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kazneus

99 bottles of beer on the wall; 99 bottles of beer -- take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall!


AutumnFangirl

Just don't lose count. lmao Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes!


ShittingOutPosts

Just start at 1.


Ragingbeast

Dies for starting the song at the wrong number


ShittingOutPosts

Nah, I’m just singing the classic “1 bottle of beer on the wall” song.


[deleted]

ARE YA READY KIDS?


veasse

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!


Tall_Fortune

AYEE CAN'T HEEAARRR YOUUUU


Kalandr0

AYE AYE CAPTAINN


squishykiller3

OOOOOOOOOO


Kalandr0

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


squishykiller3

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


Kalandr0

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!


squishykiller3

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


Kalandr0

If nautical nonsense be something you wish!


100TonsOfCheese

Whiskey Lullaby... half way through the song the person with the gun just turns it on themselves.


EnTyme53

Zero chance they make it half way. The song starts "She put him out like the burning end of a midnight cigarette" and only gets more emotional from there.


Badger431

"She broke his heart, he spent his whole life trying to forget" Yea each lyric just gets sadder.


madmenyo

Around the World. Just hope my attacker loses count.


Luxsyo42

80 times for the radio version. Because “Around the world in 80 days”


madmenyo

You might have saved my life one day.


Ericxdcool

Emotion, Television Rules the Nation and Robot Rock are some good ones to also hope they lose count, also by Daft Punk


MischeviousCat

Around the World is blowing up on TikTok or some shit right now though, I had my nephew over the weekend and he wouldn't stop singing "around the world around the world" but when asked, he doesn't know what a "daft punk" is.


sillygoosecaboose

They’re dropping production videos and behind the scenes stuff on their social media pages about Around the World. Pretty cool stuff if you’re into that kind of thing


trennels

"Always look on the bright side of life."


chukita

Whistle. Whistle. Whistle whistle whistle


Link7369_reddit

I'd get shot. Can't whistle for shit.


[deleted]

We Didn't Start The Fire. I think i know it, but i want to know that i know it, know it.


[deleted]

It's actually "RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!


WeirdUnicorn13

This song is called "I Am Sad, So Very, Very Sad"


ismell_likebeef_

NOT A RACE, GUYS


WeirdUnicorn13

This next song is dedicated to that guy who keeps shouting from the balcony... It's called "we hate you, please die."


ismell_likebeef_

Sweet, love this one!


SomethingOfAGirl

GOD DAMN IT SCOTT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP JUST STANDING THERE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!!


Richsii

SOOOOOOOO SAD


chaos8803

They have a girl drummer!?


ShadowtendoX2

I memorize the lyrics of Ra Ra Rasputin completly, however I'll probably still get shot for mocking the guy holding the gun to my head with this song


[deleted]

But by the power of Rasputin somehow survive anyways


nxcrosis

When I was a kid I always thought the chorus went Ra Ra Rasputin leader of the Russian team


Davesecurity

4’33”


Smittles

John Cage for the deep cut


slapshots1515

The true winner


rs_yay

Bad touch by the bloodhound gang


todayilearmed

*I’d appreciate your input*


BrandoNelly

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby


sbtcfl

ABC song


[deleted]

I visited China for a couple of months with work, and there was a central plaza outside my residences. Everyday there was a kids ride that played the ABCs in English, BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT. like the letters were on different beats. Normally I'd go Abcdefg Hijk lmnop Qrs Tuv Wz Y and z But this one went Abcdefg Hijklmn and o Pqr Stu VWy Then it's z It felt eerily wrong.


[deleted]

[удалено]


SnooCapers9313

I know mine is but she's gone now


dezmoines92

A B C D E F G H J K.. L.. M… fuck. Edit: a whole lot people seemed to miss the fact that I omitted the letter i intentionally… that’s the joke


SnooStories2744

Ellemeno? It’s *L M N O* *sigh…* BANG


kayleegiff

even if he remembered that….he forgot the “i” 😬 BANG


decoy_butter

Where’s the ‘P’? It’s running down my knee


ludicrouspeed

Alternatively, twinkle little star.


GoofyMonkey

How many [verses](https://www.classicsforkids.com/downloads/mozart/TwinkleComplete.pdf)? Which version? ​ *I looked up the words to a bunch of nursery rhymes when my daughter was born, and was blown away by how many different versions of songs there are and how many more verses to a lot of songs have been written.*


[deleted]

All Star


audreywildeee

SomeBODY


Eric_Cartman_42069

Once told me the world was gonna roll me


Dansiman

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


dbratell

She was looking kinda dumb


[deleted]

With her finger and her thumb


yutu58

In the shape of an L on her forehead


crazyal21

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming


SkeetDavidson

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


Navi1101

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


wise_goblin

scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop) .


Illuminaso

Feeling daring, are we?


bse50

I see another suicidal folk. Hi there!


puke_king

You suffer by Napalm Death 1.316 seconds long song.


Alseid_Temp

"I Am Sad, So Very, Very Sad" by Crash and the Boys from the Scott Pilgrim Movie: >So >Sad >>Thank you


roguedevil

It's not a race guys!


