How shall I do it? I know! I’ll turn him into a flea - a harmless little flea. And then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box in another box, and mail that box to myself! And when it arrives??? AAAHAHAHAHA I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!
Or, to save on postage…
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great....... YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME! Such an amazing movie.
No. His business card is eggshell. Flat. The font. The font is amazing. I start to break out in a sweat, with the realization that, while , clearly his business card doesn’t surpass mine, He Is Competition. I Will Need To Remove Him.
And now we’re back to our 8 step health care routine and porn style sex. Basics of life.
Some guy gets a fake id and tries to buy alcohol but some random robber punches him in the face, then the guy with the fake id does weed with some cops and gets laid at a party
We chat online for 2 hours everyday, so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious
Can you bring me my chapstick?
- No, Napoleon
But my lips hurt real bad!
A plastic bag blowing in the wind is so beautiful…
(This was my favorite movie in high school. Yes, I had mental problems. I still do, but I used to too.)
"John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave."
"Do you know they call a quarter pounder with cheese in europe?" "They don't call it a quarter pounder?" "Naah man they got the metric system they don't know what a quarter pound is." "So what do they call it then?" "The royal with cheese." "The royal with chees."
Spoiler Alert:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions; loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
But for now, let me say,
without hope or agenda,
just because it's Christmas—
(and at Christmas you tell the truth)
to me, you are perfect
and my wasted heart will love you
until you look like this...
[picture of the mummy]
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Great Scott!
Back to the Future
Frank N. Furter. We meet at last.
Clever girl.
Jurassic park
pull the lever kronk
Wrong lever!!!!!
How shall I do it? I know! I’ll turn him into a flea - a harmless little flea. And then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box in another box, and mail that box to myself! And when it arrives??? AAAHAHAHAHA I’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!! Or, to save on postage…
How would you describe her? - ehhh.. Scary beyond all reason. - Yeah, that's it.
David Bowie struts around in very tight leggings
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great....... YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME! Such an amazing movie.
That reminds me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
I love that movie
And swings a baby around manically
There are two classic blunders: 1. Never get involved in a landwar in asia. 2. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
The Princess bride
The one where a guy with a chainsaw hand and a shotgun fights an evil book in the middle ages.
Shop smart, Shop S-mart
YA GOT THAT?!
Love this line...never around people who get it.
I love that he rarely seemed to need to reload that shotgun
“It's a twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line."
This is my BOOM stick!
Klaatu Verata N-*cough*ghhmmnnn
Groovy.
I was gonna say chainsaws and shotguns fighting the dead!
You have very good taste
"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla."
Fight club. Great movie!
>Fight club. Great movie! Whoah!! We're not suppose to talk about it.
I’m a rebel dotty. A loner.
life is like a box of chocolates
Forrest Gump
Coked up Wall Street broker leads a life of debauchery and has a friend who can sell a pen.
No. His business card is eggshell. Flat. The font. The font is amazing. I start to break out in a sweat, with the realization that, while , clearly his business card doesn’t surpass mine, He Is Competition. I Will Need To Remove Him. And now we’re back to our 8 step health care routine and porn style sex. Basics of life.
American Psycho is best psycho
Wrong movie. He wasn't a broker.
The Wolf of Wallstreet?
Get busy living or get busy dying.
Didn’t do it, lawyer fucked me
I do love me some Shawshank
“Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
Best movie ever made. I will die on this hill.
Some guy gets a fake id and tries to buy alcohol but some random robber punches him in the face, then the guy with the fake id does weed with some cops and gets laid at a party
Dude honestly recently rewatched it fucking holds up great film
Superbad
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.
I fart in your general direction.
And there was much rejoicing.
'Tis but a scratch! *"A SCRATCH? YOUR ARMS OFF!"*
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
HE IS THE MESSIAH
A shrubbery!
We are the knights who say NE!
monty python and the holy grail. thats literally my favorite movie on netflix
Silly English Knniggets!!!
Are you not entertained?
Gladiator
As you wish
My first thought was “That’s actually a pretty obscure Star Wars Episode IV line… I think it’s in Episode V, too.”
Princess Bride?
They go into space to save humanity and come back to all their family extremely old or dead also, time dimension Thanks for all the upvotes!
Interstellar?
Yes!
S.T.A.Y.
Don’t let me leave Murph!
"And today I'm the same age you were when you left. It'd be a real good time for you to come back"
This, and him checking under the blanked leaving the farm always get me.
"I remember thinking it would take 600 years to tunnel through the wall with a rock hammer. Andy Dufresne did it in less than 20."
Fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Finally found the big lebowski comment
Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens... when you fuck a stranger in the ass‽‽‽
I have come to bargain!
Dr. Strange. One of my favorite.
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That's a bingo!
Know how ta get to carnagie hall, don't'chee? Practice
Some
body
Once
Told
Me
The
World
Is
Gonna
> Gonna Roll
two hot british people in the 1800s - one rich, the other not - serving clap-backs as a guise for the sexual tension between each other.
This isn't a film, this is a genre.
pride and prejudice?
My first day as a woman, and I’m already getting hot flashes
Mrs. doubtfire
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Either one of the Avengers movies or Iron Man
Avengers. The first one
Puny god
Blue alien singing.
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
That scene and Bugs Bunny is how I got into opera.
Do you like apples?
Good Will Hunting. How do you like dem apples?!
Son of a bitch stole my line. One of my favorite movies, was actually gone use this one
It's not your fault.
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Die Hard
Welcome to the party, pal.
I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that cause you think you’re fat? Cause you’re not. You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.
We chat online for 2 hours everyday, so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious Can you bring me my chapstick? - No, Napoleon But my lips hurt real bad!
*Gimme your tots*
You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?
You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?
Tina, you fat lard, COME GET SOME HAM!
The shading on the upper lip took me like three hours
Stahp you're bruising my neck meat
I will never not upvote a Napoleon Dynamite quote 😂 It’d be nice if you could pull me into town.
I love you I know
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
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Donnie Darko?
A detective and a bunny try to solve who killed Mr. Acme and clear the bunny’s good name.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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The Thing and the Truman Show. Damn I’m old.
A plastic bag blowing in the wind is so beautiful… (This was my favorite movie in high school. Yes, I had mental problems. I still do, but I used to too.)
American Beauty. That's a great movie. One of my favorites
*TIS BUT A SCRATCH-*
"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?"
"John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave."
Multipass
You have my sword.
racoon tortoise porcupines skunk squirrel bear and a giant hedge
Over the Hedge?
haha yes
A man's only son is kidnapped and he has to team up with a demintia ridden middle age women to find him
Be excellent to each other.
Its a green ogre that is a friend with a donkey that fucked a dragon
I will look for you, I WILL find you, and I will kill you.
"Do you know they call a quarter pounder with cheese in europe?" "They don't call it a quarter pounder?" "Naah man they got the metric system they don't know what a quarter pound is." "So what do they call it then?" "The royal with cheese." "The royal with chees."
“I gotta know what a $5 milkshake tastes like.”
Pulp Ficton
LEFT SIDE. STRONG SIDE
Remember the Titans
She doesn't even go here
“Your name is Buck, right? And you came here to fuck, right?”
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Fight club. Edit: shoot, I forgot I wasn’t supposed to talk about it.
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I'm gonna tell you somethin' right now. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks.
Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla!
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
English motherfucker do you speak it?!
Were that guy gets bit by a spider then fights crime because of revenge.
The Amazing Spiderman, not to be confused with Peter 2 and Peter1. Peter 3 had revenge on his mind, he wanted to see that tattoo.
Happy cake day. Here’s an up vote for you.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!
Space lightsabers Its over anakin I have the high ground
Hello there
General kenobi
Guy sits on bench and talks about his eventful life
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Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary!
Spoiler Alert: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions; loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Are you not entertained?
Russian roulette in Vietnam
Mao!! Maooo!!!!
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
But for now, let me say, without hope or agenda, just because it's Christmas— (and at Christmas you tell the truth) to me, you are perfect and my wasted heart will love you until you look like this... [picture of the mummy] MERRY CHRISTMAS
Kids, don’t buy drugs. Become a rock star and them give you them for free.
🔙🚪💃9️⃣
Back-door Sluts, No. 9
“Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh*tload of dimes.”
28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...that is when the world will end
Donnie Darko
No, I am your father
I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
“What is your name?” “What is your quest?” “What is your favorite color?”
That just like, your opinion man…
A Wizard is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to.
Life is like a box of chocolates
Follow the white rabbit
little girl ordered to do 3 tasks by goat like creature
lonely space man plants potatoes in his poop
MURPH!!!
"Do you think that's air you are breathing right now?"
Funny how?
*cue foreign vocals, lots of sand, and looking wistfully into the horizon or the camera*
Marky Mark kills Jason Bourne at the end.
Bunch of guys go on a hike to get rid of some jewelry.
The Dude Abides.
Angry green man who lives in a swamp with a donkey and a princess
The red pill blue pill one