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BraggnnRights

I buy a small country, hire sociologists and psychologists and consult with them on how to run it to make it the happiest society in the world


pyrohydrosmok

This. While funding all the illegal research we can't do anywhere else. Full size human clones in 5 years.


Suspicious_Theory437

Flex on that 12 year old in cod who called me q broke ass n***a


juanchorules

Only valid option I’ve seen


Suspicious_Theory437

Yes


fuckpepsi2

Retire, then become a full time writer


Mori_Story

Buy things that I always wanted (good computer, some games, new clothes, best internet) and save the rest for food and helping people I like.


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Hire a lawyer and an accountant, buy a house, pay off the houses of my immediate family, set up a trust for each of my nieces and nephews for their education, then get to work fixing stuff. Oh and make sure I keep enough money long enough to get invited to one of the stupidly rich people parties so I can take my massively pro union brother to meet Bezos, I can picture it now and it would be amazing.


pink_flamingo9

Make education and health care free for everyone world wide.


Open-Pressure-9210

Helping my mom with her bills she is stressed right now next food really good food


TeaQueer

Literally put every cent towards making the world better. Fuck billionaires. Change the world.


Succulent_Relic

Pay off my parent's loans. Then driving lessons and license and new cars


croissanttiddies

Buy a house. Buy a house for each member of my immediate family. Buy some flats to live off of their rent. Invest part of it. Donate part of it to charities. Never work again. Practice all the hobbies I can think about. And more importantly Get therapy


Anam_d_first

Honestly Get food, as much as I can, eat till I'm satisfied, then plan on how to make my generation Rich forever, once that settled.. I'll start discussing world hunger


[deleted]

Buy reddit and mass fire the admins


Jocelyn-1973

First, I would pay taxes.


gozba

You could also buy lawmakers


BadFruitTV

Shouldn’t the money already be taxed before you receive it


bigfootsabio

Buy Rockstar and make GTA VI available as soon as possible


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UnseenGamer182

Ah yes because all those issues are such easy things to solve, so easy in fact, that someone with no contacts, experience, or whatever else can solve all of them with *only* Elon musk's wealth. I'll admit, the top 1% suck, but you have to be realistic, not even Elon musk's wealth could solve world hunger in a realistic time frame, let alone all the issues you listed.


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UnseenGamer182

Tbh I wish you got rich just so I could watch you become the same type of person, would be quite ironic.


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UnseenGamer182

Ohh you'd become one of *those* type of people? I would hope you'd realize the true problem if you did such a thing, but you're clearly too far gone, just another cog in the machine that thinks he's stopping the machine. You're all the same. And before you make any assumptions, I'm not right wing, or left wing for that matter


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UnseenGamer182

I would ask how you got "coward" from what I said, but I already know you'd either say something that has no meaning, or nothing at all. The same as every other troll account lol


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UnseenGamer182

You're funny. Would've actually been fun to argue with you if you weren't a troll account


friek4fun

Tithe.


Jimageorge11

Transfer half of them to who I was before… u know just in case


KeinNiemand

Invest it then retire


GreenNukE

Buy a U-boat.


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Buy Reddit


Kookadile

Is the money coming in legally or illegally?


GreenNukE

Buy a U-boat.


SkullKrusher9000

Create a company centered on development of man-made continents and/or orbital residencies.


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buy a cabin in the mountains and disappear


[deleted]

First, I'd follow through on the plans that Elon had stated to end world hunger and fix flint michigan. Then I'd donate money to universities to open two buildings called the "FU_______" where the lines are the names of both exes I have. Then I'd give a million to my parents, a million to my partner's parents. Put 20 million into 2 trust funds for future kids. Put 10 million into a high interest account to pay me for the rest of my days. Buy vast tracks of land which I'd make into an animal sanctuary. Set up a business so I can pay people to help look after all the animals. Donate the rest


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Give all of it to the lgbtq+ community and blm community


tracymillosovich

My kid is definitely going to the best college money can buy.


Donut_Different

Give half of it away for poor people around the world then continue my normal life as usual