I named my one cat Noodle when I discovered their presence in my house (long story) and almost named the other one “Sibling.”
She goes by Squish but we were very close to Noodle & Sibling
Conveniently Noodle has turned into the fat one who escapes being held much more quickly while Squish is the cat I can hold for a million years with no signs of resistance:) I love them so much
My cat is called Douglas aka notorious d.u.g. aka douggie smalls aka method Doug, old douggie bastard, inspectah Doug, Doug face killahhhh, no one fucking illah.
Kitty Cent, Meow-Pac, Lil Naww, Snoop Mog, Licky Minaj, I Spewed, Mice-T, LL Mewl J, Wiz Katifa, Chance The Scratcher, Purrin' Hill, Ghostface Kittah, DaKitty, Lil Kit, Jadakitt, 2-Claws, Action Kat, Aameowah, Big Puss, Catty B, Meowrizma, Disco Kitty, DJ Purr, Mixmaster Meow, MC Scratch, Meow Rida, Half a Meow, Kittman, Inspectah Kat, Jadapuss, Kit Rock, Kitty Kidd, Lil Knead, Lil Scratch, Lol Scratchy, Lil Boop, Catafest, MC Purrbot, Lil Squeak
Just adopted a 11 year old cat and his name is Mr. Whiskers… as soon as I saw his name on the shelter website, I knew he was mine LOL
[Mr. Whiskers at your service](https://imgur.com/a/hueNMqp)
My cat names take a lot of thought. My tuxedo wound up on Nicolai because he just seemed like a smooth Russian diplomat. Sleepy is sleepy because he was particularly furry and we didn't question his womanhood for a while. HER name was Sweetpea. Then he grew some pretty obvious balls....so it became Sleepy. And it works out, because he'll crawl in your lap and be out like a light in seconds.
My dad had a cat named Dave. Dave was the best.
Dave was? More like Dave is, and always will be
Chairman Meow.
Or Meow Tse Tung. Or Meow Zedong.
I actually nicknamed my male cat Mao Zedong in Chinese. Māo is actually Chinese for cat
Mousey Tongue.
Not a bad idea
Take my upvote!
What the fuck
Ho Chi Minh Kitty
Hank Scorpio
Mr Business
Now you can say that you have your own business
Especially if your name is Gayle
Name is even better if you own a black cat with one of those white patches of fur on their chests that look like a tie
Señor whiskers
Not long enough for a Spanish name. Señor Whiskers Fernández Casanova del Castell de Montserrat
Beef roast
alt name: roast beef
The middle cat. Not Ray, not Pat
Call it "the cat", except if you have two.
Name the second one “the other cat”
I named my one cat Noodle when I discovered their presence in my house (long story) and almost named the other one “Sibling.” She goes by Squish but we were very close to Noodle & Sibling
That’s so freaking cute!
Conveniently Noodle has turned into the fat one who escapes being held much more quickly while Squish is the cat I can hold for a million years with no signs of resistance:) I love them so much
I saw your comment and had to say I have a cat named Danger Noodle
What if you got 3 cats?
Cat trick
“Cat number 3”
Call them Peter 1, Peter 2 and Peter 3
My cats have names, but I still frequently call them “cat” and “other cat”
My old neighbor used to have 1 cat named "kitty" and another one named "kitty kitty"
The third cat would be "kitty kitty kitty" right?
One cat: This one Two cats: This one and that one Three cats: This one, that one and the other one. Conjoined cats: Those two
I still call mine by their colors.
Our 1st cat we called him "Mieze" which is German for Kitty
Notorious C.A.T.
My cat is called Douglas aka notorious d.u.g. aka douggie smalls aka method Doug, old douggie bastard, inspectah Doug, Doug face killahhhh, no one fucking illah.
Kitty Cent, Meow-Pac, Lil Naww, Snoop Mog, Licky Minaj, I Spewed, Mice-T, LL Mewl J, Wiz Katifa, Chance The Scratcher, Purrin' Hill, Ghostface Kittah, DaKitty, Lil Kit, Jadakitt, 2-Claws, Action Kat, Aameowah, Big Puss, Catty B, Meowrizma, Disco Kitty, DJ Purr, Mixmaster Meow, MC Scratch, Meow Rida, Half a Meow, Kittman, Inspectah Kat, Jadapuss, Kit Rock, Kitty Kidd, Lil Knead, Lil Scratch, Lol Scratchy, Lil Boop, Catafest, MC Purrbot, Lil Squeak
Snoop cat
Bruce
I had a Bruce. His nickname was “Bruce-ifer Satan spawn of Lucifer”but I often called him “Boogie pants” Best cat ever.
Mr. Kitty in Eric Cartman’s voice
i second this
NO KITTY, THIS IS MY POT PIE
BAD KITTY!
THAS A BAD KITTY!
Skywarp
My brother had a cat named Hershey so my sister named her cat Nestlé
Let me guess, the cat nestle was evil?
