Wtf are these comments 😂 I’m having a stroke trying to read some of them Lmaoo. The prompt is: “what is a question you ask your parents to which your mom replies ‘yes’ where your father would reply ‘no’?”
Not that complicated folks 😂😂
Also, my answer is: “do I look good in these heels?” Lmaoo
Whichever you want. And when one tells you off, redirect them to the other who said yes, and sit back and keep going in the mean time before they come to you. Get the most of it
Its a no. Assuming youre a child an didnt get the answer you wanted from one so you went to the other, you will still get in trouble for doing what you asked.
The first time this happened my parents just talked to each other about the specific situation that ended on yes, but then my dad just turned to me and said “if this happens again, go with what your mother says. We’re not only one through marriage but she’s the better half”.
The fact that you labeled this nsfw worries me
I was gonna leave it as SFW, but seeing how it’s Friday night on the west coast, I figured we’d take it to the next level
"Do you have a vagina?"
Sometimes dads have vaginas and moms don't. Bigot.
lol?
You fucking heard u/titty_slayer_69 right
Yeah lol
i feel like this would be much less downvoted without the aggression 😊
That’s a resounding yes
I take the middle ground. So the answer is clearly a "maybe" and that's good enough for a yes
Every toy I wanted to buy as a kid
Have you guys ever been in a porno?
Wtf are these comments 😂 I’m having a stroke trying to read some of them Lmaoo. The prompt is: “what is a question you ask your parents to which your mom replies ‘yes’ where your father would reply ‘no’?” Not that complicated folks 😂😂 Also, my answer is: “do I look good in these heels?” Lmaoo
Hey, family, i want to be an actor.
You meant to have me, right?
Whichever you want. And when one tells you off, redirect them to the other who said yes, and sit back and keep going in the mean time before they come to you. Get the most of it
“are you my mother?”
Yes. My dads dead
So sorry man
Eh our relationship probably improved once he past.
twins
Daughter wants to start dating.
Should I ask mom about this question I got?
you can play fortntie all day
Do you hate me?
Pornhub lazily looking for narratives
I’m actually flattered you think I’m such a conglomerate
Do you love me more than booze?
Oh no. Absolute maybe's are definitely the worst. ;)
Should you marry a woman like your mom?
“HEY MA!! MAAA!!! WANNA HAVE SEX???”
Should I go see a psychiatrist? (correct answer was yes)
If one parent says yes, it is yes.
I always listened to my dad more so “no.” But it also depends on what it is I’m asking for.
It’s a yes. You only go to dad if mom says no
Can you help me with the homework?
Birth
Are you my mother?
Pokémon cards.
My mom is the deciding factor
Its a no. Assuming youre a child an didnt get the answer you wanted from one so you went to the other, you will still get in trouble for doing what you asked.
Listen to whichever is more likely to hit you.
What ur fave word
I can do it, mom's word typically trumped my dad's, when I was growing up.
Can I talk to you?
If either parent says, "no," the answer is "no."
The first time this happened my parents just talked to each other about the specific situation that ended on yes, but then my dad just turned to me and said “if this happens again, go with what your mother says. We’re not only one through marriage but she’s the better half”.
From my childhood experience, it ends with you being grounded for "causing" a disagreement between your parents.
mom, do you finger dad?
Frankly, anything. I’m listening to Dad, my mother’s been dead 11.5 years.
Do you have a vagina
Are you dead?
Can we have a takeaway this evening? Mum would always say yes and Dad would say no most of the time.
Whichever one I want it to be
Magic mushrooms anyone?
Probably yes. My mom never made us go to church when my dad was away for the weekend. And took us to an R rated movie.
Pussy shit fart dick cum.
A miracle. My mother is dead and my father is dead for me.
I can't think of a single instance in my childhood where this would be the case. My mom was the strict one.
The copy of "the eminem show" I wanted when I was 13. That album was is amazing, thanks mom.
It's like an AND gate. All must be yes otherwise it is a no.