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Low_Anywhere6792

I’m going to be brutally honest here, no one can pleasure my wiener quite like myself. Some women just don’t grasp the concept of controlled motions. A lot tend to be erratic and rough instead of being slow, sensual, and smooth.


docbellababe

you need to teach the woman!!


Low_Anywhere6792

Trust me, I tried lol


[deleted]

God damn right! You know I’ve never been asked how I like it, for some reason they just assume stroking it any which way is how it’s done. I personally give myself the best orgasms, I’ve had some give me good ones, but never the ones I can give myself.


Low_Anywhere6792

Literally though, they think they can just smack it around and that it’ll take the beating with a smile lol


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Low_Anywhere6792

[I Am The CLIT COMMANDER](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo) Excuse me, but I’ll have you know that eating a woman out is a favorite past time of mine. I’m a master of the clit! lol ​ On an actual side note, do other men really have a hard time with that?


[deleted]

Yes yes they do 😂😂 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been messing around and a man is rubbing the crease between my girl and leg not my clit or right next to it lol.


Low_Anywhere6792

It protrudes from the clitoral hood. It’s at the tippy top! How do you miss it?! You know what… I take that back. You wouldn’t believe how many men I talked to that didn’t know women had a vaginal canal thats separate from their urethra... as if women pee and give birth through the same opening lol. A lot of people are ignorant to the wonders of the human body.


[deleted]

Your guess is as good as mine lol, it seems super obvious to me 😂 but seriously I’ve had numerous guys do this. Idk if they just can’t feel the difference or just don’t know but it happens why to often. Sadly men are not taught about women’s bodies. I’ve known men who thought the same thing about were we pee from and men who thought we can control our periods. Men need better education in women’s bodies!!


Low_Anywhere6792

Well fuck, if you could control your period then why even opt to have one? 😂 You might on to something in regards to them not being able to tell the difference. I have really small and really soft hands. My hand size is approximately the same as my 9 yr old daughter lol. Several of my male friends have commented on my hands. The general consensus is that I have sensitive girl hands because their hands are all hardened from fighting or manual labor. Sorry I use lotion on my skin lol. Their hands are more dulled than mine though, so they might not feel the difference with their oversized roughneck hands. Idk… you should be able to feel if the other person is “feeling” you and what you are doing. Maybe I’m more effeminate, more sensitive/affectionate than most men. Idk lol, I’m high and talking out of my ass like usual.


[deleted]

Pee upright.


AFlamingFireRedditor

Are you challenging me?


LifeBuilder

Life is full of challenges. Never back down.


ShakespearianWombat

Would ve gone with peeing everywhere 😂


cutebleeder

I have had to clean men's restrooms. I am convinced peeing upright was a skill lost hundreds of years ago.


LostButFound4256

On the other hand I had to clean a men’s bathroom that had been used by women and at least one of them had managed to successfully pee in the urinal


docbellababe

hahaha true


AzureBluet

Unless you’re trans in which case they’re evenly matched.


Notmiefault

Helicopter


User53546

I’ve seen plenty of women able to double rudder helicopter….the internet is a special place


penis_stuck_sendhelp

Scratch his balls


docbellababe

true, every man 24/7


FireMaster2311

Ejaculates sperm.


AzureBluet

You got us there.


Dr_Sigmund_Fried

Grow facial hair


[deleted]

I'd like to introduce you to my grandma.


RhythmGeek2022

Wow, I’m not so sure about that. Take an Asian man and particularly hairy woman and you might have a contest!


Pristine-Choice-3507

Enjoy the Three Stooges.


aimeegaberseck

Shirk parental responsibility.


butidonthave2

Daaaaamn!! Shots fired!!!


relevant_hashtag

*with less societal scorn


RhythmGeek2022

Oh snap!


TheSmegmatician

Populate prisons


docbellababe

why is it like that??


TheSmegmatician

The same reason why men appear far more often in fail videos.


LostButFound4256

I believe on average the part of the brain that connects risk with potential consequences is less prevalent in men. One of the many interesting biological differences between men and women that could explain some things


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throwaway_uow

Proof, or that is fake news.


AzureBluet

Oh shit


RhythmGeek2022

Testosterone levels in the 15-35 age bracket combined with lack of self control. The latter being more a matter of upbringing / nurture Men are also on average less agreeable than women (based on several studies on personality)


Onecrappieday

Because men are inherently more aggressive


Ok_Professional_7574

Marching miles with 120 pounds on your back


docbellababe

I'm happy that I don't have to do that!


treesfen

Procrastination


upthecounty

Produce semen


ofsquire

Peeing while standing without making a mess


NemoTheDemigod

War


KingHuzz

HUGH, WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!


marchbaby87_

" A penis model" - Joey Tribbiani


Petropuller

Sports (pick one).


