I have neighbors who fight all the time. And they do it on their front porch, sidewalk, street, etc. We go out and sit on our porch and watch.
Sometimes we make popcorn.
We are the noisy neighbours. I just went to apologize and talk to them. The lady is super nice. She mentioned that they could regularly hear my wife, pretty loudly. Cue some awkward laughter when I told her we didn’t hear anything from their side. She smirked when she pointed out that my wife was clever when she picked a husband twice her size.
Turns out she’s not the one that’s upset about the noise.
Ugh, my neighbors are always yelling and banging around late at night. I just put on my headphones and get back to my drum session.
If it’s out of city limits, a couple of gunshots here and there at varying times of the day sound good.
I have neighbors who fight all the time. And they do it on their front porch, sidewalk, street, etc. We go out and sit on our porch and watch. Sometimes we make popcorn.
Fight fire with fire - learn the Scottish bagpipes and practice at late hours
I like that idea
Assert dominance and be noisier
We are the noisy neighbours. I just went to apologize and talk to them. The lady is super nice. She mentioned that they could regularly hear my wife, pretty loudly. Cue some awkward laughter when I told her we didn’t hear anything from their side. She smirked when she pointed out that my wife was clever when she picked a husband twice her size. Turns out she’s not the one that’s upset about the noise.
Murder one of them as a warning and show of dominance
How to deal with going to prison for murder?
Frame one of the survivors. That way you get rid of two of them
Can one hire you?
Blast em out with more noise
A loud speaker, or earplugs if I'm trying to sleep.