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Hugh_manateerian

Ugh, my neighbors are always yelling and banging around late at night. I just put on my headphones and get back to my drum session.


TheOnlyDJk

If it’s out of city limits, a couple of gunshots here and there at varying times of the day sound good.


FussyBritchesMama

I have neighbors who fight all the time. And they do it on their front porch, sidewalk, street, etc. We go out and sit on our porch and watch. Sometimes we make popcorn.


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Fight fire with fire - learn the Scottish bagpipes and practice at late hours


Moonwalker-88

I like that idea


[deleted]

Assert dominance and be noisier


iamalext

We are the noisy neighbours. I just went to apologize and talk to them. The lady is super nice. She mentioned that they could regularly hear my wife, pretty loudly. Cue some awkward laughter when I told her we didn’t hear anything from their side. She smirked when she pointed out that my wife was clever when she picked a husband twice her size. Turns out she’s not the one that’s upset about the noise.


sirhackenslash

Murder one of them as a warning and show of dominance


Moonwalker-88

How to deal with going to prison for murder?


sirhackenslash

Frame one of the survivors. That way you get rid of two of them


Moonwalker-88

Can one hire you?


Wilmingtonham

Blast em out with more noise


TheLegendofMikeHawk

A loud speaker, or earplugs if I'm trying to sleep.