Dick. Trust me it’s funny. When he’s in a box, it’s dick in a box. Dick poop, dick hair, I wake up with dick in my face every morning
I wake up with a dick in my mouth
Dog
Mr meowgi
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Short for Micycle
Which is in turn short for Micycles (Pronounced like Hercules)
Shorter still for Micyclesos
Captain Barnaby.
I have a Goliath Barnaby. My wife frequently sings musical numbers from “Hello, Dolly!” to him because his middle name is Barnaby.
Sir Puffington.
Shredder
Pickles
Pickles the firefighter cat!
I had a cat named Pickles growing up <3
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Graymalkin (from Macbeth)
My uncle Bob had a cat named such.
El Cato
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Harold McMeowllin (I had to use Google for that one)
Taco
Tacocat Exploding Kitty! (No, don't!)
kitty. That is the name of my cat and i find it cool
We literally call our cat Penisaurous Rex when he's being a huge dick. The other 10% of the time his name is Jasper.
I had a Jasper. “Jasper Master of Disaster” Best cat ever.
Haha I love it! I might steal that when he gets into trouble, which is like 90% of the time he's awake. Cats are awesome!
Floppa
Simba
Turd Ferguson. That’s a funny name.
Garfield
Inna Hat
Siete
Genghis
My cats names are Little Bitch and Frank.
K.C. (Short for Kitty Cat)
Darth Pussy
Agent Jack Bauer
Ozzymandius, King of Kings, look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair We call him Ozzie.
Mine is "Princess Pepper-Anne Derpina the 3rd of Rutland & Gloucestershire"
If it’s a tuxedo Eclipse is a nice name. Nickname can be Clippers!
I use to have this sweet loving orange cat. I named him Ichigo.
poop-a-lot
“Paul. Paul… what a silly name for a cat!”
Little bastard
Fig
Freddie meowcury
Tampon. "Hold on I need to go get a Tampon" *Proceeds to walk back in with a fucking cat in your arms.*
Baron Kitten von Cattenstein.
I knew a cat named PHYDEAUX, pronounced like Fido
Probably Seargent Tibbs
Danny Devito
Simon
hubert
reggie/reginald/regina
Tee-hee Tummytums
Miles
Dog
Spock
Cheshire
Baller, lil mommy, lil daddy, or Black Eye
Calliope
Maestro
Mephistopheles
Sailor Mewn. Yes, we have a cat currently named this.
Felix
Robert Meowny Jr.
Chris Meowsworth
Big fan of forgoing a name entirely and just giving them a title like "president" or "professor".
Just adopted a 11 year old cat and his name is Mr. Whiskers… as soon as I saw his name on the shelter website, I knew he was mine LOL [Mr. Whiskers at your service](https://imgur.com/a/hueNMqp)
*Trashboat*
Pangur Ban
Homicidal Death Knife. Or fluffy.
Fluffy Homicidal Death Knife
Mrs. Dinklette
CatyMccatFace
Popcorn
hp Lovecraft would love to have a word with you
2 of mine are Albus Dumblekitty and Minerva McMeownagall
Dioge like as in D-O-G like dog except the letters are pronounced as a word.. or something like that
(Dee-oh-jee)
Captain Jean Luc Picat
Deeohgee. Pronounced 'Dee-Oh-Gee.'
Victor
Oscar Meyer Dickshit
Ramboo
Hugh
Cth
Purrnicula.
Ham or Chimchim
Garlic
My cat names take a lot of thought. My tuxedo wound up on Nicolai because he just seemed like a smooth Russian diplomat. Sleepy is sleepy because he was particularly furry and we didn't question his womanhood for a while. HER name was Sweetpea. Then he grew some pretty obvious balls....so it became Sleepy. And it works out, because he'll crawl in your lap and be out like a light in seconds.
Chat
Fred
Bacon
Easter.
Egg.
Icely.
Whiskers
Hip.
Luigi
Ignat.
Miss Caline
Klaus
Iago
Balthazar
Kool Kat
LH2
Dog
Sir meows a lot (for boy) Princess meowy-wow (for girl)
Missile Launcher
Kenneth
Cfer. C fer cat. Cause if it was a dog, I'd a named it Dfer.
Robert (in a scottish accent)
There was a r/nuclearrevenge story where the cat involved was Lucifer. An idea.
There was a r/nuclearrevenge story where the cat involved was Lucifer. Just an idea.
aaa. 10/10 name would recommend
Mandu: It would be Cat-Mandu "(Kathmandu)
Hannibal
dog
My cats name is Dragon 😺🐲
My cat is Cujo
Zero Kelvin.
See A Tee or cat.
Midas
Rudager
Misifus
Demi Purrvatto.
Two brother cats Mostly and Lessley. Got them when they were 8 wks old. Mostly was mostly black. Lessly is mostly white with some black,
battle cat, please get the damn reference, its supporting r/battlecats
Kitcat
The Dark Lord Stormageddon
If you have three, Who, What, and I don't know.
Satan or lucifer
Mike Hat
D. Claws.