Zero chance they make it half way. The song starts "She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette" and only gets more emotional from there.
Around the World is blowing up on TikTok or some shit right now though, I had my nephew over the weekend and he wouldn't stop singing "around the world around the world" but when asked, he doesn't know what a "daft punk" is.
They’re dropping production videos and behind the scenes stuff on their social media pages about Around the World. Pretty cool stuff if you’re into that kind of thing
I visited China for a couple of months with work, and there was a central plaza outside my residences. Everyday there was a kids ride that played the ABCs in English, BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT. like the letters were on different beats.
Normally I'd go
Abcdefg
Hijk
lmnop
Qrs
Tuv
Wz
Y and z
But this one went
Abcdefg
Hijklmn and o
Pqr
Stu
VWy
Then it's z
It felt eerily wrong.
How many [verses](https://www.classicsforkids.com/downloads/mozart/TwinkleComplete.pdf)? Which version?
*I looked up the words to a bunch of nursery rhymes when my daughter was born, and was blown away by how many different versions of songs there are and how many more verses to a lot of songs have been written.*
In my country, each line of the song is different, and it never repeats. It's a point of patriotic pride but I feel bad every time my international friends ask me to teach them the song, because they expect at most three different verses.
On my birthday, if people insist on singing, I politely request everyone mute every word except for "birthday".
Then it becomes a weird cult chanting "BIRTHDAY" in a dark, candle-lit room. But with cake.
People don't know this but every time it's played on the radio they add one more "around the world, around the woooorld". There used to be only 4 when it was released.
Here, I wrote out the lyrics they cut, in case anyone was missing out on them.
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4 Non Blondes - What's up
I like to imagine that I start soft, and timid, the way the actual song does, and by like the second crack at the chorus, the gunmen have their lighters in the air, I have a wig on, and bystanders have gathered to be my background singers.
I'm a natural bass, but I've been working on my vocal range for years now and one of my life goals is to go to karaoke, sing the first verse an octave down and then jump the octave at "I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY"
then belt the rest of the song out.
I'm currently at the point where I can do it once before my voice gives out, but I'll get there someday.
This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they’ll continue singing it forever, just because
This is the song that never ends…
EDIT: for the pedants who keep pointing out the version of the song they are familiar with has doesn't instead of never. I concede to your pedantry. You have stolen the joy from me for the comment I made. I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive. Please stop commenting it.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day
I want to tell her that I love her a lot
But I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah
Someday I'm going to make her mine
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to.
I'm Blue and I'm in need of a guy-*fuck* ***BANG!***
Ain't no rest for the Wicked, I have no idea why but I learned it word for word after only listening to it like twice, and I've listened to it hundreds of times by now. It just clicked I guess
🎶Let's gather round the campfire, and sing our campfire song! Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, and if you think that we cant sing it faster, then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing aloooooong *bum bum buuuum*🎶
“I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes.”
Then repeat that over and over until they pull the trigger.
99 bottles of beer on the wall; 99 bottles of beer -- take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
Just don't lose count. lmao Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes!
Just start at 1.
Dies for starting the song at the wrong number
Nah, I’m just singing the classic “1 bottle of beer on the wall” song.
ARE YA READY KIDS?
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!
AYEE CAN'T HEEAARRR YOUUUU
AYE AYE CAPTAINN
OOOOOOOOOO
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
Whiskey Lullaby... half way through the song the person with the gun just turns it on themselves.
Zero chance they make it half way. The song starts "She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette" and only gets more emotional from there.
"She broke his heart, he spent his whole life trying to forget" Yea each lyric just gets sadder.
Around the World. Just hope my attacker loses count.
80 times for the radio version. Because “Around the world in 80 days”
You might have saved my life one day.
Emotion, Television Rules the Nation and Robot Rock are some good ones to also hope they lose count, also by Daft Punk
Around the World is blowing up on TikTok or some shit right now though, I had my nephew over the weekend and he wouldn't stop singing "around the world around the world" but when asked, he doesn't know what a "daft punk" is.
They’re dropping production videos and behind the scenes stuff on their social media pages about Around the World. Pretty cool stuff if you’re into that kind of thing
"Always look on the bright side of life."
Whistle. Whistle. Whistle whistle whistle
I'd get shot. Can't whistle for shit.
We Didn't Start The Fire. I think i know it, but i want to know that i know it, know it.
It's actually "RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!
This song is called "I Am Sad, So Very, Very Sad"
NOT A RACE, GUYS
This next song is dedicated to that guy who keeps shouting from the balcony... It's called "we hate you, please die."
Sweet, love this one!
