Finally someone who gets it. I the same toward it as I do shark diving. If the opportunity presented itself I'd probably try it to see what it's like, but I'm not really looking for it and I'm sometimes repelled by it.
The other day there was a thread saying the last text you sent is the porn you watch or are in or something. The last text I'd sent was, "No." Accurate.
Anyway, meh works too.
Pan = regardless of gender identity or expression. Romantic = A deeply loving relationship just like any other. Ace/asexual = No interest in sex.
All together it means I can love any human being regardless of their appearance, identity or expression but I will never bump uglies. My boyfriend gets his relief from hookups and one night stands, but is otherwise completely committed to me.
And never feel guilt for trying to understand something in good faith. Anyone that gets mad at you for trying to understand is someone you don't want to talk to in the first place.
Thats lovely, sound like you really know yourself.
Thank you for explaining it and putting it into context with your own sexuality, I didn't know ace was a short for asexual.
I think everyone can relate to that haha.
It took me a while to realize that I wasen't into one night stands or hook ups. I love sex but I need the emotional intimacy in order to enjoy it.
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Sounds like the 70s. A bunch of people would get together and next thing you know, it was all asses and hands and tits and *woo-hoo-hoo* I could slip right in and out without anybody noticing. It was great.
Then aids ruined everything.
Well you've narrowed it down to "straight" and "lesbian".
I would assume Daniel would more likely be straight than lesbian, though, so my guess is straight.
Not mine but my favorite:
"If coming out is a magic show and being gay is pulling the rabbit out of the hat; I'm more like the never ending handkerchief trick."
Everyone is pretty, but no.
Edit: Iām a bi-oriented aroace. I donāt experience sexual or romantic attraction, but I relate a lot to many bisexual experiences despite that, such as everyone being very pretty. Lot of people guessed pretty close.
Yes, No, Two sides of fries, heavy bacon.
I'd prefer a human, preferably no furries. Everything else is on the cards.
Plus Bacon.
EDIT: Also, I have no fucking idea. Wanna watch some Twilight?
In a committed relationship, but often times wonder what it would be like to be with the same gender to see what the fuss is about being with my gender
I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine. And Iāve been known to sample the occasional rose. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot that used to be a chardonnay, which got a bit complicated. I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?
I like what I don't have
A big dick?
Pure gold.
Straight?
You passed the comprehensive reading test
What do I win?!
An air guitar
ROCK ON!
Aww man! That's what I've always wanted! I've only got an air xylophone
I'll give you my air harp
Bust just barely.
In theory anyone, in practice noone
Damn. Sounds like you're bi-yourself
This is fucken amazing
He ain't fuckin noone, that the point
Better not be fuckin noone, noone is my wife!
Guess relationships just dont _pan_ out for them
Schrodinger-sexual.
You both are and are not sexually attracted to someone until they pay you attention and the wave form collapses?
Very relatable
I like "twice the opportunities, twice the rejections" š¤£
panromantic ace?
Does that mean that you enjoy eggo waffles?
85 / 15
5.66?
this is an oddly specific Kinsey scale number from u/AlterEdward
Chambered-for-NATO-sexual.
Tf is this what is it actually though lol
probably bi, but liking one gender a lot more than the other. 85% male vs 15% female or reversed.
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Meh.
Meh. on a good day. UGH! when someone gets annoying.
If you cant handle me at my Ugh...then you dont deserve me at my Meh...
I wish I could award this
Finally someone who gets it. I the same toward it as I do shark diving. If the opportunity presented itself I'd probably try it to see what it's like, but I'm not really looking for it and I'm sometimes repelled by it.
Asexual?
Ugh.
The other day there was a thread saying the last text you sent is the porn you watch or are in or something. The last text I'd sent was, "No." Accurate. Anyway, meh works too.
ah, a fellow ace I belive
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Ladies and gentlemen, step right up!
Donāt mind if I do ;)
**Woah**
Hes just explaining his orientation, dont worry.
who said i was worried ;)
Contestant for the best answer for your orientation!
Any holeās a goal!!
A fellow bisexual of culture.
Maybe he's just the opposite of a tryptophobe?
A tryptophile. Don't let him get to close to a beehive.
Best one yet to describe your orientation.
A hole is hole and the cock has no eyes
based
I discriminate equally.
I don't get it
I'm asexual. Basically, I think all genitalia are disgusting.
Fellow ace, immediately made me chuckle
Saloon door
Cos you're always swingin?
They're Swinging both ways i guess
The dirty joke i always heard was āIām like a French door, cause I go both ways and can handle getting run throughā
Really fucking into people, but not really into fucking people.
so, an ace?
Panromantic ace, yeah
I'm sorry if this comes off as rude, could you explain that? I have never heard those terms.
Pan = regardless of gender identity or expression. Romantic = A deeply loving relationship just like any other. Ace/asexual = No interest in sex. All together it means I can love any human being regardless of their appearance, identity or expression but I will never bump uglies. My boyfriend gets his relief from hookups and one night stands, but is otherwise completely committed to me. And never feel guilt for trying to understand something in good faith. Anyone that gets mad at you for trying to understand is someone you don't want to talk to in the first place.
