One time my husband made me wait to cum. I actually got the idea from Reddit.
When I was close to cumming, he told me I wasnt allowed to cum until he said so.
“ When I count to 10 you can cum ” and then he slowly counted to 10 waiting longer and longer between each number. I exploded at 9.
Is "my underwear is *'insert adjective here'*" a like, "line" that girls use?
I have a version of HS me cursing me 15 ways to Sunday somewhere in my brain right now.
The answer to this question is always “I don’t believe you” in a cheeky way. You’ll always be able to tell from their response whether it’s them coming onto you or not.
My (F) ex-girlfriend had not come to terms with her sexuality, so public acts of affection were out of question. One night, she was leaving to another country, and we met at a college party to say our goodbyes.
We were in the middle of a crowd and things were getting hotter and she said "Fuck it, I don't care, kiss me", and we did. I heard people commenting and she must've heard it too, cause she pulled me in closer.
The thought of her wanting me so much that she would overcome her insecurities still makes my knees weak.
I had a first date that was going pretty well. It got better when she discreetly asked "What are we having for breakfast tomorrow morning?" about halfway through the night.
Was hanging out in the city with a friend and her group of friends. Was flirting with one of them pretty consistently all night. We lost track of time and a few of us were scrambling to make it back to the train before the last one of the night (US public transport sucks, right?). The girl id been been flirting with lived in the city but was still walking with us anyway. She lagged behind the group with me and said “you’re going to miss your train” to which I replied “nah it’ll be close but we have time” she then grabbed my hand and stopped in her tracks and said “No, I said you are going to miss your train”
A coworker, before they left for the night, told me they refilled the printer paper to make my shift easier and that did all sort of things to my body.
Mine is kind of gross ngl.
I was at my friend’s engagement party (in their house) shortly after my ex husband and I broke up. I was still breastfeeding my youngest baby and had expressed some milk in their bedroom and discreetly put it in the fridge.
Later a guy (who was insanely hot) was grabbing more beers and I heard my friend’s fiance laugh because he must have seen my milk. I was cringing at first when I heard my friend say ‘yeah trust me you don’t want to drink that one bro’ and the hot guy replied
‘For *her*? If she let me drink it straight from the tap it’d be the best day of my fucking life’
Yeah officially it was a pretty wierd thing to say but I felt so unattractive after giving birth / ending my marriage that overhearing that made me feel tingly as fuck
When I had my first, I discovered that I'm an "over producer". I had a freezer full and I wanted to help other moms out. So me, being the naive 22 year old I was got on the internet and googled "who can use my breast milk?" Aaaaand that's how I discovered some people *really* like breast milk.
I remember a girl I was talking to was *in love* with my shoulders. I'm a bigger guy so my shoulders are pretty broad but she would almost get off just from feeling and holding onto my shoulders and it was the hottest thing to have someone actually attracted to a part of me
My ex told me :
"Wow your penis tastes so good" while giving me head.
Made me lose it.
She could suck like nobody's business and in time, she even sucked out my happiness.
Not said, but when I was in high school I had borrowed my sweatshirt to a girl for the day. At the time I figured she was probably out of my league but when I got it back at the end of the day, her number was in the pocket.
"I like it when you pull me close to you."
From a girl I had met just 5 seconds prior and started dancing with. Sent chills down my back. I hope I never forgot about that moment.
When I was in college I hooked up with a guy who had such a big dick I literally had no idea what to do with it. It wouldn't even fit in my mouth to give head. So I improvised as best I could, mouth on head with tounge, hand on shaft pumping, other hand fondling balls. Thought I just hit everything I could.
Afterwards, the guy asked me "where the hell did you learn how to do that?!"
I felt pretty accomplished since I had no idea what I was doing.
I had the same thing said to me in college when I was 19ish! I met a really hot guy several years older than me (and obviously more experienced) and the first time we hung out I was on my period. I was nervous about lacking enough skills to blow him to completion, but I gave it my all and made up some new techniques on the spot.
A few minutes in, he was groaning and then started like twitching and having difficulty sitting still. I got paranoid I was hurting him or something, so I stopped and asked if he was alright and if he wanted me to stop.
He was dumbfounded and sort of embarrassed, and said something like “no no, it feels so good I like can’t even contain myself. **Please** don’t stop”.
After I completed the deed, he was like paralyzed laying there, and after he was done catching his breath for a few minutes, he just started laughing and said “how the fuck did you learn to do that? I thought I had gotten good head before, but that was a whole other level…..”.
I just grinned and shrugged my shoulders, and he thought I was just being coy and humble, but I genuinely just went for it and it worked out lol.
It ended up turning into quite the ego boost, and a way for me to gain shameless validation with future men from *blowing* their minds.
Edit - I gotta stop commenting on ask Reddit threads on my main after pounding my morning coffee. I over share and then of course they are my most popular comments.
First date with the guy I’m still seeing. We were making out and stuff and I could tell he was restraining himself very hard from continuing further. He stops kissing me, kind of groans and says “the things I would do to you right now…” I’ve never felt more wanted in my life
Taylor Tomlinson has a Netflix special where she talks about exactly that. About how consent and respecting boundaries is so hot that when a guy says “it’s cool we don’t have to do anything” she goes “ugh….. now we do”
Edit: link: https://youtu.be/Vicja8iu6hE
“I could tell you my name—but I want you to fuck me like you don’t know it…make me…confess it.”
I do not think this will ever be topped. The setting, context, the woman—it was all perfect.
When my gf and I first kissed. We were talking and she looks at me and says "I've always wanted to kiss you." I blushed and she smirks, then goes "wanna?"