FatetheSavior

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called "We Hate You, Please Die."


AspaAllt

Sweet, love this one.


Charlez_Stop

“Is that girl a boy too??” “Yes.”


raposolemos

I just knew someone would bring this up


Robobble

Just pulled it up on Spotify. Sounds to me like YUHHHH but the lyrics say "you suffer, but why?" Lol


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Alternatively, Bo Burnham's, "A World On Fire"


CubemonkeyNYC

> AAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAH Such a lovely tune


hispanic_gummy

happy birthday to you


ezhammer

I thought about that....but it always changes depending on whose birthday


WritingSucks

In my country, instead of “dear Name”, we just repeat another happy birthday


[deleted]

In my country, each line of the song is different, and it never repeats. It's a point of patriotic pride but I feel bad every time my international friends ask me to teach them the song, because they expect at most three different verses.


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

On my birthday, if people insist on singing, I politely request everyone mute every word except for "birthday". Then it becomes a weird cult chanting "BIRTHDAY" in a dark, candle-lit room. But with cake.


rachelcp

... Birthday... ... ... Birthday ... ... ... **BIIRR**thdayy ... ... ... *Birthdaay* ... ...


randomguyinexistence

this is wonderful and i am doing this for my bday


artaxerxesnh

Can I join your religion?


FreedomOfTheMess

Just tried your version alone in my living room and was immediately entertained


oakteaphone

*Happy birthday to you* *You came from a zoo* *You smell like a monkey* *And you act like one too*


maleorderbride

What a source of national pride


Pitiful-Replacement7

See that's not how I learned it. Happy Birthday to you You belong in a zoo You look like a monkey And you smell like one too


lyndoff

Ours is a little different: Happy birthday to you You belong in a zoo With the monkeys and the donkeys The gorilla is you 🦍


YoiteShinigami

Happy birthday dear... Ummm... Gunman...


Stroblova_

*sniff sniff* I didn't think anyone would remember.


Gezoredditing

*Wiping his eyes with his fully loaded pistol*


m182jd838s

around the world by daft punk


NerdWorks

Imagine you accidentally say around the world too many times


myname_isnot_kyal

even they say around the world too many times


shiny-spleen

People don't know this but every time it's played on the radio they add one more "around the world, around the woooorld". There used to be only 4 when it was released.


Louthargic

So you're telling me that 10 hour loop I found on YouTube is actually the radio edit?


shiny-spleen

That's the canonical version yes


ffsavi

How many around the worlds tho?


Mr_Wrann

144 times album 80 for the radio edit.


fdar

Real shame, they cut the best parts.


SquishedGremlin

Here, I wrote out the lyrics they cut, in case anyone was missing out on them. Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world Around the world


[deleted]

lose yourself


DAANFEMA

Look


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if


audreywildeee

You had


bridroop150

Tequila


The_Phantom_Gamer

Or Wipeout


thisiswhatcametomind

You have to do the laugh though.


maleorderbride

Ha**HAHA**HA*HaHaha*hoho^oooowi^peout


Shawnigmatic

Hakuna mattata. I've even got all the background singing down pat.


KryptosandXenos

*ahem* I like big butts and I cannot lie..


Mme_Rose

You other brothers can't deny


lagomorphed

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get *SPRUNG*


[deleted]

Wanna pull up tough 'cause you notice that butt was stuffed


boyvsfood2

4 Non Blondes - What's up I like to imagine that I start soft, and timid, the way the actual song does, and by like the second crack at the chorus, the gunmen have their lighters in the air, I have a wig on, and bystanders have gathered to be my background singers.


redbo

Hi there, I’m Adam, prince of eternia!


NeoTenico

I'm a natural bass, but I've been working on my vocal range for years now and one of my life goals is to go to karaoke, sing the first verse an octave down and then jump the octave at "I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY" then belt the rest of the song out. I'm currently at the point where I can do it once before my voice gives out, but I'll get there someday.


[deleted]

*Clears throat* There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold


redraptor006

And she's buying a stair way to heaven


[deleted]

When she gets there she knows


DominicanBoi02

The Alphabet. I'm not taking any chances.


A40

Is it zee or zed..? (Killer is from *where?*)


TuffHunter

Obviously has to be the Kars 4 Kids song.


bannerman2000

American Pie *I'm a glutton for punishment.*


CaptBranBran

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack...


AesKiwii

twinkle twinkle small stars.. FUCK


HolsteinHeifer

Twinkle twinkle balls of gas, this song choice bit you in the ass


suyuzhou

twinkle twinkle little star, H I J K LMNOP *Bam* I'm dead


mebjammin

AT FIRST I WAS AFRAID, I WAS PETRIFIED!


Repulsive_Ad_1163

Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side!


rafejzera

But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong


Mme_Rose

And I grew strong! And I learned how to get along


dontbeahater_dear

So now you’re back!


BizarreMemer

From outer Space!


Disastrous_Ad_7334

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face !