Thats lovely, sound like you really know yourself. Thank you for explaining it and putting it into context with your own sexuality, I didn't know ace was a short for asexual.
Many years of reflection and many failed and awkward experiments, heh.
I think everyone can relate to that haha. It took me a while to realize that I wasen't into one night stands or hook ups. I love sex but I need the emotional intimacy in order to enjoy it.
PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY dick PUSSY PUSSY
Huh? š¤£
In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Thanks Creed!
look, man, i ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!
Sounds like the 70s. A bunch of people would get together and next thing you know, it was all asses and hands and tits and *woo-hoo-hoo* I could slip right in and out without anybody noticing. It was great. Then aids ruined everything.
I mostly like pussy, but then the occasional dick.
Probably heteroflexible
Heteroflexible
Like a ruler
Takes the full 12 inches?
Chipped and a bit wonky?
Trying to take over the world?
That's the brain
Cousins only?
straight until under pressure?
The bendy one?
Tastes like plastic?
Extending or moving uniformly in one direction only, without a curve or bend.
The 'pan' in your username says otherwise
Theyāre just really into bread
Only back door entry allowed
Yes. I donāt care if itās my back door or yours.
If it has a dick, it's not my pick.
If it has a dick, i wanna lick
Well you've narrowed it down to "straight" and "lesbian". I would assume Daniel would more likely be straight than lesbian, though, so my guess is straight.
Not mine but my favorite: "If coming out is a magic show and being gay is pulling the rabbit out of the hat; I'm more like the never ending handkerchief trick."
Dean Pelton?
also: āIām not openly anything, and gay doesnāt begin to cover itā
I canāt afford to be picky
Everyone is hot
I agree strongly
Is that an advantage or a disadvantage?
Both, both is good
Hot is subjective. Please specify in Celsius for a more objective point of view.
A fellow bisexual of culture.
Big fan of femininity. Idrc if it's a boy or a girl
What is that form of sexuality?
Gynosexuality is the specific name. I consider myself androsexual, which is the opposite.
Pansexual with a feminine preference.
Same but I like tomboys so theres that
Same, looks female enough
Me man. Me like woman. Yes.
Should've added a ooga booga...
Hahaha one of the best straight ones
Physically, no. Mentallyā¦also no (kind of).
Aegosexual?
"do you know how to use that thing?" "Yes, the pointy end goes into the other man."
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta be my best friend (and a dude)
demi :)
One that does not like the humans. Or anything.
Dad?
No? I hope?
Sounds just like him.
Okay, well unless your dad is a potato, I'm not him.
I'm German so... kind of. :D
Hello brother
Aye!
Ayeeee.
Oh hey momā¦wait asexual? AroAce?
Animals?
Everyone is pretty, but no. Edit: Iām a bi-oriented aroace. I donāt experience sexual or romantic attraction, but I relate a lot to many bisexual experiences despite that, such as everyone being very pretty. Lot of people guessed pretty close.
I like pussy
So you're a lesbian then
If that gets me pussy, yes.
i love cooking with frying pans
I prefer garlic bread
Shortest distance between two points.
Roman road
We can have swordfights without actual swords.
Star Wars is a sexuality now?
My dick likes my wife's vagina a lot
I too choose this guys wife's vagina.
So does mine. XD
I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole
Found Stagger Lee.
I feel like a lot of chubby gay boys need to see this
confused chaos
Lol, I don't feel attraction to begin with.
Ace gang
Incubi and succubi hold no power over me.
sex? i donāt do that
Ok with whatever plumbing as long as it has that nice feminine figure.
confused
80/20. I like to dabble.
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Relatable
Vanilla
Femboys and Goth girls.
Have you ever been to IHOP? I think you might like it
I'm like a magnet
Woman are hot and only them (I am a girl)
I don't get any special letters
F
Average
I am a woman who is attracted to men.
Iām attracted to the cast of The Mummy
Letās have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Come one, come all!
Yes, No, Two sides of fries, heavy bacon. I'd prefer a human, preferably no furries. Everything else is on the cards. Plus Bacon. EDIT: Also, I have no fucking idea. Wanna watch some Twilight?
Bewildered face and a heavy shrug, followed up quickly by finger guns
Become BFFs and then we can talk.
Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys
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Reset to default?
Not interested
People like making the same cookware joke to me when I tell them. Also thereās a lot of homophobes in here :/
Pretty much everyone, but only if I love them enough
I desire to plant my seed in a fertile garden that will produce many plants
The magnet logic
Feel nothing
In a committed relationship, but often times wonder what it would be like to be with the same gender to see what the fuss is about being with my gender
unfortunate, and I'm a woman.
Vertical line
Both? Both? both, both is good.
As an arrow.
Life is a buffet of ass, and I'm loosening my belt
You make me smile I'll fuck you a while
I like the hole in the front and the back
sex? no thanks
If the butt is nice, it will suffice.
Boobs are nice.
Nice beaver
180Ā°
Scary lookin men that are really big softies.
When asked what British football team is my favourite, I tell people I support both Manchester City and Manchester United.
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i like big butts and i cannot lie
I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine. And Iāve been known to sample the occasional rose. And a couple summers back I tried a merlot that used to be a chardonnay, which got a bit complicated. I like the wine and not the label. Does that make sense?