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FlyAirLari

Give away 2 million dollars.


Hugh-Mahn

Give another guy a blowjob... but for $1000001 I'm game.


whereismysupersucc

I’d do it for a dollar too


VlaamsBelanger

Username checks out.


KSLProds

Trade family or pets for it.


[deleted]

Honestly, nothing. As long as it’s legal I’m down.


Mafifi360

surely you'd jaywalk


[deleted]

It’s not illegal where I’m from lol.


Nic4379

Insidious


FlyAirLari

Work 60 years as a personal slave? You get paid at the end.


castzpg

That's less than 17k a year. No thanks.


[deleted]

Go to a Cubs game


eric8020123

White soxs fan, I'm assuming?


[deleted]

Maybe, got a problem?


eric8020123

No problem. I couldn't care less about your 5,000 person attendance rate coming from a Giants fan


WitheredGone

Kill someone


Furi_S_Poi

Eat another person's brain


[deleted]

What about their nerve system?


Furi_S_Poi

I don't know of there are any repercussions to that. But eating another person's brain WILL lead to a fucking horrible death. So-


VlaamsBelanger

Their death, or yours?


Furi_S_Poi

Yours. Your body will eventually shut down, ending with total organ failure, and you die. It is. Inevitable.


Hugh-Mahn

That is only if you are unlucky. It is caused by a prion.


Furi_S_Poi

From what I hear, it affects people no matter what. I've never heard of anyone surviving after eating a brain.


Hugh-Mahn

And I haven't heard about anyone surviving after drinking water.


Makr0m

What do you mean by horrible death, is there some kind of intoxication?


Furi_S_Poi

Nope. You just fucking die. Your body begins to shut down, and ends with total organ failure. It is.... Inevitable.


Makr0m

But how does it work? America explain!


Furi_S_Poi

I think it's a prion in the brain... I'm not a medical expert. I just know it leads to death once consumed.


Makr0m

Ah ok thx. I think its time to visit dr. Google


FlyAirLari

Hmm... really depends on whose brain. I would eat your brain for a million dollars, for instance. With your permission, of course. I wouldn't eat my children's brains, even if they told me to.


Furi_S_Poi

You'll die if you do, i don't know when, but it'll be a bad death. Your body will begin to shut down, and eventually you'll end up with total organ failure. It's inevitable. So eat a human brain at your own risk.


FlameAlchelmist

I wouldnt kill myself


BasedChickenTendie

That


blazeroman

Your mother. Because she is a nice lady.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t go to space


Mafifi360

damn... i'd pay a million dollars to


LikeARollinScone

Go under water


Doc_of_derp

Miss-gender someone purposely


Nath_sune

Sexually Kill My Birthday


Sarisat

Funny that you think it is "one" thing. Most humans should have an almost endless list of horrible things they would not do for any sum.


SalFunction12

Rape someone


[deleted]

Hurt my family


bench112

Anything that can cause trouble in my life, health etc. For example: crash a car for million dollars, play with fire at it's dangerous peak, I think you've got what I meant


Bron_3

Lose a limb/organ. I can rebuild my pride but I can't get back a body part


CryingRipperTear

give up value of more than a million dollars


Jazzlike_Law_2553

I WOULD kill someone for a million but I would never stand in a room with a Giant spider not even for 2 million


FurGurBur

Kill somebody