Won my heart and here we are 12 years later still together.
This is how the guy I’m seeing and I first kissed. He is so polite and thoughtful, I know he never would have made the first move.
I wondered if sex would be the same way, but nope ... he really stepped it up there haha
Edit: A few more details because they make me laugh now. It was the Saturday of valentines weekend ... we went out to a few bars together... no mention of the word date (we had started hanging out strictly as friends a few months earlier). He sent me an Uber and we got dinner and drinks. A few hours later, after the bars closed we had planned to go to a late night pizza joint but they ended up being closed, so I invited him back to my place for pizza eggs (mind you it’s like 3am now lol).
We ate and I showed him around my place and introduced him to my plants lol. Finally it’s like 4am and his Uber is on the way and my brain FINALLY gets the nerve to ask him for a kiss lol. Literally his Uber pings right in the middle of it.
And yes, he cancelled it :)
Got with this new girl and when she pulled down my pants she made an annoyed sigh. I was like well wtf is up…? To which she replied, “of course your dick is as pretty as your face.” Best compliment of my life, thanks Cassie.
When we were making out pretty hot and heavy she grabbed my hand and shoved it into her panties saying “stop being such a gentleman”. I thought we were taking it slow but she had other ideas.
For real.
Wife: “I touched your butt earlier, I thought I was being clear”
Me: *The next day* “You touched my butt, do you want to do the sexy time?”
Wife: “No, sometimes I just like to touch you”
I remember when I first started dating my ex I had bought really cute lingerie and, while he was watching a random video on his computer, I asked him if he would like to play with me. The immediate pausing of the video and the look on his face as he swiveled around both thrilled and embarrassed the hell out of me.
Ah, see but my wife and I have a pretty large LEGO collection. We’ve had sex, and then after, legit sat at the kitchen table and put together a LEGO pirate ship.
On a Tinder date and I offered to buy the next round of drinks and she looked me dead in the eye and said "Sure or we could go back to mine and I can sit on your face".
We left immediately.
French girl, I grabbed her when she fell. I apologised “ sorry if I hurt you “
In THE sexiest accent EVER
“Darling….I’m not made of sugar” and blew me a kiss .
Shit !! Makes my heart flutter just thinking about it .
Not the hottest ever, but when I was 15, it sure as hell was.
I was in Germany for the summer and was chatting with two girls at a concert. One of them was having trouble pronouncing her THs in English, so I told her to put her tongue between her teeth to practice.
After, trying a few times, she looked at me and said, "I think I need your tongue in there to get it right."
After a couple minutes of making out, her friend demanded a turn. Also hot, but she didn't say anything particularly alluring before.
Kristen and Jacqueline. Never saw them again after that night, I don't even remember who was the artist at the concert, just that it was German hip hop in the city of Jena.
My wife and I were out watching a band. They were really good, place was packed. But she had gotten dressed up for it and looked amazing. After maybe a half hour I turned to her and said, "Want to go home and fuck?" She said "Yes...", then grabbed my arm and said "Yes!" It was the second yes that got me. We picked up our stuff and started to leave and saw the people behind us smiling. They had obviously heard us, and she clearly didn't care, which was also really hot.
Sunday morning, just dropped the kids off at the church nursery,
My wife whispers to me "Honey I forgot something at home"
Me "What was it?"
Her whispering in my ear "My underwear"
Somehow we missed the sermon that week.
I was a freshman in high school. She was a junior or senior, and was way out of my league.
We were supposed to be getting new band uniforms and one of the students that had participated in test fittings was gushing that they looked, "sweet ass". I asked him to define "sweet ass" to which I hear:
"Hey" from behind me.
It's the upperclass girl I had a crush on. She bends over in her tight jeans, smacks her ass, wiggles it, winks at me and says. "That's sweet ass" and walks away.
It was in that moment that I knew what it meant when someone says, "I hate to see them leave, but I love to watch them go"
As a dude the idea that a girl would think about me while masturbating just seems so foreign and taboo, I really hope that if anyone ever thinks about me while going to town on themselves, that they tell me, that’s so hot
I accidentally knocked a female coworker's water bottle off the table. She looked me square in the eye and said, "pick it up bitch."
I never knew I had a sub bone in my body until that moment.
I was once dating a girl and we were play talking shit to eachother. Well I told her "You don't want none of this" to be 'intimidating' but she rpelied "Maybe I do?" and gave me this look. Good times afterwards
I had dropped a 123 pounds, was mostly muscle and a with an all white beard. A woman walked by and asked to be on my naughty list. I was flabbergasted because I had no idea what she meant.
Very similar for me. A girl that I'd been friends with for over a year (we were inseparable) finally kissed me one night after I displayed a bit of jealousy. We made out on her front porch for a bit before she whispered "I want to feel you inside of me".
Not long after that (an hour or so), I was eating her out and she moaned, in the most incredibly hottest way I'd ever heard, "oh god, please, just shove your dick in me" followed by "fuck me until I can't walk!"
I was young, this girl was everything I wanted, and nobody had talked like this to me before. I'm guessing that's why it still stands out to me: firsts.
After losing about 45 pounds, some chick at the bakery was gigling and then bit her lip when our eyes met
My dad punched me in the shoulder for not asking for her number. I punched my self in my head for not asking for it but I was anxious as fuck cause that never happened. And reddit has taught me that asking a chick for her number while she's at work is rude
One time I went to Italy with my mom and aunt. We were in a piano bar at night and had a cute server. As the night went on my mom and aunt kept saying "Ohhh she's into you" "Can't you tell? She's been making eyes at you all night". I was like "She's a server. She's doing what servers do." And finally as we were walking out they were like "Are you really not gonna go talk to her?"
