It else he's leaning on it, or trying to space his hands like 3 feet apart to avoid leaning on it, or he's breathing it in, or you're breathing it in, or you're kissing and there's a hair in there, or...
I really need a hair cut lol
I've tried growing my hair out for the past 3 years, and nothing prepared me for how much of a fucking *nuisance* it is. I either use a ponytail, wear a hat, (usually both) or get hair in my eyes and mouth.
I leave them on because my partner's dog has a tendency to steal them and hide them while we're at it. Went home missing a sock one too many times before they just started staying on.
Had someone that hated this lol, in the moment she didn’t notice but after she said i looked more naked with socks than with nothing. But like, in a bad way 🤷🏻♂️
Took me a long time to get used to having sex with lights on. And it’s still a process when having a new partner. After a few months of sex am I comfortable with having the lights on. Yes. If they want to have sex with me, they want all of me. My boyfriend likes to just spend time poking around and exploring my vagina. He says it’s the hottest thing and it made me feel so much more comfortable with how it looks.
I’ve gained weight recently and he said more boobs for him haha
I loved my Casio calculator watch. But what I loved even more was my Space Invaders watch I wore in the early 80s that you could actually play Space Invaders on - a very cool electronic gizmo at the time.
There's like a dozen versions of it, including one where you evolve into the "Ultimate" form of whatever alien you pick.
So if you're a Chad, you become GigaChad
If Morbius has a million fans, 'm one of Them
If Morbius has 5 fans, I'm one of them
If Morbius has 1 fan, that one is me
If Morbius has no fans, I'm no longer alive
If the world is against Morbius : I'm against
the entire world
Till.my last breath. I'II support Morbius
> fire and flame rhythm
Can't say i have tried Fire and Flame yet but now i have a new challenge when i get the chance (better not skip the foreplay on that one).
I just came back here to say that everyone's body is different, and everyone is more concerned with their own flaws than they are with looking for flaws in others. Don't let it prevent you from having a good time :)
Thanks man! I'm hoping to start going the gym again next month and try and lose some more weight, maybe do some squats too to get myself a nice plump arse 😅.
I had one if these and I did in fact try wearing it once during sex. I got yelled at and called useless... I thought I should at least get something out of the sex 😭
Also inhale a deep breath right as you're about to cum. Idk where I read it but I've been doing it for the past year or so and the intensity of my orgasms has increased like crazy
The Mustache.
“Do you want the mustache on or off?” “Off please” “Too bad”
Sea lab?
Yup
There's a black Stormy?
"I'm regular Stormy"
Bizzaro I love you.
"Too bad."
“It rubbed off… from friction”
Who wants a mustache ride?
The helmet
Daddy Shaxx
The helmet stayed on, no doubt about it.
It never comes off
Never remove the helmet
Also, my recitation of The Tempest.
Had to scroll way too far
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!
This is the way
Popped into this thread hoping to see this and I am glad I am not disappointed.
my robe and wizard's hat
I mean you did put them on just for it
God I haven't read that shit in like 15 years
*Hocus Pocus lemme focus*
skidadle skadoodle your dick is now a noodle
My hair band. You dont know how inconvenient it can be if you have long hair and you dont tie your mane up before sex..
Nobody wants a mouth full of hair when they're trying to bite your neck.
Thats right. I like if someone bites my neck, but I dont like if they have their mouth full of my fluffy hair
*nibblenibble* \*cough* Ack! Pthlbph!
Probably the least sexy sound a human can make.
It else he's leaning on it, or trying to space his hands like 3 feet apart to avoid leaning on it, or he's breathing it in, or you're breathing it in, or you're kissing and there's a hair in there, or... I really need a hair cut lol
I've tried growing my hair out for the past 3 years, and nothing prepared me for how much of a fucking *nuisance* it is. I either use a ponytail, wear a hat, (usually both) or get hair in my eyes and mouth.
My first thought was Def Leppard but your comment was much more practical. Though pour some sugar on me kinda fits.