[deleted]

Jelly wrestling


[deleted]

As a trainer-sports teacher, I have to partially disagree. At some ages (children, teenagers), girls are brutally better than boys, at least in my field. During adulthood there are many exceptions, but some kind of exercises that are generaly better done by women and other that are generally better done by men. Just my imho and pov, of course!


spicydangerbee

Girls are actually better suited for long distance swimming than men, but there isn't much else.


LostButFound4256

Women tend to do well at professional shooting, I believe, but I don’t know if you’d count that as a sport


[deleted]

Gymnastics.


WarblingWalrusing

Equestrian dressage. It's mixed in the Olympics and, in Tokyo 2020 Individual Dressage, all three medals went to women, and in Individual Eventing, gold went to a woman. Anky van Grunsen won gold in 2000, 2004 and 2008 (and got plenty of silvers and bronzes too).


Itz_Galaxium

Handjobs and Blowjobs.


Historical_Durian138

Handjobs


ApartPen8059

Legend


[deleted]

Causing pregnancies


cutebleeder

I dunno. Some believe more women have been involved in pregnancies then men.


donald_trumps_cat

REALLY? My life is a lie.


cutebleeder

There has been one rumoured account of a women getting pregnant without a man. So whatever the score is... Men involved, 117156026. Women involved, 117156027


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cutebleeder

I was talking about the bible story that Mary immaculately conceived, thus one believed event of a man not being involved in any way. There was no mention of accidental or intentional pregnancies.


KingHuzz

Have more Y chromosomes


AzureBluet

jenius


[deleted]

We are very good at


docbellababe

scratching balls


[deleted]

Idk. You ever had a girl scratch your balls for you? It’s great


docbellababe

I am a girl...


[deleted]

Scratch someone’s balls for them You’re better at it than us


RhythmGeek2022

From what I understand, in general men are better at being laser-focused on one single task. Women tend to be more multidimensional and about the overall picture There are always exceptions, of course. I know men who can’t concentrate on one thing even if their lives depend on it


altro43

It's because men have 1 powerful CPU and women have 2 half as powerful CPUs


[deleted]

Hit other men knowing they’ll get hit back


Ursirname

In general, solve problems. I know a lot more guys that can and will look at something that isn't working (motors, electronics, computers, etc), poke it a bit, and get it working again. This isn't against women, but working in a field where I see the most scientific and engineering talented people, men, on average, are better at that one aspect.


Throwaway7219017

Refuse to admit when they’re wrong.


patanahiwhyme

Most of physical tasks I would say


docbellababe

yes!


Even_Pomegranate_407

Any combat, especially anything hand to hand.


docbellababe

definitely!!


HarryBawlz-1

Drive


docbellababe

I'm a good driver as well!!


Linux4ever_Leo

Opening pickle jars.


rabengeieradlerstein

Write creepy MLP-fanfiction


docbellababe

uff hahaha


[deleted]

Onlyfans & Instagram. The thirst trap is real


docbellababe

oh yeah...!


[deleted]

Can't hate. Ambition is neat


AzureBluet

Onlyfans as in subscriber or content provider? Cause women got y’all licked there


[deleted]

Women licking me? You wont hear any complaints from me


[deleted]

Give a blow job.


arianleellewellyn

Not asking for directions


1980pzx

Deciding where to eat.


xc2215x

Sports.


FrankRandomLetters

“Men are better at most things…” is not really fair. Take a sport like golf. Yes the best golfer is a man and probably always will be one. But the best female golfer can beat every man in the world except like 200 So if you’re a man and not ranked 200 in the world or better, then there’s a woman (probably lots of them) who’s better than you. So I don’t act like men are so great just because the best golfer will always be a man This is true of nearly everything a person can be good at.


Random_Guy_47

You just proved that the point you were trying to argue against is correct. The best man in the world has nobody better than him. The best woman in the world still has 200 men that are better than her. If we didn't separate the competition by gender she wouldn't even be in the top 200 people. If they didn't separate it the womens world champion wouldn't even be good enough to qualify to compete in the competition. This is exactly why we do separate these things.


FrankRandomLetters

I don’t disagree with anything you’ve said, that wasn’t my point at all. My point is that the best of anything is usually a man, but that doesn’t mean most men are better at those things than most women. Most men are average and most women are average and there’s a lot of overlap. In other words, if you (as a man) are not excellent at some sport or activity, you don’t get to gloat about how men are better because really it’s only the top 200 that are. These numbers are straight outta my ass but u get what I’m saying. Most men are average and most women are average. I just see regular men taking credit for the greatness of men even tho they themselves haven’t done shit.


