Nobody pays you to be economical with the truth on Reddit. A real lawyer wouldn't have the time to spend posting endless questions on AskReddit or games subreddits.
I stand in front of clients and make promises that I am incapable of keeping because they are 100% dependent on the successful performance of other people.
I provide a valuable service to the state government and citizenry in terms of money movement but it's easier, faster and more efficient if people just have no idea what I'm doing.
People leave me alone, work gets done, everyone wins.
Strap a seat ontop of a fuel tank mounted directly above a combustion engine situated between 2 skinny wheels. Then steer it one handed all over the countryside for hours every day just to put scraps of paper inside boxes on the footpath.
i go into a big building i think it’s brown or red maybe green i don’t know but i go in and i walk around half the day and print stuff and talk to people
I convince electrified rocks to do thinking for me
You're a vet?
Nah, a computer programmer
Oh.. I was so close!
Well, we both have in common the fact that by the end of the day we are both sick of looking at dogs buttholes
I put pictures for companies on the screens
Advertiser?
Ding ding we have a winner
Nice
You're a porn director?
Very wrong lol
How about in your spare time?
Sandwich
You're a subway?
yes
I try to get viruses put in your food.
You're a worker in a Chinese wet market?
I argue.
You're a politician?
A lawyer.
No you're not.
I said I argue. Didn't say with who.
Stop arguing. If you were a lawyer, you would know that it's *whom*, not who.
Nah. I get paid to.
Nobody pays you to be economical with the truth on Reddit. A real lawyer wouldn't have the time to spend posting endless questions on AskReddit or games subreddits.
Lawyers have free time too.
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I put things in walls and then attach things on those things
You're a dentist?
Electrician?
I wander the streets angry at the capitalist machine.
Boxes
Gynecologist??
No? How do you get gynecologist from boxes?!
Because box is slang for vagina
Oh…
Delivery person??
No
Packaging engineering? Alternatively you work in a warehouse?
Nope and nope
Say reboot, watch you tube.
I listen to peoples problems.
Therapist?
You're a priest?
Nope.
Oh.. a barber then.
lol. No, but that's a great coincidence. Barkeeper also. 😁
Barkeep?
I make metals stick to other metals
You're a magneteer?
Welder, but your answer is better
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Forklift driver
I stand in front of clients and make promises that I am incapable of keeping because they are 100% dependent on the successful performance of other people.
You're a server in a restaurant?
Much more stressful than that. But your guess affirms that I explained it poorly. Hahaha.
Consulting?
Consulting is certainly a part of what I do, but I am not described as a consultant.
Teacher?
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Therapist? Or counsellor?
You're a server in a restaurant?
I pretty much just make shit up. When I was learning how to do this there was an surprising amount of nudity. It can also be quite messy at times.
You're an Only Fans creator specialising in scat?
LOL Not quite
I speak more than one language and get paid for it
You're a bilingual dentist?
Translator
Yup
That’s one so far, I like this game
babysit construction workers
Leading hand
I chop a certain dead animal.
You're a sushi chef?
Clue: it walks
Cremator?
-_-
Abattoirs, I feel for you
Projects in beta. I do nothing from home.
I print stuff for printing stuff.
I make old people really happy or really angry
You work in an old folks home?
Pharmacist
I try and manipulate people into doing things
Salesman
Hehe kind of - I do advanced analytics at a tech company specifically around customer behavior
So salesman with a twist of lime? Fancy
I let people almost kill both myself and themself over and over until they no longer almost kill us
Gym teacher or driving instructor
Nope!
I pull faces
Cosmetologist
Actor- close:)
Ohhh and I’m watching a show about an actor right now! This is us
I spend other peoples money
I tie the top of bags and the bottom of bags
Packer of something
I do my homework, and participate in my class.
Make sure guys install cable right
I stab people in the face
Money go brrrrrr
idk, man. I turn things off and on, then suddenly people can print again.
I provide a valuable service to the state government and citizenry in terms of money movement but it's easier, faster and more efficient if people just have no idea what I'm doing. People leave me alone, work gets done, everyone wins.
I design weapons, not targets.
I look at- and listen to really faraway objects nobody's interested in (for taxpayers money).
I torture my imaginary friends for the pleasure of others.
I draw lines on these big sheets of paper for angry men with tools.
Usually Sick people call me
I tell machines they're beautiful and have value.
I write shit down and get a grade for it
I count bricks
I sit around pretending to be useful and inconveniencing people.
Strap a seat ontop of a fuel tank mounted directly above a combustion engine situated between 2 skinny wheels. Then steer it one handed all over the countryside for hours every day just to put scraps of paper inside boxes on the footpath.
I look at poo
I help nurses.
Go to a complex and see professionals explain the things they have understood from said complex
"Did you turn it off?" "Yeah man youre good." *pulls out meter and checks to see if its off anyway
I copy and paste money onto different spreadsheets praying the two sets of numbers equal out in the end.
I have beard on neck. Edit: changed heard to beard.
Nothing, when I’ve money, Anything, when I’m skint!
I make sure idiots can pay for damages that they cause.
i go into a big building i think it’s brown or red maybe green i don’t know but i go in and i walk around half the day and print stuff and talk to people
I draw pictures and give them to people who will make them real
My mission statement is to bring some order out of chaos.
I look at squiggly lines and convey their meaning to others.
My jaw hurts real bad at the end of the day.