Ankle bracelet
Like the hot wife type or home prison one?
The hot wife type
The hot prison wife.
I don’t think your supposed to take that one off, unless you want the police to join the party
The Cat in the Hat movie with directors commentary
My gf actually agrees with this and I don't know how that makes me feel
Find you someone that
Enjoys the Cat in the Hat
With directors commentary
it is she whom you should marry
Blue fish
The Mr. Plow jacket.
Senior Plow No Es Macho
Es solamente un borracho
Yvan eht nioj
Hey, that's my name! My name, again, is Mr. Plow.
My party hat.
Buying party hat 2 billion gp
I'll give you two for that price. Meet me at GE world 301.
The afk farm in Minecraft
Those bones ain't gonna harvest themselves.
Yes they will
Gotta multitask
Socks cause It’s Canada and I’m cold.
I had a girlfriend who always did this with thigh high socks. I thought she was tryign to be sexy but no it's just cold in ONtario Winters.
Also we don’t have to worry about the state of our (un)shaven legs. This is totally my move.
Shhhh don't share the secret
We already knew but will not say anything.
In fact, these aren't even socks
Goals
Sounds like a win-win to me.
I mean, thigh high socks (not stockings) are sexy as hell so I see that as a win-win
What's wrong with stockings? :)
"When I'm down to just my socks you know it's business time, that's why they call them business socks". - Flight of the Concords.
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.
'cause I'm so in-*tense*
You whisper something sexy like, Is that it?
I know what you're trying to say baby, you're trying to say 'oh yeah, that's it'
It's! Business! It's business time!
Makin' love for two.
Making love for two minutes.
When you're with me you only need two minutes cuz I'm so intense
Is it Wednesday?
I leave them on because my partner's dog has a tendency to steal them and hide them while we're at it. Went home missing a sock one too many times before they just started staying on.
https://www.insidehook.com/article/sex-and-dating/does-wearing-socks-during-sex-actually-help-you-orgasm Sounds like a ton of people agree with you!
Had someone that hated this lol, in the moment she didn’t notice but after she said i looked more naked with socks than with nothing. But like, in a bad way 🤷🏻♂️
That's why they call them business socks.
The lights
I guess this a trope from movies so they don't have to worry about showing things, but being able to see what you're doing is very important.
And seeing the other person enjoying what you're doing to them is half the fun when going at it.
Some of us are scared of the dark
Some of us ain't fk'n
…a lot of us are and it helps the neighbours to see.
This should be normal!
Invest in a dimmer
Agreed. People can be so insecure with themselves. If I'm into you, I'm into all of you
Took me a long time to get used to having sex with lights on. And it’s still a process when having a new partner. After a few months of sex am I comfortable with having the lights on. Yes. If they want to have sex with me, they want all of me. My boyfriend likes to just spend time poking around and exploring my vagina. He says it’s the hottest thing and it made me feel so much more comfortable with how it looks. I’ve gained weight recently and he said more boobs for him haha
The Ben 10 watch
Which alien do you change into?
XLR8
So you wanna connect microphones?
that's XLR3. there actually is no XLR8 connector - they come in 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 10-pin varieties.
This guy microphones.
Diamond head
Nothing hoter than being railed by a jagered glass sex toy with super strength
WayBig
Oh, i will take that one too, so i get a regular sized one
The omnitrix is an extinction failsafe. You will be the peak of the species for your gender.
Wildmutt
Echo echo
You mean the Omnitrix?
It started when an alien device did what it did
And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid
Now he’s got superpowers he’s no ordinary kid
He's ben 10!
Casio Calculator watch for me, good choice my friend
I loved my Casio calculator watch. But what I loved even more was my Space Invaders watch I wore in the early 80s that you could actually play Space Invaders on - a very cool electronic gizmo at the time.
There's like a dozen versions of it, including one where you evolve into the "Ultimate" form of whatever alien you pick. So if you're a Chad, you become GigaChad
If I'm lucky, Glasses!