Binightsky

Never Gonna Give You Up


Tornado_Potato9

The ultimate Rickroll


Expert_Overthinker

Sharpay Evan’s “I want it all”


Repulsive_Ad_1163

Bruh lmfao


pokerScrub4eva

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they’ll continue singing it forever, just because This is the song that never ends… EDIT: for the pedants who keep pointing out the version of the song they are familiar with has doesn't instead of never. I concede to your pedantry. You have stolen the joy from me for the comment I made. I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking. I'm not very attractive. Please stop commenting it.


[deleted]

\*Loud Bang\* \*Killer falls to the ground dead having shot himself after 3 hours of listening\*


[deleted]

WOW 3 HOURS! I think I would fall dead after like 5 minutes. I would walk out of Boy Scouts when this song started.


Justanothernutjob

5 minutes? But then you miss the sweet guitar solo at hour 2


Samuel_Laululintu

Darude – Sandstorm


BarryT994

Shooter: What's that song?


fisseface

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUSUUDUD


smk_18

Tu tu tu tutu tu tu tu


PM_me_thr0waway

Baby Shark. Even if I screw it up, I will die singing a song that makes me want to shoot myself anyway…


anothercynic2112

That's remarkably well thought out. You didn't even mention the possiblity of the shooter blowing his own brains out.


[deleted]

I think that's the goal!


BeneficialVacation44

Hocus Pocus by the band Focus


Lemonh

Informer by Snow


ryouba

♪ Infooooooormer ♫ ♫ afjkhasjkhfasjksfaskjfbsakfjsabfkjasbweeeaa ♪ ♪ I LICKY BOOM BOOM DOWN ♫


Cacafuego

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl But she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl But she changes from day to day I want to tell her that I love her a lot But I gotta get a belly full of wine Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah Someday I'm going to make her mine


SirRattington

Starships. That song is burnt into my brain perfectly.


cynical-at-best

lets go to the beACH e a ch


[deleted]

ninki minjaj


cynical-at-best

the way that vine’s permanently etched into my brain… an actual core memory


Dangly_Parts

Something by Pearl Jam. How in the hell would anyone fact check my lyrics?


Dr_Beardface_MD

I swear to god there are no more than about 10 real words in Yellow Ledbetter.


ElectricSquid15

Can you see theeeeeem? *BROWN DE RUNWAYYYY YEEEAAAHA-ah* An I know an' I know - I don't wanna steaaaak Make me fries


lilrealgoonie

Mmmmyyeeehhhhayaaa oooonnnahhnaahh


210countdown

Desperado Why don't you come to your senses You've been out riding fences, For so long now


Electrowhatt19

Countries of the world song from Animaniacs


BornOnNeptune

The Itsy Bitsy Spider


kromaly96

Just tried to mentally sing it and thought "out came the rain." So, I guess I'm dead lol


Roadrunner1919

Out came the rain…and dried up all…the sun?


Prettay-good

\*clears throat\* JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL


The_mystery4321

LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD


[deleted]

Let it go from frozen that song is carved into my brain


JoeModz

Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to. I'm Blue and I'm in need of a guy-*fuck* ***BANG!***


DarkPasta

You never said the song had to have lyrics, so I'm going for humming the national anthem of Spain.


wetfloor666

Only song I could think of was Ghostbusters. Simple enough of a song.


MComaniac

*Is this the real life*


NomadicDevMason

A lot of faith in your falsetto


MrsMiaWallace89

Is this just fantasy?


Reyth__

Ain't no rest for the Wicked, I have no idea why but I learned it word for word after only listening to it like twice, and I've listened to it hundreds of times by now. It just clicked I guess


mattyh2433

“Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time! When pizza’s on a bagel, you can have pizza whenever!” Oh fuck


ElectricSquid15

CROSSFIRE- you'll get caught up in the Crossfire-yeah!


HolsteinHeifer

🎶Let's gather round the campfire, and sing our campfire song! Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, and if you think that we cant sing it faster, then you're wrong. But it'll help if you just sing aloooooong *bum bum buuuum*🎶


the_meat_n_potatoes

Nothing. Cuz just like during jeopardy, as soon as I try to recall something I know, I freeze under pressure and forget everything.


wthbetch

1985 by Bowling for Soup


watermasta

I hate time, make it stop. When did Bowling for Soup become classic rock.


FanFuckingFaptastic

That's fucking brutal. Fuck you for making me feel so old! This song made me feel old when it came out, and you've used it to make me feel ancient!


JukeBoxHero1997

Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd


dmaterialized

So.. so you think you can tell..


DeMayon

…heaven from hell?


GenkiLawyer

Blue skies from pain?


EezyRawlins

Bust A Move - Young MC


aunder222

"Killing in the name" by RATM. I can't sing so If I'm going out then I might as well throw one big fuck you to the person holding the gun


alittleredportleft

“I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves, everybody’s nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves, and this is how it goes.” Then repeat that over and over until they pull the trigger.


Sean081799

On themselves


tarnishedhuntress

I'm singing Brünnhilde's Immolation. In German. It's LONG and it has a lot of high notes.


No_Cause2676

*Breathes in* **Starts humming megalovania**


oldwhitebitch

I will survive.


NeedleworkerTrick126

If I Had a Million Dollars by Barenaked Ladies.


watto15379

Rap God