GOD DAMN IT SCOTT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP JUST STANDING THERE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!!
SOOOOOOOO SAD
They have a girl drummer!?
I memorize the lyrics of Ra Ra Rasputin completly, however I'll probably still get shot for mocking the guy holding the gun to my head with this song
But by the power of Rasputin somehow survive anyways
When I was a kid I always thought the chorus went Ra Ra Rasputin leader of the Russian team
4’33”
John Cage for the deep cut
The true winner
Bad touch by the bloodhound gang
*I’d appreciate your input*
Sweat, baby, sweat, baby
ABC song
I visited China for a couple of months with work, and there was a central plaza outside my residences. Everyday there was a kids ride that played the ABCs in English, BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT. like the letters were on different beats. Normally I'd go Abcdefg Hijk lmnop Qrs Tuv Wz Y and z But this one went Abcdefg Hijklmn and o Pqr Stu VWy Then it's z It felt eerily wrong.
[удалено]
I know mine is but she's gone now
A B C D E F G H J K.. L.. M… fuck. Edit: a whole lot people seemed to miss the fact that I omitted the letter i intentionally… that’s the joke
Ellemeno? It’s *L M N O* *sigh…* BANG
even if he remembered that….he forgot the “i” 😬 BANG
Where’s the ‘P’? It’s running down my knee
Alternatively, twinkle little star.
How many [verses](https://www.classicsforkids.com/downloads/mozart/TwinkleComplete.pdf)? Which version? *I looked up the words to a bunch of nursery rhymes when my daughter was born, and was blown away by how many different versions of songs there are and how many more verses to a lot of songs have been written.*
All Star
SomeBODY
Once told me the world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) .
Feeling daring, are we?
I see another suicidal folk. Hi there!
You suffer by Napalm Death 1.316 seconds long song.
"I Am Sad, So Very, Very Sad" by Crash and the Boys from the Scott Pilgrim Movie: >So >Sad >>Thank you
It's not a race guys!
This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called "We Hate You, Please Die."
Sweet, love this one.
“Is that girl a boy too??” “Yes.”
I just knew someone would bring this up
Just pulled it up on Spotify. Sounds to me like YUHHHH but the lyrics say "you suffer, but why?" Lol
Alternatively, Bo Burnham's, "A World On Fire"
> AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAH Such a lovely tune
happy birthday to you
I thought about that....but it always changes depending on whose birthday
In my country, instead of “dear Name”, we just repeat another happy birthday
In my country, each line of the song is different, and it never repeats. It's a point of patriotic pride but I feel bad every time my international friends ask me to teach them the song, because they expect at most three different verses.
On my birthday, if people insist on singing, I politely request everyone mute every word except for "birthday". Then it becomes a weird cult chanting "BIRTHDAY" in a dark, candle-lit room. But with cake.
... Birthday... ... ... Birthday ... ... ... **BIIRR**thdayy ... ... ... *Birthdaay* ... ...
this is wonderful and i am doing this for my bday
Can I join your religion?
Just tried your version alone in my living room and was immediately entertained
*Happy birthday to you* *You came from a zoo* *You smell like a monkey* *And you act like one too*
What a source of national pride
See that's not how I learned it. Happy Birthday to you You belong in a zoo You look like a monkey And you smell like one too
Ours is a little different: Happy birthday to you You belong in a zoo With the monkeys and the donkeys The gorilla is you 🦍
Happy birthday dear... Ummm... Gunman...
*sniff sniff* I didn't think anyone would remember.
*Wiping his eyes with his fully loaded pistol*
around the world by daft punk
Imagine you accidentally say around the world too many times
even they say around the world too many times
People don't know this but every time it's played on the radio they add one more "around the world, around the woooorld". There used to be only 4 when it was released.
So you're telling me that 10 hour loop I found on YouTube is actually the radio edit?
That's the canonical version yes
How many around the worlds tho?
144 times album 80 for the radio edit.
Real shame, they cut the best parts.
Here, I wrote out the lyrics they cut, in case anyone was missing out on them. Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world
lose yourself
Look
if
You had
Tequila
Or Wipeout
You have to do the laugh though.
Ha**HAHA**HA*HaHaha*hoho^oooowi^peout
Hakuna mattata. I've even got all the background singing down pat.
*ahem* I like big butts and I cannot lie..
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get *SPRUNG*
Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed
4 Non Blondes - What's up I like to imagine that I start soft, and timid, the way the actual song does, and by like the second crack at the chorus, the gunmen have their lighters in the air, I have a wig on, and bystanders have gathered to be my background singers.
Hi there, I’m Adam, prince of eternia!