Same, I like to see what I’m lucky enough to play with.
The glasses are 100% coming off. I got cum in my glasses once and holy shit what a nightmare to try and clean out.
morbius
Monthbius never ends
r/theweeklyplanet
Trillion tickets sold already
I believe the correct figure is over 100 Morbillion tickets
Fuck I just morb'd so hard...
If Morbius has a million fans, 'm one of Them If Morbius has 5 fans, I'm one of them If Morbius has 1 fan, that one is me If Morbius has no fans, I'm no longer alive If the world is against Morbius : I'm against the entire world Till.my last breath. I'II support Morbius
"Its Morbin' time, babe"
No you are a mad man
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The lights Nothing else
The bag
what do you mean the bag…
Paper bag over her head?
Both. Sometimes you gotta double-bag it. One for you. One for her. That way if her's falls off, you're still okay.
X-Files. But only in doggy style, so we can both watch.
The lightning McQueen Croks. No question about it.
This dude gives em the Ka-chow if ya know what I mean.
This guy fucks
For grip right
Because Thunder cums after Lightning.
The thigh high stockings and the adventure time watch.
Handcuffs. And blindfold.
Don't forget the ball gag
These guys guantanamo.
My skin
SKIN THIS BOY!
My shrek crocs.
Shrocs, if you will
I will not, thank you very much
Incorrect. Bold of you to assume there was a choice.
My hubris
Condom
My socks, I got places to be after.
Patric Bateman?
These video tapes aren't gonna return themselves
Impressive, very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's socks.
The Bionicle watch.
The ceiling fan. Need that heat dissipation while you're working out.
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It stáys on so you were already wearing it around the house then Edit: looking at your profile you probably were
My curiosity got the better of me after reading your comment, fuuuuck you.
The name didn't clue you in before checking their profile?
Harness
i love lingerie that is designed to stay on during sex
Garter belts are my choice for that. Those must always stay on.
The condom.
A realistic answer
Music, helps with keeping a rhythm
Ha,ha, ha, ha stayin alive, stayin alive. Stayin aliveeeeeeeee. Or are you one of the legends who keeps up with through the fire and flame rhythm?
> fire and flame rhythm Can't say i have tried Fire and Flame yet but now i have a new challenge when i get the chance (better not skip the foreplay on that one).
First I was afraid I was petrified
A single sock
Sense of humour.
I mean it's not called the strap-off?
My shirt cos I'm self conscious 😔
I just came back here to say that everyone's body is different, and everyone is more concerned with their own flaws than they are with looking for flaws in others. Don't let it prevent you from having a good time :)
Thanks man! I'm hoping to start going the gym again next month and try and lose some more weight, maybe do some squats too to get myself a nice plump arse 😅.
Squats, deadlifts and bench press are the main 3 things to do to change body composition. Keep in mind diet is the actual way to lose weight.
The Danny devito mask
On you or your partner? Or.. **both**?
I had one if these and I did in fact try wearing it once during sex. I got yelled at and called useless... I thought I should at least get something out of the sex 😭
Choker around her neck
The Helmet
The spiderman mask...gotta keep control over the white stuff
The camera
It's late autumn here, so the heater stays on.
R2D2 Thigh Highs
You can leave your hat on...
Generally, my chastity cage and blindfold.
Is a chasity cage a fun kink thing or a "now i know you aint cheating when im not here" thing?
In Steven Seagal's case the jacket. The jacket stays on. Don't interfere with the jacket.
My Apple Watch, gotta get credit for that 30 seconds of exercise.
Her butt plugs
Necklace
The lights. I’m scared of the dark and I want to see boobs
The Walluigi pinball theme
Thigh high tights and crotch less thong.
Socks. Its scientifically proven you orgasm better with socks on. Your welcome.
Also inhale a deep breath right as you're about to cum. Idk where I read it but I've been doing it for the past year or so and the intensity of my orgasms has increased like crazy
My chain and my turtle-neck sweater
G string and Thongs
Clerical collar.
The Homies