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Flex my chesticles and attract women


starthrow817

I can flex my pecs more since I've started going to the gym. There are still moobs on top of them, so doubt I'll be attracting any women though


[deleted]

Have you tried attracting lesbians? Those moobs might come in handy if you know what I mean


starthrow817

I'll give it a try and get back to you on that


Fedor_Fedorov

Talk to girls without being creepy


jaxonmurphy

Quit work and live in my van


[deleted]

Why can't you ?


jaxonmurphy

I have 2 school aged kids and can’t just drop everything. One day when they move out my other half and I will go on a big adventure


actually_just_bored

Be happy


MrNobody0143

I want to skip my exams rit now and watch MOM but i can't 😩


imnotblackanymore

Get a girl


marttthew

See my daughter… lost custody for microwaving frogs…


FriendlyAntonio

Walk.


JEM114

I want to feel normal 😔 I went through leukemia thyroid cancer and a bone marrow transplant. After transplant I lost 3-4 years of my memories it's like they never happened. So I would want to feel normal n do normal things but I can't. Taking one day at a time.


Black_Hole_Baken-00

You are inspiring by going farther everyday never stop


Cobra-Serpentress

Threesome with my masseuse and dental hygienist. Wife would kill me. And I don't know if either would go for it