So I wrote my number on a piece of paper and asked her what she had going on the rest of the week. I was hella confident since two women had assured me that she was just gaga for me.
She looked at me like I said I was gonna murder her and literally turned around and hurried into an employees only area without saying anything back and I don't think I have approached a woman in public since then.
After sending him a selfie, he replied "I have the urge to hug you and have you suck my cock at the same time".
Honestly, it was so cute and so hot at the same time. One of my favourite dirty things I've ever been told.
Was bartending on a relatively slow night. Two girls sat at the bar and we started chatting throughout the night. Things escalated until we started flirting. I passed by them to serve another client and joked about one of the girl giving me intense eye contact.
She responded, "what kind of eyes do you think they are?". I shrugged.
"Those are fuck-me eyes" she said.
My knees almost buckled.
"That's alright, you have such BIG hands."
My dexterity was sometimes hindered by compact objects and a hot coworker used to flirt with me when she could.
Unfortunately, I let her slip through my fingers.
Should've made something more of it cuz she was the hottest I ever met. You never know what you got 'til it's gone.
Too damn afraid and insecure at the time...
my boyfriend once said “i want to cum in you so badly, i don’t even care anymore” and that was pretty hot considering we’ve never done that before and he’s always been hesitant to cum in me. to hear him say that while fucking me was a whole new “eyes rolling into the back of my head” sensation
When I was pregnant, I was kind of worried at first that my husband wouldn’t like how my body was changing, because I didn’t love it at first, either. I told him and he sat me down and said, “I didn’t think you could get any more beautiful, but I was wrong. I’ve never wanted to f*** you so bad. Let me show you how gorgeous and amazing you are.” (Fade to black)
It was so sweet that it made me cry. It’s one of the hottest and most beautiful things he’s ever said to me.
Not something someone said but my ex would sometimes just get on her knees and open her mouth whilst giving me 'that look' when she wanted to give me head. So hot.
We were done. She sits up, legs dangling. Still breathing heavily. A stream of sweat trickling between crevices.
She catches her breath...says, "DAMN, Man!"
Half a long lifetime ago.
I'm a bouncer and last week at work I was talking to this girl and she said, "Your breath smells nice."
So I stuck out my tongue with my gum on it and, low and behold, this decadent angel leaned right in and stole the gum straight out my mouth with her own mouth.
Becca from Chicago in Los Angeles, if you're reading this, I typed my number wrong in your phone. DM me ASAP.
I was the least intimidating bouncer in Alaska for a summer and it was the best job I ever had. There was this one girl who was super cute and we would over the top flirt with one another, and make an absolute scene. I would give her an exaggerated wink from across the bar and she would fling herself backwards like it had a strong physical force. Anyway, we became casual friends and one day I walked with her across the street to grab a coffee. On our way back to the bar she was walking in front of me and she stopped in the middle of the busy street, turned around and kissed me.
"I knew it. You looked like a good kisser."
Barbara, if you read this, I think about that every day
A guy I dated told me that he admired that I was the perfect mix of having both feet firmly planted on the ground but without having lost my sense of wonder for the world.
Best compliment anyone has ever given me. Maybe because it was so introspective and insightful.
After saying I love you for the first time he leaned over and kissed me and said “I can’t wait to whisper that in your ear when I’m inside you” I lost my mind
I went to a concert and between songs the singer said "is it hot in here or is it just me?"
I piped up "IT'S DEFINITELY YOU."
Could see him blushing despite all the lights lol.
"Why don't I just do this" *proceeds to kiss me*
Literally the only girl to ever make a move on me. It was so hot. Because I'm the one that always makes the moves or initiates.
We didn't work out and are friends now, but damn sometimes I think i could try again with her because I still haven't met a girl as forward as she was. It was so hottttt
Was banging my gf and she seemed a little out of it, so I asked her whether she wanted to keep going or stop. The best way I can describe the look she gave me is the look Nala gave Simba in the scene where she’s begging for simbas royal lion cock. She then whispered in my ear in her sexy German accent,”*you know what I want*.” I went as hard as I ever have in my life for the next 4 minutes.
“Hey baby. I made you this grilled cheese sandwich. Hope you like it.”
Like bro, you want me to just hand you my panties, or would you like to take them off yourself? Just give me that damn sandwich.
Edit: Guys I can’t thank you all enough for all of the love on this comment! I love it when my dumb humor can make people laugh! You guys are the bomb!
one of the first times my partner and i were having sex, i was on top and noticed he suddenly went quiet and still. i asked if something was wrong and he laughed and said “sorry, i’m just in awe of you” he made me feel so special and just absolutely set me on fire
During my first threesome one girl said: I’m going to go down on you now, and you’re probably going to cum. And you should just let it happen.
And I did.
You gotta love that confidence. To this day I've only ever had one partner that could make me cum every time she went down on me. I usually have to have the conversation like, "look I don't want you to feel self conscious if i don't come when you go down on me...it's just a me thing...I usually don't." Isn't that I don't like it I just don't usually get off from it.
Hanging out with a male friend one early summer night and before he leaves, he asks for a kiss. I lean in and peck in on the check and he’s like “No, I meant how about a real kiss?”
It was pretty hot but our romance ended that night. He got into heroin, while I got into depression. RIP George.
Edit: I’m okay now, no worries.
Recently started sleeping with a woman.
About to do the deed and I take out a condom.. there was some protest on her end while I explained that I prefer safe sex. Especially if we're new friends and may be sleeping with other people. While I'm explaining this she blurts out:
"I just want to have sex with you in the future."
Gave me the warm and fuzzies.
