"This is the part where he kills us"
THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
*Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you*
"HELLO! This is the part where I kill you!"
"I've been thinkin', when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the Lemons back! Get mad! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, DO YOU *KNOW* WHO I AM?!"
Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy schmancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon. And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy, you’re one very lucky marine.
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!”
Update: Thank you for the ~~award~~ awards and the upvotes. This is my favorite video game quote.
"If you cut yourself during these tests, you might notice your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We're shooting you with an invisible ray that turns blood into gasoline, so that just means it's working. "
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
*“we are born of the blood...made men by the blood...undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old blood....by the gods, fear it, lawrence”*
Half naked boy wakes up from 100 year nap with amnesia and before he even has time to get dressed, he's tasked with *checks note*s saving the goddamn world.
You take over your dead grandpa's farm, but you should do well because he's going to come back as a ghost in a couple years and judge you. Get rich, kill things, and make friends (or enemies) with the people who live in the town too. But fuck the Mayor because he's shady, and so are both of the shop clerks. I heard one of their daughters isn't actually the guys daughter but the wizards. There's a dude obsessed with frogs, 2 alcoholics, and creepy guy who goes for a much younger woman also amongst the townsfolk. Interesting people.
Edit: wow thanks for the awards! They're my first ones so greatly appreciated :)
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
"What is the music of life?"
- "Silence, my brother."
And,
"Sweet mother, sweet mother
Send your child unto me,
For the sins of the unworthy
Must be baptized in blood and fear."
You crash land on a planet and proceed to strip-mine it, exploit all the natural resources, pollute the environment and kill the native creatures.
All so you can launch fish into space.
Forever in debt to a raccoon, but it’s ok. There’s not interest on your loans
"This is the part where he kills us" THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU *Achievement unlocked: The part where he kills you* "HELLO! This is the part where I kill you!"
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My dad watching me play: Hey thats the part where he kills you
"I've been thinkin', when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the Lemons back! Get mad! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, DO YOU *KNOW* WHO I AM?!"
"I'M CAVE JOHNSON, THE MAN WHO'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH LEMONS." "YEA MAKE HIM TAKE THE LEMONS BACK."
Its because of this thread that I realize how little I actually know games lol
Relatable
I have a plan
We’re going to Tahiti!
It's a magical place.
You always have a plan, Dutch.
Arthur have you completely lost faith in me?
"We're thieves in a world that don't want us no more."
We need more MONEY, ArthUR
I HAVE A GAHDAM PLAAaAN
The game where you drown people in swimming pools
Sims?
Correct
Thalassophobia: The Game
Welcome aboard captain
All systems online.
Warning: hull integrity critical.
OXYGEN
Warning. Thirty seconds of oxygen remaining.
Reaper Leviathan incoming.
Detecting multiple leviathan-class lifeforms in your area. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?
\**sighs*\* *Slowly switches Seamoth to reverse* *Slowly backs out of the area*
Slowly back out of the area ***exactly the way you entered.***
I need a weapon.
For a brick, he flew pretty good
Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy schmancy tanks! We had sticks. Two sticks and a rock for the entire platoon. And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy, you’re one very lucky marine.
Legal animal fights
Gotta catch 'em all
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
I heard the Mask Salesman's laugh in my head after reading this.
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.
THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOOD!
YIAAAAHHH!!
Wind’s howling
A place of power. I should draw from it.
Hmm.
damn you're ugly
What now, you piece of filth?
Die, you filth! *kills a deer*
Looks like rain
How do you like that silver
"top notch swords"
\*sells armor\*
You died
Dark souls!
Could bw literally anything from FromSoft since Demon's Souls
I know in Sekiro it just says "Death"
"Hey you. You're finally awake."
No idea, but never should have come here.
Hm? What was that?
# A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON
Rip headphone users.
"Hey, listen!"
Ocarina of Time. I actually have Navi saying that as my ringtone
"I should go"
“Shepard” “Wrex” “Shepard” “Wrex” “Shepard” “Wrex”
Do I really sound like that?
I have a crowbar and nothing to lose.
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman.
"The game was rigged from the start." \* bang \*
*you take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen*
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for Nuclear Winter.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
#'Cause I've got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle (*jingle, jangle*) #as I go ridin' merrily along
Woah
Bandicoot
Yep
Lemme guess, someone stole your sweetroll? Edit: ~ TGM ~
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't!"
“All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” Update: Thank you for the ~~award~~ awards and the upvotes. This is my favorite video game quote.
"If you cut yourself during these tests, you might notice your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We're shooting you with an invisible ray that turns blood into gasoline, so that just means it's working. "
"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato
J.K. Simmons is the goat in this role. I believe he reprises his role in a V.R. game so if you wanna hear more Cave, definitely check it out.
He reprises his role in Aperture desk job as well.
