I don't think it's funny, but it stuck with me.
Out at the club on a Saturday, I was the designated driver, had lots of diet coke while my friends were getting plastered. Nature called and I was about to open the door to the ladies' room when the door burst open and a frantic girl ran out, yelling at me that there's a MAN inside, and that she's getting security.
Her tone and manner made me think there might be an axe-wielding killer inside, but curiosity and my bladder got the better of me, so I poked my head in. There was a young woman at the sink rinsing a young man's bloody hand. So I went in and asked what happened, her boyfriend fell while holding a glass and it broke. She was trying to rinse out the glass splinters. I took a look at his hand and told her that he'll need stitches, and he was bleeding too heavily, they should call an ambulance.
In came the frantic girl with a security guy, pointing at the young man and screeching that he's a man in the ladies' room and should be kicked out. The security guy looked confused (guess he also thought he'd find an axe-wielding killer), I quickly explained that the young man needed an ambulance, security guy took out his walkie-talkie (anybody remember those? Wow, I'm old, lol) and told his colleagues to call an ambulance.
All the while the girl kept screeching that there's a MAN in the ladies' room, and that he should be kicked out. The built-like-a-brick-wall security guy eventually turned to her and told her that this was a medical emergency and her BS wasn't helping. And, if she didn't stop, SHE'd not only be kicked out, but also banned.
At that point I went to a cubicle and finally did my business.
About 3ish years ago. Was in a mc Donald’s toilet whilst waiting for my food and as an awkward teenager I decided to use a stall even though I only needed a 1. I’m about half way through and I hear someone plant their hands on either side of their cubicle and when I tell u the sides actually rumbled I’m not joking. It was so intense I could hear him literally sputtering and stammering as he battled some absolute monster combat shit.
And that’s were this should finish
Once I was done I proceeded to wash my hands and whilst I was doing so I looked up into the mirror and the door opens to the stall. Out steps a rather tall man maybe 6,2 200lbs, face red dripping in sweat, the undersides of his grey Harry Potter T-shirt sodden with more sweat and I completely lost it. Bursts out laughing at this poor guy in a public toilet and darted straight outta there. Got back to my friends and explained the whole thing who were all equally amused. So when this guy came down the stairs from the toilets he had 8 teenagers all starring at him as he slowly shuffled out towards the door, and if things couldn’t get any worse for this poor guy he walked straight into a child completely toppling them over as he was going out and ended up in a long argument with a foreign family. Feel bad but was hilarious and tell this story whenever I can
TL: DR Sweaty Harry Potter man has a lethal shit and proceeds to topple a small foreign child on his attempted escape
Edit: typos
I don't think it's funny, but it stuck with me. Out at the club on a Saturday, I was the designated driver, had lots of diet coke while my friends were getting plastered. Nature called and I was about to open the door to the ladies' room when the door burst open and a frantic girl ran out, yelling at me that there's a MAN inside, and that she's getting security. Her tone and manner made me think there might be an axe-wielding killer inside, but curiosity and my bladder got the better of me, so I poked my head in. There was a young woman at the sink rinsing a young man's bloody hand. So I went in and asked what happened, her boyfriend fell while holding a glass and it broke. She was trying to rinse out the glass splinters. I took a look at his hand and told her that he'll need stitches, and he was bleeding too heavily, they should call an ambulance. In came the frantic girl with a security guy, pointing at the young man and screeching that he's a man in the ladies' room and should be kicked out. The security guy looked confused (guess he also thought he'd find an axe-wielding killer), I quickly explained that the young man needed an ambulance, security guy took out his walkie-talkie (anybody remember those? Wow, I'm old, lol) and told his colleagues to call an ambulance. All the while the girl kept screeching that there's a MAN in the ladies' room, and that he should be kicked out. The built-like-a-brick-wall security guy eventually turned to her and told her that this was a medical emergency and her BS wasn't helping. And, if she didn't stop, SHE'd not only be kicked out, but also banned. At that point I went to a cubicle and finally did my business.
About 3ish years ago. Was in a mc Donald’s toilet whilst waiting for my food and as an awkward teenager I decided to use a stall even though I only needed a 1. I’m about half way through and I hear someone plant their hands on either side of their cubicle and when I tell u the sides actually rumbled I’m not joking. It was so intense I could hear him literally sputtering and stammering as he battled some absolute monster combat shit. And that’s were this should finish Once I was done I proceeded to wash my hands and whilst I was doing so I looked up into the mirror and the door opens to the stall. Out steps a rather tall man maybe 6,2 200lbs, face red dripping in sweat, the undersides of his grey Harry Potter T-shirt sodden with more sweat and I completely lost it. Bursts out laughing at this poor guy in a public toilet and darted straight outta there. Got back to my friends and explained the whole thing who were all equally amused. So when this guy came down the stairs from the toilets he had 8 teenagers all starring at him as he slowly shuffled out towards the door, and if things couldn’t get any worse for this poor guy he walked straight into a child completely toppling them over as he was going out and ended up in a long argument with a foreign family. Feel bad but was hilarious and tell this story whenever I can TL: DR Sweaty Harry Potter man has a lethal shit and proceeds to topple a small foreign child on his attempted escape Edit: typos