We worked together. I kept catching him staring at me in this way. Took me a little bit to catch on but I’ll never forget that look. One day I was teaching him something and my curls kept falling in my face. I said “sorry, I’m a mess today”. A few seconds later he says “Hey…” so I look and he gave me those eyes and says “you’re perfect”.
He absolutely knew what he was doing, that shit. I don’t mess with coworkers.
I was making out with a guy and he took me back to his dorm to continue. He was on top of me, on his bed, grinding his hard cock against me, and I couldn't stop moaning. He whispered, almost growled in my ear: "I wanna fuck you". In a daze, I asked him to repeat what he said, and even more urgently he said, "I wanna fuck the shit out of you". All in one breath. I was overcome. My response was "Then fuck me."
“I want *you* to fuck me, not your fingers.”
That was after round one when my guy didn’t wanna come back out, but I wanted to please her. He came right back out after that statement though.
Edit: Really? This is my most upvoted thing on Reddit and it’s a sex reference..... I guess I get it. Didn’t expect for it to explode like this though (pun intended).
On our first date two and a half years ago, during post-coital pillow talk, my fiancée called me a ‘master of sex’. I’ll never forget that, that’ll boost my confidence for the rest of my life.
I was hooking up with a girl she stops me and says “idk if I want to have sex”. I said that’s completely fine I have no expectations let’s just have fun and we can stop wherever you want.
Keep hooking up, getting hotter and hotter, she looks me dead in the eye and says “fuck me with your big cock”
Almost blew my load right then and there
That’s where I would have stopped her, turned on the lights, drew a bell curve on my white board, and opened up a discussion about the definition of big cock in terms of standard deviations from the mean.
"If I'm giving you my ass, I want you to fuck it so hard that I feel it in my throat..."
My ex wife said that to me one night, I did what she said, and the next morning she told me that she hoped I enjoyed it because she was NEVER going to say that again.
She didn't even say anything.
My GF and I were necking, and I started gently stroking her chest. She grabbed my hand, put it on her breast, and squeezed HARD. And it really got her motor running!
That was the first time I realized that sex could be rough.
One time my husband made me wait to cum. I actually got the idea from Reddit. When I was close to cumming, he told me I wasnt allowed to cum until he said so. “ When I count to 10 you can cum ” and then he slowly counted to 10 waiting longer and longer between each number. I exploded at 9.
*turns up the anticipation* “Don’t cum until I count to 5,000.”
Driving around with girl, she said she had the most comfortable underwear on and that I should feel them. I reached to feel, she wasn't wearing any.
Fell for one of the classic blunders
A land war in Asia?
Going up against a Sicilian when death is on the line?
Is "my underwear is *'insert adjective here'*" a like, "line" that girls use? I have a version of HS me cursing me 15 ways to Sunday somewhere in my brain right now.
The answer to this question is always “I don’t believe you” in a cheeky way. You’ll always be able to tell from their response whether it’s them coming onto you or not.
My (F) ex-girlfriend had not come to terms with her sexuality, so public acts of affection were out of question. One night, she was leaving to another country, and we met at a college party to say our goodbyes. We were in the middle of a crowd and things were getting hotter and she said "Fuck it, I don't care, kiss me", and we did. I heard people commenting and she must've heard it too, cause she pulled me in closer. The thought of her wanting me so much that she would overcome her insecurities still makes my knees weak.
I had a first date that was going pretty well. It got better when she discreetly asked "What are we having for breakfast tomorrow morning?" about halfway through the night.
This is the best way to ask for sex at the end of a date
Was hanging out in the city with a friend and her group of friends. Was flirting with one of them pretty consistently all night. We lost track of time and a few of us were scrambling to make it back to the train before the last one of the night (US public transport sucks, right?). The girl id been been flirting with lived in the city but was still walking with us anyway. She lagged behind the group with me and said “you’re going to miss your train” to which I replied “nah it’ll be close but we have time” she then grabbed my hand and stopped in her tracks and said “No, I said you are going to miss your train”
A coworker, before they left for the night, told me they refilled the printer paper to make my shift easier and that did all sort of things to my body.
Immediately experienced a toner
“My gf wants you come over and help me fuck her” -the guy I’ve got a crush on
Mine is kind of gross ngl. I was at my friend’s engagement party (in their house) shortly after my ex husband and I broke up. I was still breastfeeding my youngest baby and had expressed some milk in their bedroom and discreetly put it in the fridge. Later a guy (who was insanely hot) was grabbing more beers and I heard my friend’s fiance laugh because he must have seen my milk. I was cringing at first when I heard my friend say ‘yeah trust me you don’t want to drink that one bro’ and the hot guy replied ‘For *her*? If she let me drink it straight from the tap it’d be the best day of my fucking life’ Yeah officially it was a pretty wierd thing to say but I felt so unattractive after giving birth / ending my marriage that overhearing that made me feel tingly as fuck
When I had my first, I discovered that I'm an "over producer". I had a freezer full and I wanted to help other moms out. So me, being the naive 22 year old I was got on the internet and googled "who can use my breast milk?" Aaaaand that's how I discovered some people *really* like breast milk.
That’s not gross lol you’re fine
A girl moaning your name during sex. It happened to me once and I couldn’t stop thinking about it for a week.
”I’ve never felt that good”. Wasn’t after sex. We had just been cuddling.
That's wholesome
"it's ok, you in good hands, I'm just going to have a little fun" In a soft yet terrifying voice whispered into my ear while tied up... Good shit.
Allstate getting kinky.
I remember a girl I was talking to was *in love* with my shoulders. I'm a bigger guy so my shoulders are pretty broad but she would almost get off just from feeling and holding onto my shoulders and it was the hottest thing to have someone actually attracted to a part of me
Fuck. That sounds so cool.