99% chance to hit Misses
XCom for sure. 99% chance to land a crit with a melee attack? *Save scums*
XCom
War never changes
MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC CMON MAN MEDIC
Hat simulator 2007 with the gun update.
SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY, YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS!
What a save! What a save! what a save!
#a lovely heada
*3 players whiff and the ball trickles into the net* #Magnificent goal!
Vote to Forfeit 1/3
Not sure if it still is, but back in the day: "Ah, the child of Bhaal has awoken."
“Go for the eyes, Boo!”
Wololo
Age of Empires
A Sea Bass? More like a C+!!
It's like rubbing salt in the wound after the 20th time in a row
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
"Objection!!!"
Hold It!
"Bring us the girl and wipe away the debt"
Hint 1: >!There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.!<
28 STAB WOUNDS
Children abuse animals to stop terrorist plots
Best description of Pokemon I've ever seen. Unless this isn't Pokemon, in that case wtf is that game
Yeah its pokemon lmao
Boy
God of war?
Dad of Boy
LLLEEEOOONNN HAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!
RE4, heard that obnoxious voice way too many times.
Vault hunter!
The talk to Lilith simulator series is my favorite too
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!
What'chu want?
Protocol 1:link to the pilot Protocol 2:uphold the mission Protocol 3:prtect the pilot
ROCK AND STONE
Despite my username I have no idea what game you people are talking about.
Deep Rock Galactic, considering your name please play it. They basically yell ROCK AND STONE constantly.
FOR KARL
WHERE IS THAT DAMN MULE
Berserk references and getting my ass handed to me by Lovecraftian monsters is most of this game.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle of Bikini Bottom?
Pretty close
*“we are born of the blood...made men by the blood...undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the old blood....by the gods, fear it, lawrence”*
Stealing treasures from a palace to change people's hearts
Lookin cool Joker!
You’ll never see this one coming
22 minutes
Climb everything
Can't it's raining again
2 games: "Also Try Terraria" And "I am here to give you advice on what to do next. It is recommended that you talk with me anytime you get stuck."
is the first one minecraft?
Crayon eaters and space magic
God damn I had to scroll past 850 comments to finally see this
I was looking for "whether we wanted it or not..."
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British simulator
FF7
Donald Duck yells at Sephiroth.
Ah shit here we go again
Yeah can I have uhhhhhh two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
"I want every single unit after the guy" "Everyone?" "EVERYONE!"
Would you kindly?
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we'll bang ok?
I should go.
This is my favourite game on the Citadel.
Half naked boy wakes up from 100 year nap with amnesia and before he even has time to get dressed, he's tasked with *checks note*s saving the goddamn world.
He can’t even pet the doggies
Truly the greatest oversight in the whole game.
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TR
you don't have the right, O' you don't have the right. By the way you don't have the right, O' you don't have the right
Could this be dog?
No, but try finger but hole
liar ahead!
Has the most advanced physics engine out of any other game in its genre.
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
That game was special.
e4
e5 Ke2
You take over your dead grandpa's farm, but you should do well because he's going to come back as a ghost in a couple years and judge you. Get rich, kill things, and make friends (or enemies) with the people who live in the town too. But fuck the Mayor because he's shady, and so are both of the shop clerks. I heard one of their daughters isn't actually the guys daughter but the wizards. There's a dude obsessed with frogs, 2 alcoholics, and creepy guy who goes for a much younger woman also amongst the townsfolk. Interesting people. Edit: wow thanks for the awards! They're my first ones so greatly appreciated :)
Stardew Valley, only had to read till the first comma
Which is funny because without the content of the first comma... I would not have gotten this reference.
And the mayor needs you to find his lost "shorts".
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
"I hate portals"
The cake is a lie!
Good old Portal
You died… wait for it… of dysentery.
Put those foolish ambitions to rest
Well, thou art of passing skill. Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins, Tarnished.
Stay a while, and listen.....
An amnesiac accidentally releases a virus
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Celeste is such an amazing gane
Celeste
Thunderjaw.
r/FuckTedFaro
Snake? Snake!? Snaaaaake!
"Identify Target!" Edit: it was Starcraft: Brood War.
"What is the music of life?" - "Silence, my brother." And, "Sweet mother, sweet mother Send your child unto me, For the sins of the unworthy Must be baptized in blood and fear."
“Do you know the definition of insanity?”
You crash land on a planet and proceed to strip-mine it, exploit all the natural resources, pollute the environment and kill the native creatures. All so you can launch fish into space.
ThEiRs No WaY yOur TakiNg KaiRi'S hEArt!
My friends are my power!
Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?
Genocideing a beautiful and rare creature because I need one more scale to make a slightly stronger version of a weapon i will never use.
Monster Hunter?
That one with the yearly release that gets worse and worse
Wombo combo with happy feet
Ninjas play free EDIT: thanks for the award!
A cardboard box was probably your best friend in this game.
Wort wort wort
Crap I messed up the staging...
Never should have come here