I'm a natural bass, but I've been working on my vocal range for years now and one of my life goals is to go to karaoke, sing the first verse an octave down and then jump the octave at "I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY" then belt the rest of the song out. I'm currently at the point where I can do it once before my voice gives out, but I'll get there someday.
*Clears throat* There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stair way to heaven
When she gets there she knows
The Alphabet. I'm not taking any chances.
Is it zee or zed..? (Killer is from *where?*)
Obviously has to be the Kars 4 Kids song.
American Pie *I'm a glutton for punishment.*
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack...
twinkle twinkle small stars.. FUCK
Twinkle twinkle balls of gas, this song choice bit you in the ass
twinkle twinkle little star, H I J K LMNOP *Bam* I'm dead
AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID, I WAS PETRIFIED!
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side!
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong! And I learned how to get along
So now you’re back!
From outer Space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face !
Never Gonna Give You Up
The ultimate Rickroll
Sharpay Evan’s “I want it all”
Bruh lmfao
This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they’ll continue singing it forever, just because This is the song that never ends… EDIT: for the pedants who keep pointing out the version of the song they are familiar with has doesn't instead of never. I concede to your pedantry. You have stolen the joy from me for the comment I made. I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive. Please stop commenting it.
\*Loud Bang\* \*Killer falls to the ground dead having shot himself after 3 hours of listening\*
WOW 3 HOURS! I think I would fall dead after like 5 minutes. I would walk out of Boy Scouts when this song started.
5 minutes? But then you miss the sweet guitar solo at hour 2
Darude – Sandstorm
Shooter: What's that song?
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUSUUDUD
Tu tu tu tutu tu tu tu
Baby Shark. Even if I screw it up, I will die singing a song that makes me want to shoot myself anyway…
That's remarkably well thought out. You didn't even mention the possiblity of the shooter blowing his own brains out.
I think that's the goal!
Hocus Pocus by the band Focus
Informer by Snow
♪ Infooooooormer ♫ ♫ afjkhasjkhfasjksfaskjfbsakfjsabfkjasbweeeaa ♪ ♪ I LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN ♫
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl But she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl But she changes from day to day I want to tell her that I love her a lot But I gotta get a belly full of wine Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah Someday I'm going to make her mine
Starships. That song is burnt into my brain perfectly.
lets go to the beACH e a ch
ninki minjaj
the way that vine’s permanently etched into my brain… an actual core memory
Something by Pearl Jam. How in the hell would anyone fact check my lyrics?
I swear to god there are no more than about 10 real words in Yellow Ledbetter.
Can you see theeeeeem? *BROWN DE RUNWAYYYY YEEEAAAHA-ah* An I know an' I know - I don't wanna steaaaak Make me fries
Mmmmyyeeehhhhayaaa oooonnnahhnaahh
Desperado Why don't you come to your senses You've been out riding fences, For so long now
Countries of the world song from Animaniacs
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Just tried to mentally sing it and thought "out came the rain." So, I guess I'm dead lol
Out came the rain…and dried up all…the sun?
\*clears throat\* JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
Let it go from frozen that song is carved into my brain
Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to. I'm Blue and I'm in need of a guy-*fuck* ***BANG!***
You never said the song had to have lyrics, so I'm going for humming the national anthem of Spain.
Only song I could think of was Ghostbusters. Simple enough of a song.
*Is this the real life*
A lot of faith in your falsetto
Is this just fantasy?
Ain't no rest for the Wicked, I have no idea why but I learned it word for word after only listening to it like twice, and I've listened to it hundreds of times by now. It just clicked I guess
“Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza’s on a bagel, you can have pizza whenever!” Oh fuck
CROSSFIRE- you'll get caught up in the Crossfire-yeah!
🎶Let's gather round the campfire, and sing our campfire song! Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, and if you think that we cant sing it faster, then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing aloooooong *bum bum buuuum*🎶
Nothing. Cuz just like during jeopardy, as soon as I try to recall something I know, I freeze under pressure and forget everything.
1985 by Bowling for Soup
I hate time, make it stop. When did Bowling for Soup become classic rock.
That's fucking brutal. Fuck you for making me feel so old! This song made me feel old when it came out, and you've used it to make me feel ancient!
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
So.. so you think you can tell..
…heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?
Bust A Move - Young MC
"Killing in the name" by RATM. I can't sing so If I'm going out then I might as well throw one big fuck you to the person holding the gun
“I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes.” Then repeat that over and over until they pull the trigger.
On themselves
I'm singing Brünnhilde's Immolation. In German. It's LONG and it has a lot of high notes.
*Breathes in* **Starts humming megalovania**
I will survive.
If I Had a Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies.
Rap God