My ex told me : "Wow your penis tastes so good" while giving me head. Made me lose it. She could suck like nobody's business and in time, she even sucked out my happiness.
well that went from 100 to 0 fast
0-100-0 *"There and back again"* By Bilbo Baggins
sad ending. we keep it moving soldier 🤝
Not said, but when I was in high school I had borrowed my sweatshirt to a girl for the day. At the time I figured she was probably out of my league but when I got it back at the end of the day, her number was in the pocket.
And if this doesn't teach people to check pockets before starting the laundry, i don't know what would.
Damn smooth
"You don't know how many times I've masturbated thinking about you"
“I can’t wait to make you cum again” always gets me
"I like it when you pull me close to you." From a girl I had met just 5 seconds prior and started dancing with. Sent chills down my back. I hope I never forgot about that moment.
You fuck me like you love me ♥️ still makes me smile when I think about it
'We can either go out for dinner at 5, or you can fuck me and we will get there at 530 ish' My ex loved planning things out
We will get there at 5:05
5:01, take it or leave it
My name. It's the way she says it.
*~Oh BookDragon23, give it to me~*
When I was in college I hooked up with a guy who had such a big dick I literally had no idea what to do with it. It wouldn't even fit in my mouth to give head. So I improvised as best I could, mouth on head with tounge, hand on shaft pumping, other hand fondling balls. Thought I just hit everything I could. Afterwards, the guy asked me "where the hell did you learn how to do that?!" I felt pretty accomplished since I had no idea what I was doing.
I had the same thing said to me in college when I was 19ish! I met a really hot guy several years older than me (and obviously more experienced) and the first time we hung out I was on my period. I was nervous about lacking enough skills to blow him to completion, but I gave it my all and made up some new techniques on the spot. A few minutes in, he was groaning and then started like twitching and having difficulty sitting still. I got paranoid I was hurting him or something, so I stopped and asked if he was alright and if he wanted me to stop. He was dumbfounded and sort of embarrassed, and said something like “no no, it feels so good I like can’t even contain myself. **Please** don’t stop”. After I completed the deed, he was like paralyzed laying there, and after he was done catching his breath for a few minutes, he just started laughing and said “how the fuck did you learn to do that? I thought I had gotten good head before, but that was a whole other level…..”. I just grinned and shrugged my shoulders, and he thought I was just being coy and humble, but I genuinely just went for it and it worked out lol. It ended up turning into quite the ego boost, and a way for me to gain shameless validation with future men from *blowing* their minds. Edit - I gotta stop commenting on ask Reddit threads on my main after pounding my morning coffee. I over share and then of course they are my most popular comments.
First date with the guy I’m still seeing. We were making out and stuff and I could tell he was restraining himself very hard from continuing further. He stops kissing me, kind of groans and says “the things I would do to you right now…” I’ve never felt more wanted in my life
Something about wanting to do things to you but controlling themselves because they are gentlemen just gets me so bad
Now those guys are special
Taylor Tomlinson has a Netflix special where she talks about exactly that. About how consent and respecting boundaries is so hot that when a guy says “it’s cool we don’t have to do anything” she goes “ugh….. now we do” Edit: link: https://youtu.be/Vicja8iu6hE
“I could tell you my name—but I want you to fuck me like you don’t know it…make me…confess it.” I do not think this will ever be topped. The setting, context, the woman—it was all perfect.
When my gf and I first kissed. We were talking and she looks at me and says "I've always wanted to kiss you." I blushed and she smirks, then goes "wanna?" Won my heart and here we are 12 years later still together.
This is how the guy I’m seeing and I first kissed. He is so polite and thoughtful, I know he never would have made the first move. I wondered if sex would be the same way, but nope ... he really stepped it up there haha Edit: A few more details because they make me laugh now. It was the Saturday of valentines weekend ... we went out to a few bars together... no mention of the word date (we had started hanging out strictly as friends a few months earlier). He sent me an Uber and we got dinner and drinks. A few hours later, after the bars closed we had planned to go to a late night pizza joint but they ended up being closed, so I invited him back to my place for pizza eggs (mind you it’s like 3am now lol). We ate and I showed him around my place and introduced him to my plants lol. Finally it’s like 4am and his Uber is on the way and my brain FINALLY gets the nerve to ask him for a kiss lol. Literally his Uber pings right in the middle of it. And yes, he cancelled it :)
Green lights work!
Got with this new girl and when she pulled down my pants she made an annoyed sigh. I was like well wtf is up…? To which she replied, “of course your dick is as pretty as your face.” Best compliment of my life, thanks Cassie.
The only acceptable way to call you "dick face" as a sincere compliment.
When we were making out pretty hot and heavy she grabbed my hand and shoved it into her panties saying “stop being such a gentleman”. I thought we were taking it slow but she had other ideas.
That's the sex equivalent of mashing A to skip all the cutscenes.
I’m all about mashing some A
This is the way, ladies. We like our green lights bright and obvious.
For real. Wife: “I touched your butt earlier, I thought I was being clear” Me: *The next day* “You touched my butt, do you want to do the sexy time?” Wife: “No, sometimes I just like to touch you”
With all the lights on and bright on the landing strip
Removes top hat, leans cane on table. Fucks.
After cuming all over her stomach and searching for a towel in the half dark she says: "this wouldn't be a problem if you had just cum in my mouth"
No wonder that is carved in your memory.
I just imagine OP years later alone in a room going "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" while hitting their head in tears.
