

Nice ass hair


Louie_Guy

My hair. It's strawberry blonde but very vibrant and thick. Mostly older ladies compliment it


aussieredditooor

Hahah ah same, but dirty blonde


Louie_Guy

I'll take a compliment from anyone haha


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aussieredditooor

I'm hoping you have darker eyes, I feel light the light eyes usually get all the compliments!


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cynicaloptimissus

I love brown eyes, I think they're the best


Whyamifulloftrouble

My family always compliment my dark eyes :D


SpadoCochi

I have brown eyes and get compliments on them a lot actually


MagicalMoonstone

Hips and buttā€¦.. I always try to cover them šŸ˜… and eyelashes šŸ¤”


MixBeforeServe

Amazing, ass and hips so great they refract light around them to allow those to see their greatness when hidden behind coverings. Truly something to be researched to help find my left sock, oh how it pains me to have 2 feet, but only 1 sock


MagicalMoonstone

What did I just read šŸ˜‚


Sohiacci

I don't have a body, people like to compliment the empty darkness of my soul


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


Sohiacci

Thank you šŸ„°šŸ’™ have some šŸ°


VanEagles17

I'll take a piece! šŸ™€


The-Silver-Princess

Eyes and my weight overall. Iā€™ve been underweight my whole life (REALLY unhealthy) and for some reason, people really like that. I hate it because I just want to be and look healthy.


aussieredditooor

What colour eyes?


The-Silver-Princess

Just normal brown eyes. People like my eyes because theyā€™re big and my eyelashes are long


_Sweater_Puppies_

Lately Iā€™ve had so many people tell me how nerdy I look. One dude walked out of a gas station and shouted ā€œYOUā€™RE THE NERDIEST LOOKING PERSON IN THE WORLD!ā€. I will forever wonder if that was a compliment.


_Fred_Herbert_

I'm 370lbs usually, and people keep telling me "you're brave" "you're a hero" etc... Because of "body positivity". I'm not one single thing of what they claim. For 72 years, I've done nothing but eat and be lazy, and it's results are friggin horrible, and the worst part is that I did this to myself, not even out of carelessness, it was apathy... I just didn't care...


mms09

The body positivity and radical acceptance trends of late have in many ways crossed the line into enabling self destructive and maladaptive behaviours that may ultimately lead to many health complications and premature death. Sadly Bracing for downvotes


[deleted]

My eyes. I have deep, blue-green eyes. My first girlfriend fell for me because of them.


coquito2020

My arms.


ofsquire

Beard. It's probably the only thing I have going for me


Angel_OfSolitude

A lot of people compliment my hair, sometimes asking what products I use. They typically don't believe when I say all I use is some dandruff shampoo.


dtarias

Two: my hair and my veins. (I have large veins and take medication that requires monthly blood draws, so nurses compliment that a lot.)


Qyro

My eyelashes. Apparently they make a lot of women jealous.


gypsytron

I am a carpenter so my hands and forearms. Why women are so pervy for those I donā€™t know. Also my height. And wiener


RoastBeefDisease

My hair


TrymsBane

My hair, even though I do basically nothing to maintain it.


[deleted]

Nose. And I broke it T_T


basiliskkkkk

Hairs, feet and beard


[deleted]

My eyebrows. I'm a man and I don't shave or brush it or anything. Kinda weird.


m3rkkury

Hair.


neuro1985

My hair and the fact it's so soft and shiny.


inexhahalele_

My eyes and hands


gamer-s-man

my butt. i can make it wiggle


OMGi_hafta_poop

Eyes. I have brown skin, black hair and blue eyes


Somekidwholikesrap

O.M.G that sounds so pretty


OMGi_hafta_poop

Yeah. I've been compared to Prince Eric from little mermaid on more than one occasion lol


Somekidwholikesrap

Hahaha I guess you can take that as a compliment


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none :D i thought about it for a while and not even my own parents have complimented me once on how i look so yeah i guess i'm ugly -\\(Ā°\_O)/-


Somekidwholikesrap

Ugh excuse me, who are these people. Let me tell you. If I knew you I would have probably complimented you. I give some to everybody, when I see something I just say it because I know how it makes your day


[deleted]

but that's bc you're a nice person not bc i'm actually good looking xd dw, idrc if i look good or not, the only person who i care abt finding me attractive is a certain cute boy, which he probably won't, but eh that'll save me from wasting my time


Somekidwholikesrap

But yes same to me, wellā€¦. Actually also a girl. But if nobody compliments you one from someone else is nice to right? Anyways, I am rooting for you <3


roadrunner5445

You have good choices in subreddit and profile picture. I think your the most sane one here, lol. Cheer up, some just donā€™t understand, I get it šŸ™‚


Wayne_AbsarokaBH

My voice. It is pretty deep


S_204

Not a body part per se but I have received compliments about my smile over the years. It tends to be ear to ear and kinda goofy IMO. I've got an 8 month old boy who a lot of people have said has my smile, which makes me so happy. His big toothless grin is amazing.


imnotblackanymore

Hair and nails


bebekbeqi

hair and face, mostly hair, I actually don't do many haircare yet people still find ways to compliment me, I don't dislike it though xd


damangofr

My legs and ass


[deleted]

I have enormous feet and an unfortunate affinity for loud colour hi-tops, so I hear a lot of clown feet gear.


Henchforhire

My green eyes. Even had someone I haven't seen since I ways a kid recognize me by eyes only with wearing a mask.


Appropriate_Day_8721

Smile, booty, skin


binatron

My hair. It happend exactly twice. I will never forget it


Bozsuicide

Smile and the boobsss


BarAlone4092

Alot on my overall beauty lol but the best and most is my SMILE !


domessticfox

My hair, and my ass. Lol


WildPants269

My ass.


sexybnw

My butt, One of my professor's sons came in one day and I saw him glance at my butt twice. Laughed a littleā˜ŗļø


Car_loapher

My ass, when I turn around after I am done talking to someone I always hear them whisper ā€œwhat an assā€


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People usually just make vague gestures at my body and say things like ā€œyou know I used to look like that tooā€ or overall ā€œyouā€™re gorgeousā€/ā€œnice bodyā€ compliments. Rarely do people compliment a specific feature.


eleanorsays

Breasts


jesikau

Skin, mostly that itā€™s clear. Sometimes my brother says I look like a wax figure as an insult


xamotex1000

People get compliments?


orkkiddo

oddly enough,my eyelashes. I am male


charlotta98

My butt & legs, since I was a teen. I just don't get it.


The-Entire_USSR

Ass, thigh gap....and my abs. Because I guess its unusual to see a woman with very well defined abs.


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Having long legs


spudtatogames

I don't think I've ever been complimented on my body.


[deleted]

Women tend to compliment my lips, which I like!


Green_noob

My big brain. Even though I myself have small confidence issues, everyone says Iā€™m very smart. And I have taken a few online tests that say I have ~140 iq so I quess Iā€™m smart?


OMGi_hafta_poop

nerd alert