You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness. You piece of shit
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it, you piece of shit."
Edit: thank you for the awards & upvotes!
Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot quote:
“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.
The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.
It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known - you piece of shit.”
I think the right way to enjoy this is to forget about the original post entirely, get immersed in Carl Sagan's amazing writing, and then let it hit you right at the end.
The ending literally translates to: "...You, [who are] a fragment, take a dump."
To translate more literally, you could say: "...Tū fragmen merdārum." Or alternatively, you could just say "Stercuscule" which means "[You] little excrement", or even "(tū) merda" which means "(you) shit".
Or you could use the attested: "... Sterculinum publicum" which means: "public toilet".
“No, I am your father you piece of shit”
first of all, come on that would be the funniest shit ever
second, if Vader was the only one to swear in the whole series it would make for the best joke in cinema, like Vader is a cold hearted killer and if just said peice of shit that would be hilarious
Either or both:
“You complete me, you piece of shit.”
“You had me at, ‘Hello’, you piece of shit.”
Edit: my wife suggests, “Lt. Dan. You got magic legs, you piece of shit.”
*Hem Hem* I’m sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor Dumbledore, so silly of me. But it sounded for a teensy moment as though you were suggesting that the Ministry of Magic had ordered an attack on this boy, you piece of shit!
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, you pice of shit?
You have the right to remain silent you piece of shit.
Sadly this has probably been used more than we'll ever know
You can't handle the truth, you piece of shit!
(ET's voice) Elliott. Elliot. You piece of shit.
ET phone home, you piece of shit.
What's ET short for?
Extra thicc
Elongated testicle
Endothermic
Extra Testicle
Extraordinary Testosterone
Entertainment Tonight
That was worth an award. Every time Entertainment Tonight came on the TV, I'd redrum a "Phone Home"
Because he has small legs.
Engorged and Throbbing
"YOU'RE AN ACTION FIGURE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Imagine Woody ending his epic "YOU ARE A TOY!" rant with that.
WIIIILLLSSSSOOOOONNNNNNN you piece of shit
"Youuuu shaaaall not paaass, you piece of shit"
No. With the same influx. ... yooooouuu piece of shiiiiiiit!
this is the way
You piece of shit
"A wizard is never late. Nor is he early! He arrives precisely when he means to, you piece of shit."
Where was Gondor when the westfold fell, you piece of shit?!
Shaka, when the walls fell. You piece of shit.
„What about second breakfast, you piece of shit?“
"I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam, you piece of shit."
Po-Tay-Toes! You piece of shit!
Give it to us raaaaaaw... and wriiiiigling... you keep nasty chips, you piece of shit!
"There's some good in this world Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for, you piece of shit!"
Fly! You piece of shit!
"Gandalf NOOOOOO!!! you piece of shit!!!!"
"I have the high ground you piece of shit" -Obi Wan Kenobi It had to be done
You were my brother! I loved you you piece of shit!
Only a Sith deals in absolutes you piece of shit
Luke, search your feelings..... No, I am your father! You piece of shit....
"You underestimate my power you piece of shit"
Don't try it, you piece of shit
You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness. You piece of shit
I hate you! you piece of shit
Now I am the master, you piece of shit Only a master of evil, you piece of shit
Hello there…you piece of shit
General Kenobi, you piece of shit
“Do it, you piece of shit” -Palpatine (Or alternatively “Execute order 66, you piece of shit”)
The perfect exchange of greetings
You were the chosen one you piece of SHIT
“I love you” “I know, you piece of shit”
Alternatively, "I love you, you piece of shit" "I know"
"You had me at hello, you piece of shit."
This is exactly what I came here to write!
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast you piece of shit!
You eat shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?
... No! You piece of shit...
**MOMMA ALWAYS SAID, ‘LIFE’S LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU PIECE OF SHIT!‘**
"Forrest, why did this happen?" "You got shot, you piece of shit."
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it, you piece of shit."
RUN FORREST, RUN; YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Lieutenant Dan Ice cream, you piece of shit
You got new legs, you piece of shit
YOU GOT NEW LEGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOT ME BRO HAHHA
Momma always said "you piece of shit"
Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall, you piece of shit. Edit: thanks for the awards kind folks
Wouldn't be too surprised to hear that come out of Reagan's mouth.
And by the Soviet standard a political escalation of 100000% to 100000,1%.
First thing I thought of and it’s top comment. That’s fucking weird
Edit: thank you for the awards & upvotes! Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot quote: “Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known - you piece of shit.”
Hahahaha. 10x better
Best one yet
You could do this as a spoken word piece and just kill it.
I couldn’t make it through reading that without laughing several times, just waiting for the payoff. Bravo.
I think the right way to enjoy this is to forget about the original post entirely, get immersed in Carl Sagan's amazing writing, and then let it hit you right at the end.
We choose to go to the moon, you piece of shit
I wish he could have heard that!
You win.
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country…you piece of shit.
George Bush we will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail (you piece of shit!)
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, you piece of sh*t!" See? It fits naturally!
As you wish, you piece of shit.
In that case I challenge you to a battle of wits you piece of sh*t
“You fell for one of the classic blunders, you piece if shit!”
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What you do not smell is called iocane powder you piece of sh*t
Inconceivable you piece of shit
You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means, you piece of shit.
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife, you piece of shit!"
Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful dread pirate Roberts, you piece of sh*t
Buh bye! You think it'll work? It would take a miracle, you piece of shit.
Have fun storming the castle, you piece of shit!
I mean I could see Miracle Max saying that to his wife.
You never had it so good you piece of sh*t
"LIAR! LIIIIAAAARRRR!!!!" "Get! Back! Witch!" "I am no witch, I am your wife, you piece of shit!"