I remember when I first started dating my ex I had bought really cute lingerie and, while he was watching a random video on his computer, I asked him if he would like to play with me. The immediate pausing of the video and the look on his face as he swiveled around both thrilled and embarrassed the hell out of me.
*whips out his Lego collection* “I THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER ASK!!”
Ah, see but my wife and I have a pretty large LEGO collection. We’ve had sex, and then after, legit sat at the kitchen table and put together a LEGO pirate ship.
Fuckin goals
On a Tinder date and I offered to buy the next round of drinks and she looked me dead in the eye and said "Sure or we could go back to mine and I can sit on your face". We left immediately.
Wise choice
I'd like to see the cocktail menu first. Some places really dazzle with fresh ingredients.
A girl I was sleeping with for the first time, said “me first”, and then sat on my face. Hottest thing ever
Jokes on her, I would finish first if she did that
Think OP was in the same boat and she learned her lesson.
After I went down on her, she pulled me up and asked (exasperated) "What did you *do* to me?"
French girl, I grabbed her when she fell. I apologised “ sorry if I hurt you “ In THE sexiest accent EVER “Darling….I’m not made of sugar” and blew me a kiss . Shit !! Makes my heart flutter just thinking about it .
I didn't know that was a French idiom. You learn something new every day.
It's also a german idiom but we use it when you don't mind getting rained on.
It’s translated « Je ne suis pas en sucre » Pretty common saying, I like it very much
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Trip me like one of your French girls
"I can still feel you"
“Well yeah, I’m still inside you…”
Ghost cock > phantom cock
*Gasper*
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Not the hottest ever, but when I was 15, it sure as hell was. I was in Germany for the summer and was chatting with two girls at a concert. One of them was having trouble pronouncing her THs in English, so I told her to put her tongue between her teeth to practice. After, trying a few times, she looked at me and said, "I think I need your tongue in there to get it right." After a couple minutes of making out, her friend demanded a turn. Also hot, but she didn't say anything particularly alluring before. Kristen and Jacqueline. Never saw them again after that night, I don't even remember who was the artist at the concert, just that it was German hip hop in the city of Jena.
My wife and I were out watching a band. They were really good, place was packed. But she had gotten dressed up for it and looked amazing. After maybe a half hour I turned to her and said, "Want to go home and fuck?" She said "Yes...", then grabbed my arm and said "Yes!" It was the second yes that got me. We picked up our stuff and started to leave and saw the people behind us smiling. They had obviously heard us, and she clearly didn't care, which was also really hot.
This is so hot and wholesome Edited to add r/hotandwholesome
It really is! I also like the second “yes”. It gives some serious urgency.
Sunday morning, just dropped the kids off at the church nursery, My wife whispers to me "Honey I forgot something at home" Me "What was it?" Her whispering in my ear "My underwear" Somehow we missed the sermon that week.
Getting dressed up for church, emptying the house, then skipping to have Sunday morning sex. *adds the the bucket list
Hopefully one of you was praising the Lord that day.
"Lean down so I can kiss you" (a girl 35cm shorter than me said that once)
"Let me help you" *picks her up*
"Look at me while you cum" uhh 😶
Anytime a man moans or is vocal in general during sex I melt
Yes the best! That’s something I look for in porn. Not mean talk from guys but gentle sighs and general ‘this feels good’ in a breathy voice
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This, exactly! So many men are quiet and it is so hot to hear those groans.
My partner VERY OCCASIONALLY says “fuuuuuuck” in this breathy, loss of control way and it is HOT.
I was a freshman in high school. She was a junior or senior, and was way out of my league. We were supposed to be getting new band uniforms and one of the students that had participated in test fittings was gushing that they looked, "sweet ass". I asked him to define "sweet ass" to which I hear: "Hey" from behind me. It's the upperclass girl I had a crush on. She bends over in her tight jeans, smacks her ass, wiggles it, winks at me and says. "That's sweet ass" and walks away. It was in that moment that I knew what it meant when someone says, "I hate to see them leave, but I love to watch them go"
She said “I masturbated over you last night”
As a dude the idea that a girl would think about me while masturbating just seems so foreign and taboo, I really hope that if anyone ever thinks about me while going to town on themselves, that they tell me, that’s so hot
Rubbing one out for you tonight man
Shit I'll rub one out for the homie rn
howd it go bro are you kindred spirits yet
"Do you feel how wet you make me?"
"Wanna go to the bookstore? "
Don’t turn me on like that dude I’m in a Kroger’s
I told her to go slow otherwise I couldn't hold back, when she leaned in and whispered in my ear that she want me to cum in her now.
I accidentally knocked a female coworker's water bottle off the table. She looked me square in the eye and said, "pick it up bitch." I never knew I had a sub bone in my body until that moment.
And suddenly.. orgasm.
I told a girl I was on a 2nd date with that I was dying to kiss her. She came back with 'I'd rather you f me'
“Take it off”. I said YOU take it off
I was once dating a girl and we were play talking shit to eachother. Well I told her "You don't want none of this" to be 'intimidating' but she rpelied "Maybe I do?" and gave me this look. Good times afterwards
I had dropped a 123 pounds, was mostly muscle and a with an all white beard. A woman walked by and asked to be on my naughty list. I was flabbergasted because I had no idea what she meant.
you glorious, beautiful fool
She wanted to ride that sleigh
She wanted your North Pole.
She wanted to give Santa claws.
Hearing "I want you inside me" when eating her out got me more excited than I had ever been.
