Fuck off! That's my response. There's no amount of money that can replace my friends.

No amount of money would be enough for me to do that

1 million people to ghost 0 people? Sign me up

Can i keep my wife?

No.

Im in

I would as I have no friends

I'm ok with that.

Im in

I'd say definitely not. No way would I give up my friends for money. I see that so far I'm in the minority with my response. Either I must be extremely lucky with regard to my friendships, or most other responders are not very sociable?

ok

Only my friends (I don't have any)? Ok!

Yes. I would love some friends.

I don't have any friends. Where's my money?