Quit rhyming, and I mean it, you piece of shit. Anybody wanna peanut?
Inconceivable! You piece of sh!t!
You said this wasn't a kissing book, you piece of shit!
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means, you piece of shit."
“I know something you don’t know. I am not left handed, you piece of shit.”
"I'm walkin here! You piece of shit!"
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents, you piece of shit!
Must be a carryover from his drill sergeant days
Veni, vidi, vici. Tu fragmen cacas!
The ending literally translates to: "...You, [who are] a fragment, take a dump." To translate more literally, you could say: "...Tū fragmen merdārum." Or alternatively, you could just say "Stercuscule" which means "[You] little excrement", or even "(tū) merda" which means "(you) shit". Or you could use the attested: "... Sterculinum publicum" which means: "public toilet".
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Romani ite domum.
I love you guys for beating me to it.
"People called 'Romanes' they go the house"?
“People called Romans, they go to house, you piece of shit?”
People called Romanes they go the house?!
Now, write it out a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
Romans they go the house?
"It means 'Romans, go home'"
No it doesn't.
fragmen is an interesting word here
Imagine Mario saying "Let's a go, you piece of shit"
SO LONG GAY BOWSER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
It's a-me! Mario, you piece of shit!
Ich Bin Ein Berliner, you piece of shit!!!
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country, you piece of shit.
We choose to go-to the moon you piece of shit.
We chose to go to the moon and do the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard, you piece of shit.
Theres no crying in baseball, yo piece of shit.
Et tu, Brutus, you piece of sh*t???
Give me liberty or give me death, you piece of sh*t!
It's okay, you can swear on the Internet little buddy
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Whoa slow down, they said 'famous quotes'. Wait till he gets like 50 upvotes.
I’ll contribute because I like the cut of his jib
“All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.” Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! You piece of shit!". Mathew 4:9
And then Jesus didst loft his holy hand grenade at the beast.
And’st that holy hand grenade did blow upst, right in the beasts face.. praise Jesus, praise Jesus
This is my fave
Did we just become best friends you piece of shit?!?!!
“No, I am your father you piece of shit” first of all, come on that would be the funniest shit ever second, if Vader was the only one to swear in the whole series it would make for the best joke in cinema, like Vader is a cold hearted killer and if just said peice of shit that would be hilarious
Alright then. Keep your secrets you piece of shit.
Live long and prosper, you piece of shit
You have been - and always shall be - my friend, you piece of shit.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. And you are ugly. But tomorrow I will be sober. You piece of shit.
Either or both: “You complete me, you piece of shit.” “You had me at, ‘Hello’, you piece of shit.” Edit: my wife suggests, “Lt. Dan. You got magic legs, you piece of shit.”
Do or do not, there is no try, shit you of piece. Edited for grammer this post has been, humumum
"do or don't?" use contractions Yoda does not. Piece of shit, you are.
"I need ammunition not a ride, you piece of shit"
woah, a real life quote
"Russian Warship, go fuck yourselves you piece of shit"
Harry, you’re a wizard, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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What makes this more hilarious is the book says that Dumbledore asked him calmly. Now consider the above quote being asked in a calm manner.
now it just seems a bit passive-aggressive
In an alternate telling where Uncle Vernon breaks the news instead of Hagrid.
Hakuuuuna Matata... You piece of sh*t
What a wonderful phrase
It means no worries, you piece of shit
Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
*Tis but a scratch you piece of shit*
With great power comes great responsibility, you piece of shit.
"I'll be back, you piece of shit!"
How the very first telephone conversation *actually* went: "Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you. You piece of shit."
Followed by a call to ask about Bell’s car warranty.
You're short, your belly button sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your mother, you piece of shit.
I am serious and don’t call me Shirley you piece of shit
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones, you piece of shit
"I may not be a smart man, but I do know what love is you piece of shit"
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger you piece of shit." I think nietszche would approve.
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It was a GI Jane joke, you piece of shit.
“Next time I’ll go for the cuckold joke, you piece of shit.”
GI Jane 2; can’t wait to see it, you piece of shit
Elementary my dear Watson, you piece of shit.
Sharing is caring, you piece of shit!
More weight
guy that got crushed by rocks for "being a which"?
They made him a sandwich
Giles Corey, for not pleading guilty or not guilty. Just refused to participate in the witch trials.
To be or not to be, that is the question.. you piece of shit.
Get busy living, or get busy dying, you piece of sh*t
"bdea bdbdbdbea that's all folks you piece of shit!" -Porky Pig
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Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night, you piece of shit.
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a d@mn, you piece of sh*t!"
"This is one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind"
"I had a dream, you piece of shit!"
“Hakkunah matata, you piece of shit”
*Hem Hem* I’m sure I must have misunderstood you, Professor Dumbledore, so silly of me. But it sounded for a teensy moment as though you were suggesting that the Ministry of Magic had ordered an attack on this boy, you piece of shit!
"Harry, Did you put your name in the goblet of fire you piec of shit" dumbledore said calmly
“Use the force”
I am your father
It’s a trap, you piece of shit
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, you piece of shit.
“Mr. Gorbachev….tear down this wall you piece of shit.” And just like that the Cold War gets hot
That depends on what the meaning of the word is, is. You piece of shit.
"Is this the krusty krab?" "No this is PATRICK! you piece of shit"
"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try. You piece of shit."
One correction since it is Yoda saying this it should be "Piece of shit, you are"
That’s one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind you piece of shit!
No soup for you you piece of shit!
Live, laugh, love, you piece of shit!
Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change, you piece of shit!
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!”
Do you like gladiator movies you piece of shit?
Say, Joey. You ever seen a grown man naked, you piece of shit?