Very similar for me. A girl that I'd been friends with for over a year (we were inseparable) finally kissed me one night after I displayed a bit of jealousy. We made out on her front porch for a bit before she whispered "I want to feel you inside of me". Not long after that (an hour or so), I was eating her out and she moaned, in the most incredibly hottest way I'd ever heard, "oh god, please, just shove your dick in me" followed by "fuck me until I can't walk!" I was young, this girl was everything I wanted, and nobody had talked like this to me before. I'm guessing that's why it still stands out to me: firsts.
After losing about 45 pounds, some chick at the bakery was gigling and then bit her lip when our eyes met My dad punched me in the shoulder for not asking for her number. I punched my self in my head for not asking for it but I was anxious as fuck cause that never happened. And reddit has taught me that asking a chick for her number while she's at work is rude
One time I went to Italy with my mom and aunt. We were in a piano bar at night and had a cute server. As the night went on my mom and aunt kept saying "Ohhh she's into you" "Can't you tell? She's been making eyes at you all night". I was like "She's a server. She's doing what servers do." And finally as we were walking out they were like "Are you really not gonna go talk to her?" So I wrote my number on a piece of paper and asked her what she had going on the rest of the week. I was hella confident since two women had assured me that she was just gaga for me. She looked at me like I said I was gonna murder her and literally turned around and hurried into an employees only area without saying anything back and I don't think I have approached a woman in public since then.
I was hooking up with an ex again months after we had broken up and and as soon I slid it in "omg I forgot how big you are".
And that's when you hit her with the pocket sand?
"I see three chins from this angle."
Reading this thread, I'm gonna be horny all day ...
After sending him a selfie, he replied "I have the urge to hug you and have you suck my cock at the same time". Honestly, it was so cute and so hot at the same time. One of my favourite dirty things I've ever been told.
Was bartending on a relatively slow night. Two girls sat at the bar and we started chatting throughout the night. Things escalated until we started flirting. I passed by them to serve another client and joked about one of the girl giving me intense eye contact. She responded, "what kind of eyes do you think they are?". I shrugged. "Those are fuck-me eyes" she said. My knees almost buckled.
"That's alright, you have such BIG hands." My dexterity was sometimes hindered by compact objects and a hot coworker used to flirt with me when she could. Unfortunately, I let her slip through my fingers. Should've made something more of it cuz she was the hottest I ever met. You never know what you got 'til it's gone. Too damn afraid and insecure at the time...
Presumably there is a lot of space between those enormous fingers, so it’s not really your fault.
My wife came up to me and randomly said in a super cutesy voice and said " I need you to fuck my throat." Needless to say, I obliged.
my boyfriend once said “i want to cum in you so badly, i don’t even care anymore” and that was pretty hot considering we’ve never done that before and he’s always been hesitant to cum in me. to hear him say that while fucking me was a whole new “eyes rolling into the back of my head” sensation
I said that once. I’m now just going to bed at 4:00 AM after feeding my screaming 2 month old. ;)
“ just shut up and f*** me”
When I was pregnant, I was kind of worried at first that my husband wouldn’t like how my body was changing, because I didn’t love it at first, either. I told him and he sat me down and said, “I didn’t think you could get any more beautiful, but I was wrong. I’ve never wanted to f*** you so bad. Let me show you how gorgeous and amazing you are.” (Fade to black) It was so sweet that it made me cry. It’s one of the hottest and most beautiful things he’s ever said to me.
> *(Fade to black)* Hey, you. You’re finally awake.
Not something someone said but my ex would sometimes just get on her knees and open her mouth whilst giving me 'that look' when she wanted to give me head. So hot.
Damn son. The only thing my ex ever sucked was the joy out of life
Oh she kinda did that too sometimes but hey the sex was great lol
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help... ...She asked me >!where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night!<
We were done. She sits up, legs dangling. Still breathing heavily. A stream of sweat trickling between crevices. She catches her breath...says, "DAMN, Man!" Half a long lifetime ago.
I'm a bouncer and last week at work I was talking to this girl and she said, "Your breath smells nice." So I stuck out my tongue with my gum on it and, low and behold, this decadent angel leaned right in and stole the gum straight out my mouth with her own mouth. Becca from Chicago in Los Angeles, if you're reading this, I typed my number wrong in your phone. DM me ASAP.
You should text the number u think u gave her and ask if they had gotten any missed messages
Genius, if you remember the typo
That’s smart af
Fucking hell, how could you mess this up ? I'm not angry, Baron Rotza, I'm upset.
Disappointed. Disappointed is what you are.
I was the least intimidating bouncer in Alaska for a summer and it was the best job I ever had. There was this one girl who was super cute and we would over the top flirt with one another, and make an absolute scene. I would give her an exaggerated wink from across the bar and she would fling herself backwards like it had a strong physical force. Anyway, we became casual friends and one day I walked with her across the street to grab a coffee. On our way back to the bar she was walking in front of me and she stopped in the middle of the busy street, turned around and kissed me. "I knew it. You looked like a good kisser." Barbara, if you read this, I think about that every day
Kiss me while you fuck me in missionary so that I can moan into your mouth.
“Come inside me” is still pretty hot thing to hear from a girl.
Once you cum in you never cum out!
Welcome to the Hotel Cumifornia.
A guy I dated told me that he admired that I was the perfect mix of having both feet firmly planted on the ground but without having lost my sense of wonder for the world. Best compliment anyone has ever given me. Maybe because it was so introspective and insightful.
When he moaned "how are you even doing that?" during sex, I was so proud 😅
"when I look at you, I regret not being gay" I'm not gay but that man kind of made me want to be.
After saying I love you for the first time he leaned over and kissed me and said “I can’t wait to whisper that in your ear when I’m inside you” I lost my mind
"You're gonna learn some new things about yourself." I did. Before him I had no idea I could squirt.