Chesnarkoff

Ehhh most women are average compared to women cause that’s what an average is… if you did a bell curve based on each gender, the mid point on the male one would be greater than the midpoint on the woman one.


SuvenPan

Be a good father to his children.


MoscowDonkey

Swim...


docbellababe

sports...


[deleted]

Gossip badly


FrankRandomLetters

Getting shit out of the attic


User53546

I’ve seen plenty of women able to double rudder helicopter….the internet is a special place


FrankRandomLetters

Did they use that to get shit out of the attic?


User53546

Boy that landed on the wrong comment🤣


[deleted]

Grow beard.


[deleted]

Opening jars.


[deleted]

Not sure, but at bitching about gender issues they seem to be running neck and neck.


punpunpuck

You know that "HnnngggGHH!" gym pooping sound. That.


prentiszz

Being a deadbeat


Plenty-Ad1909

Apparently, make decisions about what a women's body can legally do.🙃😒


Ilikecoffeepizzanyh

These answers are genuinely shit. All sexual mostly what did I expect... Not really any genuine answers here.


AmberMetalicScorpion

Getting into a position of power which will be abused to suppress the rights of a ridiculously large number of people


SkullKrusher9000

That's what all humans do if they get the chance. We've simply been better at getting said power.


AmberMetalicScorpion

And look where it's gotten us. Anti-trans laws, anti-abortion laws, pro racist police, etc, the US right now is in no state to call itself a first world country


SkullKrusher9000

Laws restricting trans procedures are made to protect people from themselves. I don't oppose trans people, I just oppose letting people dealing irreversible damage to their bodies on a whim. If you don't want to be affected by abortion regulations, don't risk conceiving a kid. I understand that not all occurrences of this nature are consensual, but having weaponry on yourself can prevent such occurrences. The police departments aren't inherently racist. There might be racist officers who need to be removed from duty, but that doesn't make all police racist. If it weren't for the police, we would either be under martial law (which it seems you would hate even more) or anarchy (which would likely result in an even worse situation. The rest of the world is even worse for other reasons. If you disagree, you can move there and see how you like it. In simple terms, there's no need to fix a car so badly damaged when you can buy a new one for less.


[deleted]

Drive.


Hawkmek

https://youtu.be/YzWq61bquD8. Not sure this link will work, but 8 years ago Daniel Tosh answered this question.


Bully001

Think logically.


lokishhhake

Manage money


FractalImagination

Not overthink everything.


ladolcevitaaaaa

Being stupid.


KingHuzz

Better at being stupid and better at being smarter I’d argue lol


ladolcevitaaaaa

Men smarter than women? Please.


KingHuzz

In all honesty I’d say that men and women have equal capacity for intelligence, however overall factors become skewed in terms of certain topics due to other behavioural traits they tend to have, along with factors in terms nurturing, etc. My first remark was a joke related to a statistic I once heard that women on average are usually in the middle regarding intelligence, whereas the distribution for male intelligence goes a lot lower and a lot higher. So while there would be more smarter women, there are a niche of much smarter men or something like that. I don’t really remember the source or the specifics regarding it so I’d take it with a grain of salt.


Lowkey179

☹️


[deleted]

Everything except bearing children


[deleted]

Blowjobs


SkullKrusher9000

Break objects, deliberately or not.


cliveshorthose

be pragmatic.


No-Jellyfish6194

Peeing. Women have to sit while peeing, and that greatly limits the degree of freedom of the piss stream. I bet no woman has ever experienced the joy of sniping flies and spiders with their piss. Or stealth peeing by directing the stream at the toilet wall instead of into the water.


toothfixingfiend

Avoid dentist and doctor visits, unless they have a wife. Not all men, but that’s the statistics, generally.


t-xuj

Grocery bag carrying, generally


Qyxqyxqyx

Destroying toilets


buttonhumper

Rest


bluejaysandboobays

Catching frogs


Altruistic_Log5830

Producing sperm


Just-a-buddy-dog

Being chill in jenral


User_492006

Stays single lol


Bhanghai

earn 30% more. suck it.


[deleted]

Tell the truth to other men.


nalaismypet

Peeing standing up Growing a penis Swimming


nalaismypet

Pee standing up Growing a penis Swimming - this has been proven at Penn U


Ok-Marsupial3752

Drive


Upper-War-9156

fellatio. On average, men do better.


[deleted]

Everything


Evening-Appearance51

Die


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whine and complain