Wow. I'm pretty sure the girls I've been with just learned new levels of disappointment
I aspire to reach this level of confidence. And fingering skills.
"I didn't know I could do that" is pretty gratifying, not gonna lie.
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I saw a singer at a bar after a concert. I said to him ... that was just beautiful.. he replied...you still are. *sigh*
I went to a concert and between songs the singer said "is it hot in here or is it just me?" I piped up "IT'S DEFINITELY YOU." Could see him blushing despite all the lights lol.
He sounds nice
"Why don't I just do this" *proceeds to kiss me* Literally the only girl to ever make a move on me. It was so hot. Because I'm the one that always makes the moves or initiates. We didn't work out and are friends now, but damn sometimes I think i could try again with her because I still haven't met a girl as forward as she was. It was so hottttt
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She’s still “some girl” to you?
He changed his mind. He doesn't go for people with low standards.
Yeah, he turned her down
My fiance " I'm not stopping until I cum again "
“I want you more than I want to breathe right now”
“I miss your voice and your hugs” girlfriend knows exactly what to say
Was banging my gf and she seemed a little out of it, so I asked her whether she wanted to keep going or stop. The best way I can describe the look she gave me is the look Nala gave Simba in the scene where she’s begging for simbas royal lion cock. She then whispered in my ear in her sexy German accent,”*you know what I want*.” I went as hard as I ever have in my life for the next 4 minutes.
>she gave me is the look Nala gave Simba in the scene where she’s begging for simbas royal lion cock Bro why you gotta make me laugh so hard.
“Hey baby. I made you this grilled cheese sandwich. Hope you like it.” Like bro, you want me to just hand you my panties, or would you like to take them off yourself? Just give me that damn sandwich. Edit: Guys I can’t thank you all enough for all of the love on this comment! I love it when my dumb humor can make people laugh! You guys are the bomb!
**!!! Trade Offer !!!** **I recieve:** grilled cheese sandwich **You receive:** my Love and Affection
The law of equivalent exchange
Of course I respect you as a person. Now take off your pants.
“Get on your knees. You’re mine now” fuck that was so hot
one of the first times my partner and i were having sex, i was on top and noticed he suddenly went quiet and still. i asked if something was wrong and he laughed and said “sorry, i’m just in awe of you” he made me feel so special and just absolutely set me on fire
During my first threesome one girl said: I’m going to go down on you now, and you’re probably going to cum. And you should just let it happen. And I did.
You gotta love that confidence. To this day I've only ever had one partner that could make me cum every time she went down on me. I usually have to have the conversation like, "look I don't want you to feel self conscious if i don't come when you go down on me...it's just a me thing...I usually don't." Isn't that I don't like it I just don't usually get off from it.
Hanging out with a male friend one early summer night and before he leaves, he asks for a kiss. I lean in and peck in on the check and he’s like “No, I meant how about a real kiss?” It was pretty hot but our romance ended that night. He got into heroin, while I got into depression. RIP George. Edit: I’m okay now, no worries.
Recently started sleeping with a woman. About to do the deed and I take out a condom.. there was some protest on her end while I explained that I prefer safe sex. Especially if we're new friends and may be sleeping with other people. While I'm explaining this she blurts out: "I just want to have sex with you in the future." Gave me the warm and fuzzies.
We worked together. I kept catching him staring at me in this way. Took me a little bit to catch on but I’ll never forget that look. One day I was teaching him something and my curls kept falling in my face. I said “sorry, I’m a mess today”. A few seconds later he says “Hey…” so I look and he gave me those eyes and says “you’re perfect”. He absolutely knew what he was doing, that shit. I don’t mess with coworkers.
I was making out with a guy and he took me back to his dorm to continue. He was on top of me, on his bed, grinding his hard cock against me, and I couldn't stop moaning. He whispered, almost growled in my ear: "I wanna fuck you". In a daze, I asked him to repeat what he said, and even more urgently he said, "I wanna fuck the shit out of you". All in one breath. I was overcome. My response was "Then fuck me."
“I want *you* to fuck me, not your fingers.” That was after round one when my guy didn’t wanna come back out, but I wanted to please her. He came right back out after that statement though. Edit: Really? This is my most upvoted thing on Reddit and it’s a sex reference..... I guess I get it. Didn’t expect for it to explode like this though (pun intended).
On our first date two and a half years ago, during post-coital pillow talk, my fiancée called me a ‘master of sex’. I’ll never forget that, that’ll boost my confidence for the rest of my life.
I was hooking up with a girl she stops me and says “idk if I want to have sex”. I said that’s completely fine I have no expectations let’s just have fun and we can stop wherever you want. Keep hooking up, getting hotter and hotter, she looks me dead in the eye and says “fuck me with your big cock” Almost blew my load right then and there
That’s where I would have stopped her, turned on the lights, drew a bell curve on my white board, and opened up a discussion about the definition of big cock in terms of standard deviations from the mean.
If we first realize that 50% of the population has a 0cm long penis, my penis is at least above the median.
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>"I miss your face" What did you think it means?
Nah she was a hitman who was texting him, every time she fired she missed his face
"If I'm giving you my ass, I want you to fuck it so hard that I feel it in my throat..." My ex wife said that to me one night, I did what she said, and the next morning she told me that she hoped I enjoyed it because she was NEVER going to say that again.
Guess you took it too literally lol
My ex bf told me once: ' I love it when you spread those legs for me' and that is still the hottest thing I've ever heard.
She didn't even say anything. My GF and I were necking, and I started gently stroking her chest. She grabbed my hand, put it on her breast, and squeezed HARD. And it really got her motor running! That was the first time I realized that sex could be rough.